When we were going to go to the AMARA CLUB MARINE hotel at such an early time (well, April, after all), we were nervous about the weather. Just on the eve of the flight, my friends and I went to the Internet and found (!!! ) yes, yes, they discovered that the weather in Kemer for the next 100 years (well, I’m exaggerating, of course) doesn’t even think to please us for the next week. Rainfall and all. No, well, the agricultural sector of Turkey, I think, would be delighted with such weather, but it so happened that, oddly enough, we decided to go there not in order to sow cereals in Turkey, but in order to relax, swim in the sea and sunbathe in at the end. In general, as everyone probably already guessed, the weather did not please us. On the plane they gathered and dressed according to the weather: a sweater, jeans, a jacket and sneakers. Dressed up, what is called excellent. At the airport, they sincerely rejoiced at the abundance of people near the check-in desk with exclamations like: wow, how many walruses have arrived to register! But the "walruses" in all likelihood did not share our fears about the weather, as they were somehow dressed too lightly...
The first fear that the arsenal of clothes was chosen incorrectly crept in when we flew up to Antalya. The stewardess announced that the temperature at point "B" of our trip was +20 (!!! ). Mdaaa, the question became acute what to do with down jackets that peacefully flew with us in the luggage compartment? (Once again, I exaggerate naturally)...
Antalya met us with sunny weather and warmth. It was terribly insulting, annoying, but okay, okay, okay, that they scored so many unnecessary things in case of an ice age.
So it was just an introduction to the story, who gained strength, courage, endurance and something else and read up to this point already just FELLOW GOOD! (Who is interested in the full version of the story, including vulgar anecdotes, write to me (Tanya).
Well, did everyone rest? I mean from my writing? Then let's continue!
We left the airport, in which, by the way, an incident happened to us (we will make a lyrical digression at this point) and so, in 2009, as you know, Turkey increased the cost of a visa for citizens of Ukraine (this is revenge for GAZ! Boo-ha-ha) and now its cost is 30$ or 20€. We calculated that in EUREKA it was more profitable to pay money in them, we got a line moving to the window with a large beautiful "€" icon and....and how great was our surprise when we found out that ". . . in Euro we accept we will not pay for visas, but not in dollars... ", that is, explaining in simple Russian: in you, (an indecent gesture was cut out by the censors) and not surrender! We were sooo surprised, but to the greatest disappointment (boo-ha-ha) of the cashier, they found $ 90 (here are those (again cut out by the damned censor), not our hard-earned money).
Okay, moving on, we left, it means, from the airport and we see the TEZ TOUR check-in desk. We go there, they give us - go to Cheburshaka! No, well, just kidding, of course, but they give us the number of our beloved bus, which will transfer us to the hotel. But having walked around 2 times (and to make the image more dramatic, we rubbed our eyes well) we saw, that is, we did not see such a bus. We returned back to the operator teza. She, as she saw us, immediately gave us a new bus number on the mountain (I didn’t understand whether they had a random number generator in their heads, or whether we were far from the first to circle the parking lot in search of the right bus). But the second number turned out to be winning and we still found the bus. They rejoiced beyond words, got into it and set off. By the way, the way to the AMARA CLUB MARINE hotel from the airport took us no more than an hour in total. And this despite the fact that we were moving slowly, but not stopping at any hotel along the way. We drove through the tunnels of desires and absolution and here we are at home! Well, in the sense of the hotel! The hotel is just fabulous. MMMMM... and all around nature (!!! ) mountains to the sky, orange oshchi, pine forest, the sea - in general, incredible beauty. And in the middle of all this terrible beauty is HE - HOTEL "AMARA CLUB MARINE".
We went through the registration at the hotel quite quickly, only the receptionist was surprised to the core that I needed a room 2 + 1 (the company is still the same: a young lady and two men, a swedish family in one word). Well, he was a little surprised, but he gave out the key. The key indicated number stubbornly refused to unlock. After a lot of abuse over the door and the lock, we moved back to the reception. The guy again made a surprised face and said: ". . . uh....it should open... " No, well, it's very good that it should, it doesn't open. He apparently understood that you couldn’t get rid of us just like that - he took the key from us and, with a smart expression on his face, clicked something on the computer and returned it with the words, they say, now he will open it for sure. YYY! No, I did not open the key number. Although it flashed us a treacherously green light, it stubbornly refused to open it. We again stomped on the reception. The guy, apparently thinking about whether we can even use locks for reliability, decided to try to open the ill-fated number himself. The lock blinked green at him too and did not open. It was then that we were lucky, for our torment we were given a room "family room". And it even opened! And even the first time! (number 3102) Highly recommended to everyone. Two rooms, cozy atmosphere. And an important detail: Wi-Fi is great on the balcony! Yes, and in the "nursery" too, but only if you lean against the wall. And in general, nearby, in the reception building, it was quite comfortable to relax on the Internet. Soft sofas, tables, sockets (!!! ) and disgusting music (most often something reminiscent of reading psalms) in general, complete relaxation... Continue reading in the following publications (I really want to sleep) or contact . .
