"Happy" holiday...

Written: 11 june 2012
Travel time: 19 — 26 may 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 6.0
To begin with, when reading reviews, I always believe 40 percent, and I always think that it will be better there...... BUT NOT HERE!!!!! ! I am not a pretentious tourist, so I was sure that I would definitely like everything - NOT IN BLAUHIMMEL.
one). The hotel is located in the village of Chamyuva, 8 km from Kemer. Small village, quiet, only hotels and locals. There are two "supermarkets" (small shops) Dia and Migros, but everything you need can be bought there, a lot is cheaper in Dia. There are cafes in Camyuva, some around the clock. The village itself is very clean decent, the people are just super.
2). The hotel itself is ordinary (we did not expect more). ONLY Russians rest in the hotel. Upon arrival, we were immediately given room 120, the first one near the stairs. The hotel has very thin walls, you just startle at every step, plus people walk around the stairs in flip-flops around the clock - you can just go crazy. There are a lot of children in the hotel in the evening they turn on choral crying, it is not possible to fall asleep, and in the morning they wake up again under their siren. The room is very small but ok. Nothing furniture, TV, air conditioning. There were even bathroom amenities (a la gel and soap).

BUT. . . the toilet was out of order, and the worst thing for me, in the Crimea, this does not happen, the hot water was STUPIDLY DISCONNECTED!! ! For a week we had no water at all for 3 days, and 1 day for half a day. Moreover, the water was turned off, as I understood selectively by numbers, whoever does not go does not tryndit sits without water for a week, who sometimes bathes in hot water - SOMETIMES !!! ! I asked, and screamed and begged, just SHOCK!! ! When we were there, there was no heat, sometimes it was so cold, especially in the evening, that I just wanted to sit in boiling water to warm up - AND IT IS NOT, boiled water is.
Cleaning is also a separate issue - it seems to be clean and swans were twisted, BUT... Someone's nails lived in our room all week (sorry for the details) and they lay on the bottom shelf of the closet, I threw them on the floor, what do you think... after cleaning everything was clean, and THEY were already our “relatives” left lying on the floor!!!
On the last day, they even cleaned up for glory, even saved us from other people's bio-residues and updated toiletries, and EVEN after another hysteria GIVED HOT WATER !!!!
3). Nutrition.

Honestly, it couldn't have been better! I am not very pretentious, but what we were fed for the most part was not food... but production waste. All that was left from the previous day became mousse or cream salad. I will briefly describe everything that was given. There were scrambled eggs for breakfast 2 times, people almost fought for it, once there were tortillas with cheese and greens on the grill, there were always cucumbers and tomatoes (the only thing I ate, but this is also a parody, without taste) all other breakfasts are yesterday's leftovers blue 2 types of sausage (cats and dogs are very hungry, they DO NOT EAT, but they are greedy and don’t ask for more) 2 types of cheese, bread, terrible (as I remember, I shudder) jams consisting of water, sugar and starch, there’s not even a taste... nothing is worse in life I haven’t tried it, and a couple of types of cakes that are simply scattered, because only they can be eaten, AND EVERYTHING !! ! Meat sometimes appeared for dinners, sometimes fish sometimes appeared at dinners, and then in the form of a cold appetizer. For dinner, they only gave fruits - watermelon - more or less, melon and something local that was NOT EASY, sour. So no lamb and tuna!!!!! ! Only the cheapest chicken and mackerel, and blue sausage (after heat treatment, it really turns blue). In short, I ate at “For You” Pizza, they have great offers, for example, you can eat for 6 lire, how much you eat, or the menu (you buy a cola pizza and potatoes as a gift), deliciously fast, there is free delivery. Also, 100 meters from the hotel, under two mulberry trees, there is an excellent cafe, the owner is just a miracle, an elderly Turk, greets us like relatives, he has the cheapest freshly squeezed juice, he treated us to oranges, gave us on the road, just like that, his main clientele are Germans maybe that's why it's so weird.
4) Excursions. We went to Tahtali, Antalya, Pamukkale and, of course, Hammam. Tahtali mountain is 2365 meters high, you go up on the cable car, super beauty and not far from the hotel, 10 minutes drive. Antalya and Pamukkale - this is a visit to jewelry, wine, cotton, onyx and fur + leather shops, and 2 hours of a real excursion program !! ! Tiringly long, and these stores are a NIGHTMARE!! ! Hammam is also a great option to relax, but there, they just relax and it’s impossible, divorce is at every turn, only 2 minutes ago Russian-speaking breeders become Turks in every sense of the word !! ! In short, here’s a massage for you, and then it turns out that it costs money and not small, it’s a gift, and at the hotel they demand money from you for the service, and then gullible Russian aunts in tears... how is it a gift!
Conclusion: Turkey is a super country, catching up with the Emirates in terms of level, although in some places it is even cleaner and of course greener. The prices are normal. Everywhere you have to bargain. The sea is super, pebbles (you need special shoes), greenery, magical mountains. But I advise you to choose another hotel!
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