All the truth

Written: 24 september 2012
Travel time: 16 — 23 september 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For business travel; For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 8.0
After reading the reviews of "vacationers" about the hotel, I answer:
Cuisine: I don't know how many types of meat you eat at home per week))) but chicken, turkey and roast with fish, fried sausages and sausage are also meat)) Are there not enough sweets? You will eat at home, my dear. Planes then crash. . .
Are you bored? read above! You've never lifted your asses from the sun loungers! Perhaps the animators should have carried you in their arms to the volleyball court or thrown a dart at the darts for you.
No disco? I will tell you a terrible secret IS! You just had to take your **** down to the floor below! That's why I found a disco.
Room: comfortable, clean normal room. The room was cleaned every day. Soft white towels.
The room is small - did you book the presidential suite?
TV hiss? In Turkey? Have you come to look at the box to rest with your ass thrown out?

There is no normal soap and shampoo... can you also fit a facial scrub to your oily skin? Dear ones, you need to take such things with you - this is known to the whole world of tourism.
Towel $10 You have no idea why? Probably the answer lies in our Tagil rush.
Dogs on the beach... it's strange how you didn't write that these dogs eat tourists))
Music from a nearby hotel... I personally was disturbed by your whining about how bad everything is! And the music FROM NEIGHBOR HOTEL! All hotels around also suffered from this hotel. And if you raised your *** during the day, you would get tired and fall into a dead sleep.
Bottom line: the "All Inclusive" system is different. if someone is not in the know, that is, the system "ultra all inclusive", "super all inclusive" and so on.
My dears and THIS IS NOT COST 100 bucks a day!
For those who want to have a good rest (not to eat, but to relax) and not expensive, I advise you to go. For those who eat constantly, whine and hang out at foam parties at bydloteks (for bix and chicks)))) I advise you to refrain from traveling so as not to spoil other normal people's vacation.
Thank you!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original