Думал будет хорошо,а вышло не очень I thought it would be good, but it didn't turn out well.

I went to club salima. The impression is ambivalent for the first time. Further details. I will compare with the hotels in which I have been before (we always choose 5 * or HV-1). Were from July 11 to July 25.2007. Age: 38.33, 10. Family hotel. If there are no children (from 1 to 17 years old), then it seems to me that there is no point in going there either. The hotel is large, consists of 2 and 1 storey bungalows. Number designations are three-digit: the smaller the first digit, the closer to the pools (does not apply to pitchforks), the last digit, if even, then the 2nd floor, if odd, then the first (and there are more of them). Seven-hundredth rooms are like new, judging by the double-glazed windows, the rest are old. There are rooms without a balcony or a track at all. Plastic furniture on the balconies is not everywhere. At the request to put at least one chair, they promised two days, and sent for the third, saying that they didn’t have plastic furniture at all.
During my stay, it just so happened, I changed 3 rooms: two on the 1st floor (four hundred and some and 507) and on the 2nd floor - 506. On the first floors it really smells of mold. The rooms themselves are average and dark. Mini-bar is paid, except for 2 bottles of 0.5 liters of water, regardless of the number of people. (By the way, you can take bottled water in the "coffee house" or in the evening at the pool bar) Safe is free. There is only one outlet, it has an extension cord with one free entrance (I saved my tee) The bathroom struck me: one door - you close either the toilet or the entire bathroom. And I have not seen such SMALL shower cabins anywhere, either in the Motherland or over the hill. The rooms were changed due to problems with electricity or air conditioning. In the last room, 4 days before departure, there was again a problem: the air conditioner leaked, the master came, an hour later again but not so much (drip), they spat no longer complained - they pushed the beds away (otherwise they would relocate again - and here there was a 2nd floor, and chairs ) There are COCKROACHES in the rooms, on the ground floor I caught 5 pieces, on 2 - 2 pieces. On the 1st floor. included fumitox - mosquitoes.
Of the living creatures on the territory there are still 3 ducks, cats, in the evening - hedgehogs and many lizards. The territory is large, there is a lot of greenery, well-groomed, all the bungalows are in pine trees. But the forest is “not ours”, from the chirping of cicadas you can get a “concussion”, and so everywhere where there are pines, and the more pines, the more cicadas. Room cleaning is very mediocre. You can enter the room despite the "do not disturb" sign. The situation is very BAD with TOWELS (I have not seen such a mess anywhere). Dirty, wet towels left on the floor, hung to dry on the railing!! ! We are indignant at the reception, but they tell us that everything is fine and the TOWELS ARE CHANGE ONE TIME IN THREE DAYS (in fact, 1 time in 4 days). Towels are given less than expected. At first we were not indignant, but their number began to decrease. Arriving at the reception, it turned out that we were not alone (and this is the policy of the hotel). After complaining, the maid brought towels. But for the legs (which is laid on the floor) she gave only one, like 1 per number. And with such a rare change, it's very bad. Conclusion: SERVICE IS VERY BAD (worse I have ever seen).

The food is good, there are soups that the child ate with pleasure (and this is an indicator), freshly squeezed orange juice, the first week - a sea of ​ ​ u200bu200bcherries, the second - peaches and grapes + as usual: watermelon, melon, oranges, unripe plums and apricots. The first time I saw (and this is good) take out of the restaurant what you want and how much you want. Among the shortcomings: half of the furniture in the restaurant is old (staggering, nails sticking out) and very often there are not enough appliances for drinks, they give plastic glasses - not solid. There is no free ice cream. But it's all bullshit. In salime, where everything is included, a terrible and incomprehensible nonsense is going on - FOR MUCH MONEY IS REQUIRED. And no one could explain to me what is paid in this halabud and what is not. Bartenders at the pool bar are rude. From alcohol they offer: vodka, crayfish, gin (body) and EVERYTHING. My wife asked me to make a cocktail, they demanded money, that is, a card on which you write down how much you owe. She pointed to the Turkish liquor "this is a local drink. " “Then only with juice” and poured into a plastic glass (in the evening)! Wow!! ! By the way, there are only three bars, the fourth is paid. And the bar on the beach is not always open, and only ayran from drinks, there is not even water. If you want to drink on the beach, go to the pool bar. The beach is average, small. There are 2 pontoons, a pier (lousy). There is a good pier on the side (comfortable, with a shower) but PAID. We sat once - it was fine, but they came again, the waiter ran up "buy a paid drink or leave. " It didn’t work out, he was sent, after a couple of minutes he runs with a phone, where they say in Russian: yes, they say, it’s true, but if you don’t like it, complain.
The pools are comfortable. There are 4 of them: lower (multi-deep), upper (not deep, with a jacuzzi), a pool with slides, and a tiny children's pool. And lying next to them is a problem. Comfortable mattresses by the upper pool, but there are very few of them and they are busy by 7 o'clock in the morning. The rest of the sun loungers are old and not very comfortable.
The animation is really good. This is the second time I've seen this (usually worse). Shows are good, daytime animation is intense. But I give her second place (based on what I saw myself). There is a certain relaxation, because of it, overlays occur. Example: there is free billiards (2 tables with broken pockets are located behind the dining room on the second floor). You need to get cues and balls in the office under the upper pool. Found, asked, I need a card as a pledge. Okay, I say, in 15 minutes. I will come. Came. Nobody. Waited 25 min. Nobody. Although they should work. Came the next day. Nobody again. There was a small queue. Heat. 25min passes - no one. I went to the amphitheater, found animators, said. The dude came. I say: “Well, how? So you can't. " And he "tried for you - rehearsed. " Didn't even apologize. This has never happened to me before. And they have enough people in animation (at least 25 people).
Most of all I remember Kesha and “Grandmother” (I don’t remember the name) - talented guys GOOD FELLOWS. And their chief animator is some black man. I did not notice any talents in him (although he catches apricots with the envy of some dogs). I constantly saw him in a restaurant with his wife and child (the dude is resting... ). I remember a joke about parrots: “why is this one so expensive? Doesn't he know how to do anything? " - “I don’t know, but the rest call him the boss”
Yes. We went (for the first time) with Diva travel (in Moscow) Idletale travel (in Turkey) - normal, no complaints. Even the hotel guide (Ruslan) is a normal guy.

And further. The receptionist was very impressed. HE'S OUTSIDE. In the background there is a wall of glass blocks, and there is no clock at all. FUCK! Maybe that's why they are stupid - their brains are boiling.
Well, basically everything. I won’t go there again, but you decide……. .