Boarding house "Last chance"

Written: 5 september 2018
Travel time: 23 august — 2 september 2018
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 3.0
ACCOMMODATION. Stayed in this hotel for 10 nights. At the entrance to the hotel at 22-30 they asked to wait 20 minutes to prepare a room with a mountain view. The room was received on the top floor, pretty good, for which the admin earned his $5 : ) Tired, but satisfied, went to bed. A surprise awaited us the next day. Going out onto the balcony to admire the beauties of the mountains, we were knocked down by the stink from the garbage can. Looking down, they were stunned, as they saw a dump under the balconies, which was basking in the sun and fragrant throughout the area. I can’t even imagine what the stench was on the first floors, if it was impossible to be on the balcony of our last one! Fortunately, by the end of the day, the landfill was badly - poorly raked, but the stinking puddle remained.
SEA. Walk to the sea for about 8 minutes slowly, but under the scorching sun. The beach is our last one on the right. There were enough sunbeds, but there was not enough space in the shade. Awnings are not all over the beach. The sun loungers are mostly adequate, not broken to death. The mattresses are really tired. But, putting a towel brought from home (! ) On them, you can safely accommodate. What deserves the highest praise in this whole story is the sea! Warm and clean!
FOOD. There are practically no breakfasts. For 10 days, the eggs were only 1 time! One time, Carl! Boiled eggs only twice. And then not everyone got them, because some people overestimate their appetites and the size of the stomach, gaining a mountain of eggs without eating them. Pancakes are fried every day, by the way, quite delicious. There is only one person frying pancakes, and he has two frying pans, and there are dozens of people who want to eat. The queue to him is simply unrealistic. It is difficult to survive, and for the sake of one pancake you don’t want to. On distribution there are crisps that are eaten with milk. By the way, milk runs out quickly and is not always updated again.

In order not to leave hungry from breakfast, we simply took bread, smeared it with jam and ate. How do you like this breakfast in the declared 4 *? : )
The coffee machine for the last 3-4 days stubbornly did not want to pour “Coffee Milk”, I had to get out, pour ordinary coffee into a glass and go to the distribution for milk - such a life hack; )
Flies sit on the dishes, as at home. The canteen itself is scanty, people stand in line in two rows, almost losing consciousness. It often happened that when opening the dining room at 12-30, pasta was already served cold. There is simply no variety of dishes - what was not eaten for breakfast is kneaded in sauce and served for lunch. So get ready for the quest "Get yourself some food" in the surrounding "shawarmish". I can tell you the location of one of them in secret : )
About glasses, dishes and cutlery in general: Plates with cracks, clean glasses and mugs are worth their weight in gold, and there were not always enough forks. As well as napkins and ashtrays! There are only 5 ashtrays on the bar and, as they say, whoever has time puts out cigarette butts like a normal person. Whoever didn’t have time, takes a disposable cup, pours water and voila - the ashtray is ready!
CLEANING. Room cleaning is on average once every two days. But, if you need something (soap, toilet paper), the maid will give you no problem. There are no complaints here. Let's go further.
BAR. Cola, fanta, sprite and plain drinking water. Wine is such a shmurdyak that it corrodes the mucous membrane. Sprite gin is pretty good. But there is no beer at the bar! Absolutely not! Be prepared to pay $3 for a bottle of beer in the market.

DEPARTURE from the hotel. Our departure was scheduled for 03-30 at night. The day before, she came to the reception desk, asked us for lunch boxes on the road. They wrote us down in a notebook and assured us that everything would be fine. At 03-20 we were already ready to leave, when it turned out that lunch boxes had not been ordered for our family... Like, the admin did not pass on the information. I asked the administrator to solve this issue, because I still need to feed the child with something. It took about seven minutes and takes out boxes to us. When we opened them, we were shocked: a piece of bread, one piece of sausage, a square of cheese and a quarter of a tomato. This is probably not to overeat. They thanked, took the boxes and set off. Arriving at the airport, I realized that an aroma uncharacteristic for fresh food comes from the package with boxes. I open them, and everything is sour! So three boxes, having made their way from Beldibi to Antalya, were solemnly sent to the trash can.
CONCLUSIONS: The hotel is disposable - you don't want to go back there for any price. If you choose a hotel, choose a solid four, and not like here - painted stars.
Thanks for attention! There will be questions, ask ; )
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