Ни ногой в Каплан Not a foot in Kaplan

I want to say right away that we are not some kind of snickering there, as they say in the reviews, but I'm sorry when you compare with other 5s (and this is how jeans began to position itself, although someone gave it 5k, it still grows and grows up to 5k), then you start to think . In general, it's hard for us to spoil the rest because we love nature. We still got a boost of energy. So let's not be too sad. I am not a commissioned speaker, but a real tourist. Okay now actually.
We read reviews before that, well, we think it’s some kind of snickering write, but no, it turns out that everything that was written is true. So if you're interested, read below:
We rested in kaplan in the second mid-August with a family of 2 adults and 2 children. We arrived at 4 am, and of course we were not settled immediately. Although in other hotels populated. They said they would check in at 2pm. Judge for yourself, tired, all night at the airport and on the plane, how you wanted to sleep. And here we are in armchairs with our heads bowed. My neck hurt terribly afterwards. At 14:00 we were settled, they gave us a shitty room on the first floor, where the courtyard was. The room smelled something like dampness. Came several times to change the room. None. Dropped 30 bucks. Three days later he came up so for fun, they say change the number. It was popularly explained to me that if nothing is broken in the room, then it cannot be changed, since grounds are needed. But they say we can reserve a room for you tomorrow but it will cost 100 Baku. Of course, I could pay, but 100 bucks is already a robbery. The hotel is mostly all from Russia or from the CIS countries, and of course the sunbeds left with covered towels. The communication of the staff is rude, I wanted to fill a fuck. Oh pardon the face. More than 2 glasses of drinks in 2 hands are not given. In short, I had to stand in line 6-7 times, and not rest lying down and drink a cocktail. What I liked is the evening animation, nirazu for 2 weeks was not repeated. Food. The food is (as Galygin said) disgusting. There was practically no meat. You know, it didn't even smell like pork. Mostly chicken and fish. Potato puree - remember Unkle Benz. Therefore, if suddenly you were hit by a kaplan jeans, take only lumpy potatoes. The children hardly ate anything. I looked at other children, the same situation piled a lot, not eaten. Therefore, guys, if you have a choice between 2 5s and one of them is kaplan jeans, then I do not recommend it. Yes, something is there with 5 kami. If there is a choice of some good 4k and jeans, then for me the choice will be obvious. But otherwise, the sea, the sun, the coast, created not by the hands of the Dzhinsovtsy (Kaplanovtsy), are excellent. So, as in the song, think for yourself, decide for yourself...