The first fear that the arsenal of clothes was chosen incorrectly crept in when we flew up to Antalya. The stewardess announced that the temperature at point "B" of our trip was +20 (!!! ). Mdaaa, the question became acute what to do with down jackets that peacefully flew with us in the luggage compartment? (Once again, I exaggerate naturally)...
Antalya met us with sunny weather and warmth. It was terribly insulting, annoying, but okay, okay, okay, that they scored so many unnecessary things in case of an ice age.
So it was just an introduction to the story, who gained strength, courage, endurance and something else and read up to this point already just FELLOW GOOD! (Who is interested in the full version of the story, including vulgar anecdotes, write to me (Tanya).
Well, did everyone rest? I mean from my writing? Then let's continue!
We left the airport, in which, by the way, an incident happened to us (we will make a lyrical digression at this point) and so, in 2009, as you know, Turkey increased the cost of a visa for citizens of Ukraine (this is revenge for GAZ! Boo-ha-ha) and now its cost is 30$ or 20€. We calculated that in EUREKA it was more profitable to pay money in them, we got a line moving to the window with a large beautiful "€" icon and....and how great was our surprise when we found out that ". . . in Euro we accept we will not pay for visas, but not in dollars... ", that is, explaining in simple Russian: in you, (an indecent gesture was cut out by the censors) and not surrender! We were sooo surprised, but to the greatest disappointment (boo-ha-ha) of the cashier, they found $ 90 (here are those (again cut out by the damned censor), not our hard-earned money).
Okay, moving on, we left, it means, from the airport and we see the TEZ TOUR check-in desk. We go there, they give us - go to Cheburshaka! No, well, just kidding, of course, but they give us the number of our beloved bus, which will transfer us to the hotel. But having walked around 2 times (and to make the image more dramatic, we rubbed our eyes well) we saw, that is, we did not see such a bus. We returned back to the operator teza. She, as she saw us, immediately gave us a new bus number on the mountain (I didn’t understand whether they had a random number generator in their heads, or whether we were far from the first to circle the parking lot in search of the right bus). But the second number turned out to be winning and we still found the bus. They rejoiced beyond words, got into it and set off. By the way, the way to the AMARA CLUB MARINE hotel from the airport took us no more than an hour in total. And this despite the fact that we were moving slowly, but not stopping at any hotel along the way. We drove through the tunnels of desires and absolution and here we are at home! Well, in the sense of the hotel! The hotel is just fabulous. MMMMM... and all around nature (!!! ) mountains to the sky, orange oshchi, pine forest, the sea - in general, incredible beauty. And in the middle of all this terrible beauty is HE - HOTEL "AMARA CLUB MARINE".
We went through the registration at the hotel quite quickly, only the receptionist was surprised to the core that I needed a room 2 + 1 (the company is still the same: a young lady and two men, a swedish family in one word). Well, he was a little surprised, but he gave out the key. The key indicated number stubbornly refused to unlock. After a lot of abuse over the door and the lock, we moved back to the reception. The guy again made a surprised face and said: ". . . uh....it should open... " No, well, it's very good that it should, it doesn't open. He apparently understood that you couldn’t get rid of us just like that - he took the key from us and, with a smart expression on his face, clicked something on the computer and returned it with the words, they say, now he will open it for sure. YYY! No, I did not open the key number. Although it flashed us a treacherously green light, it stubbornly refused to open it. We again stomped on the reception. The guy, apparently thinking about whether we can even use locks for reliability, decided to try to open the ill-fated number himself. The lock blinked green at him too and did not open. It was then that we were lucky, for our torment we were given a room "family room". And it even opened! And even the first time! (number 3102) Highly recommended to everyone. Two rooms, cozy atmosphere. And an important detail: Wi-Fi is great on the balcony! Yes, and in the "nursery" too, but only if you lean against the wall. And in general, nearby, in the reception building, it was quite comfortable to relax on the Internet. Soft sofas, tables, sockets (!!! ) and disgusting music (most often something reminiscent of reading psalms) in general, complete relaxation... Continue reading in the following publications (I really want to sleep) or contact . .
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