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1.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
1.0
Service:
2.0
Cleanliness:
1.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
1.0
There is no telephone in the rooms, no mini-bar and even more so no safe. Not all rooms have a balcony, as well as no working TV and air conditioning!! ! Wi-fi is not available in the rooms, it is available only at the reception desk!! ! Hairdryer, if there is, it does not work. To the sea 300 meters. Animator?? ? There were no animators there! As well as there is no ironing and no laundry! Plus, the workers walk around in dirty everyday clothes, not changing them for a week, and they just cleaned the room in this (unless of course you were lucky and they did it), and immediately go to cover in the dining room! Food is served without gloves!
Added to all this is the terrible unsanitary conditions in the room and the smell of dampness, like in the basement! Bed linen and towels are gray and stained. Apparently, the lack of a female hand in this hotel is affecting (even the language does not dare to call this asshole a "hotel", rather it is a hostel for the homeless), and only men work here... well, how they work, they rather pretend or do not know how!
All inclusive is too strong a word! Every day some kind of mash of peas, beans and rice, but a lot of zucchini and eggplant in different interpretations! There is no meat! For 9 days of my stay at this hotel, they gave chicken for dinner twice and fish once, I had to spend a hefty amount on lunches and dinners in a nearby cafe. Of the drinks in the bar, only white wine and red wine - EVERYTHING, you will not see anything more from alcohol in the bar!
I have been in three-star hotels, so there is nothing to do with three stars! This is how the owner Melody must hate vacationers to lie so brazenly about three stars, I would not even give them one! And special thanks to tour operators who do not check hotels and drive people into inhuman conditions!
It would be better to speak and write the truth, perhaps then there would be fewer scandals and bad reviews! And it turns out, as in a cartoon about how a man sold a cow!
Speaking of scandals! From morning to evening, there are scandals, swearing at the reception desk, a huge number of shocked vacationers trying to get a better room for themselves, or at least repairing the TV and air conditioning...
In general, if you were not lucky and you ended up in Melody, be patient, a bunch of pills for intestinal disorders, ten bottles of alcohol brought from home (it's expensive in stores, but there are no strong drinks in Melody) to wash down all the horror of such a holiday, well, at the same time you will disinfect the body, and, at least, do not settle on the first floor, what audibility hoo!! ! In addition, you will get an anthill in the room, always playing music (every day the same one, so in three days you will know all the songs by heart, and in 5 days you will hate them with all your heart) and employees walking back and forth under your windows, and they talk very loudly, especially when the company stopped to smoke at your window!! ! Yes! Certainly! Where without cockroaches! They will also keep you company in one of the wonderful melody-hotel evenings!!!
And in general, if unsanitary conditions reign there everywhere, just imagine. what's going on in the kitchen. . .
Almost forgot! Rooms for luggage storage, while waiting for the airport shuttle, are also not available. All suitcases and bags are in the corridor. . . There is only one cooler in this "hotel" and that one is in the bar, which is open from 10 am to 10 pm, at other times vacationers do not want to drink, as the owners of this wonderful place probably think! Although . . in the place of vacationers, I would not drink this water, it’s better to buy it in eggplants, minimize the opportunity to spend the entire vacation sitting on the toilet!
In conclusion, I wanted to say: read all the reviews about this hotel and believe only the bad ones - THIS IS A BITTER TRUTH!! !
Added to all this is the terrible unsanitary conditions in the room and the smell of dampness, like in the basement! Bed linen and towels are gray and stained. Apparently, the lack of a female hand in this hotel is affecting (even the language does not dare to call this asshole a "hotel", rather it is a hostel for the homeless), and only men work here... well, how they work, they rather pretend or do not know how!
All inclusive is too strong a word! Every day some kind of mash of peas, beans and rice, but a lot of zucchini and eggplant in different interpretations! There is no meat! For 9 days of my stay at this hotel, they gave chicken for dinner twice and fish once, I had to spend a hefty amount on lunches and dinners in a nearby cafe. Of the drinks in the bar, only white wine and red wine - EVERYTHING, you will not see anything more from alcohol in the bar!
I have been in three-star hotels, so there is nothing to do with three stars! This is how the owner Melody must hate vacationers to lie so brazenly about three stars, I would not even give them one! And special thanks to tour operators who do not check hotels and drive people into inhuman conditions!
It would be better to speak and write the truth, perhaps then there would be fewer scandals and bad reviews! And it turns out, as in a cartoon about how a man sold a cow!
Speaking of scandals! From morning to evening, there are scandals, swearing at the reception desk, a huge number of shocked vacationers trying to get a better room for themselves, or at least repairing the TV and air conditioning...
In general, if you were not lucky and you ended up in Melody, be patient, a bunch of pills for intestinal disorders, ten bottles of alcohol brought from home (it's expensive in stores, but there are no strong drinks in Melody) to wash down all the horror of such a holiday, well, at the same time you will disinfect the body, and, at least, do not settle on the first floor, what audibility hoo!! ! In addition, you will get an anthill in the room, always playing music (every day the same one, so in three days you will know all the songs by heart, and in 5 days you will hate them with all your heart) and employees walking back and forth under your windows, and they talk very loudly, especially when the company stopped to smoke at your window!! ! Yes! Certainly! Where without cockroaches! They will also keep you company in one of the wonderful melody-hotel evenings!!!
And in general, if unsanitary conditions reign there everywhere, just imagine. what's going on in the kitchen. . .
Almost forgot! Rooms for luggage storage, while waiting for the airport shuttle, are also not available. All suitcases and bags are in the corridor. . . There is only one cooler in this "hotel" and that one is in the bar, which is open from 10 am to 10 pm, at other times vacationers do not want to drink, as the owners of this wonderful place probably think! Although . . in the place of vacationers, I would not drink this water, it’s better to buy it in eggplants, minimize the opportunity to spend the entire vacation sitting on the toilet!
In conclusion, I wanted to say: read all the reviews about this hotel and believe only the bad ones - THIS IS A BITTER TRUTH!! !
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