Belport 4* Belport 4*

We rested in Turkey with TEZTOUR, I liked EVERYTHING very much... (by the way, it turned out to be cheaper with teztour: excursions for $ 20-50, the tour itself for 3 tr. )
The hotel pulls on a solid 4 *. True bartender GREED BITCH (CABLE ie)!! ! He poured alcoholic drinks no more than 2 glasses in one hand . . and when on the last day I decided to drink vodka tightly . . for the fifth time he said in broken Russian that he wouldn’t pour more vodka, well, I took 2 glasses of beer and left, by the way it’s hot there so that the beer until you bring it warmer to the hills, so it probably makes sense to go for a cold one, but it feels like white wine and beer (which he called tuborg) are ALCOHOL-FREE!!!
And so the general impression, EVERYTHING IS SUPER! ! The sea is nearby, 2 pools, 3 types of slides (which the son was very happy about and for the first 3 days my wife and I went to the sea to swim in turn, since at the age of 5 the slides are the best entertainment) The food is different, you can get drunk and get drunk easily, you really have to choose what to eat and what to drink, since their rakia is shit with anise, fermented milk products, cheese and mayonnaise, EVERYTHING is in goat's milk, that's why they have... such a taste . . with meat, as I understand it, there is tension on the entire Antalya coast. But fish and chicken deserve the highest rating.

Now what's the best way to do it. . .
1. NO SMOKING on the plane! flight attendants will fuck the whole brain... + up to $ 100
2. To quickly register in Turkey, have EURO with you (for the stamp-visa that they paste into your passport). in the window where they do it for 20 bucks per person A HUGE queue, and where for 15 euros only Europeans.
3. Do not forget to paste the stamp for the child, otherwise there will be a scandal when you return.
4. At the reception, when checking into the hotel, give Sonya, or the boys, $ 20 . . and ask for a better room . . but do it not impudently, but humanly AND THEN EXACTLY A ROOM WITH A WORKING SPLIT, TOILET, ETC IS PROVIDED !! ! If you don't like it change IMMEDIATELY!
5. It is not necessary for them to learn Turkish, they know ours, but it’s not arrogant to deal with them, (don’t talk like chocks schmuck, and why are you treating me, learn Albanian - smari ballet . . etc. ) but it’s normal, then everything will turn out fine and from $65 for what the fuck you can trade up to $25. . .
6. It is MANDATORY to take cigarettes that smoke 2 times more than you need (malbaro in duti fries $ 2.2 in markets up to $ 5).
7. Take a chenit for an exchange . . for example, they asked me to take off a T-shirt with the inscription TNT house 2 in exchange for a new one...
8. well, take a native vodka from the homeland for a liter in the middle of the rest, we met a Belarusian family, and at 23 o'clock, a freebie closes and continue to hochitsya...
9. And if you want MEAT . . go to the restaurant opposite, just be sure to put $ 50 on the table and say that's it! (we got drunk on $100 for 3, but on the contrary we ordered it too, but then we quarreled about why $500)