Кто желает в Апокалипсис? Who wants to Apocalypse?

Rested with a friend in this hotel from 16.09. 09 to 25.09. 09. We were in Turkey for the first time, but there is something to compare with. I was skeptical about other people's reviews, because. serve some marzipans and cups with a blue border, others change the bed every day . . We, of course, came to "delight" after arrival . .
We dubbed this hotel the Apocalypse! It's good that they scored excursions, they were practically not in the hotel.
The rooms are small but comfortable, the water is on schedule, the TV did not work, the bed was changed once, the towels were not changed at all! The hotel is located near a busy highway, last year a tourist from this hotel was hit to death by a car.
Food with a special flavor. There was no meat, except for chicken, only rotten melons and watermelons from fruits . . they ate mainly rice, tomatoes, eggplants and chicken . . They stood in line for food for 15-20 minutes, flies flew over food . .

From drinks, tea with white sediment in half a mug, coffee, beer (by the way, not bad), well, their Fanta, Cola (rare rubbish). The hotel staff is friendly with visitors, but there were a couple of skirmishes between them. The owner of the hotel fought with his son in front of everyone, his son broke his nose the day before our guide... The guide is generally a concerned guy, in addition to excursions, we were alone with my friend, he offered to have group sex, he was drawn to the "strawberry" after Ramadan , I had to send him to x . . By the way, never take excursions from your guide !!!! ! You can take them at the exit from any hotel for 2-3 times cheaper! Guides on you earn 30% of the cost!!!
As for the beach . . The beach is just awful. We were not even there, we had to go to the nearby beach of the Montana Hotel, before that we took off our "bracelets". Thank God they didn’t kick us out and didn’t check, because the season was already ending and there were few tourists. The only thing that pleased in Turkey, in Kemer, is the cleanest sea, nature. I really liked the tour in Pammukale, as well as their Turkish hammam . . Draw your own conclusions, but I certainly won’t go to this hotel again!