Bad hotel. WiFi for a fee.

Written: 25 september 2018
Travel time: 8 — 15 september 2018
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 4.0
We had exactly 30 minutes to choose a hotel, due to circumstances we repeatedly changed the day of departure.
The guide brought us to this hotel and took us to the reception. Nobody really greeted us. The hotel manager came up to us in the end after he found him and began to show everything. Ayaz (Very friendly and charming man who speaks Russian). I wanted to immediately to drink and they took me to the bar... There is dirt around. flies. the glass is dirty (I'm the first time in Turkey and a very positive person, it's hard for me to spoil my vacation. to spoil my mood, you need to have a sickly talent) coffee looks like antique scrap metal just pulled out of the basement of the catacombs.
I looked at the mountains and they looked at the pool.

There was a wonderful view from my room. It clearly raised my spirits. Mentally, I buy water in the store and admire the mountains in the room... however. If you look down, the picture where the view of the ditch into which the waste falls into clearly violates the idyll. Don't look down, I told myself... but I didn't take a clothespin for my nose. This is a minus. Outside the hotel grounds and from my balcony it smells of garbage. animal excrement and something else not very rosy. I will close the balcony and be happy, I said and settled safely. The room is nothing special. the light in the bathroom is bad, which clearly prevented me from considering its unsuitability. however, friends had a wonderful bright light and the black-yellow bath was clearly pleasing to their eyes. to wash... Both I and they... their own baths))) occupational therapy (This is a plus). Having decomposed, we went to dinner.
The dining room clearly lacked lighting in the evening. The abundance of food was simply touching. No vegan will go hungry. Several plates of cabbage salads. vegetables. beans. olives. rotten olives. delicious fresh bread. soy sausage will become one of your favorite dishes. some dishes from cereals unknown to me in sauce... I didn’t try them, because I really wanted to live. And the flies that flew everywhere where there was food... didn’t inspire me with a happy life. Once I tried beans. It turned out to be sour rotten... And I ate grass and olives with great love. The latter made my food royal... I eat olives in buckets. Nuggets... it was something more or less edible and ended instantly. But delicious! KFS lovers will be satisfied. in a couple of days the hotel settled a little more and the diet changed. Meat and liver appeared.
The meat was not always pleased with its readiness, but for lovers with blood, I think it’s just right. However, the liver was sometimes tasty.
Alcohol at the bar... again, if you want to live, you can drink whiskeyCola and stocks of your own alcohol bought in duty free !! ! which we did not, because we lost our luggage and were already on edge by the time we found it. The wine is quite tolerable, but the naughty lady like my friends (they are not very naughty) were a little ill in the morning. Drinking diluted alcohol is also bad at home. It is better not to approach the gin from this bar. It promises only nausea and disappointment.
Animation for adults. Animation was twice a week. The first time was in belly dancing, far from being created by an animator. And the Olympics in the pool. Disco every evening (friends, I assure you this is not the work of animators. This is a standard set of evening leisure. ) A hotel that positions itself as a 4 * should simply burn with shame from such animation. Although... from expired food and flies and dirt around, I think the hotel in principle, on the way to hell))) fortunately, I like it hot.

Animation for children: it was regular every day. Cartoons on the screen and contests. There were more or less sweets for children.
Service staff is normal.
A mountain of butterflies came to me from towels. I asked not to change my bed linen even once, because I had already slept on this. don't take risks. Bed linen was lying on each floor in slides, with their ideas about cleanliness... better of course with your own linen in this hotel.
If you pay for the Internet ($ 5 for 7 days), then you will at least be online. But this type of service does not provide multimedia exchange, sending photos and downloading videos is simply not possible. This is a plus !! ! I wrote to everyone that I'm alive and go enjoy your vacation!
Hammam: in the hotel $ 20, in the ginza tour 15.
The hotel has unsanitary conditions even in the hammam. But the experienced hands of the massage therapist save the situation. It’s unrealistically evil that he did everything. but then everything stopped and....having worked as a manicurist after the vacation, my back still does not hurt! this is a miracle !!!
And the skin is incredibly smooth.
Yes, and it’s dark inside the premises. If you don’t imagine that dirt is hidden in these corners, buckets from which you are poured with water a little in some kind of garbage. Everything will be fine. For this, there’s probably no light there....no))) ) extra stress. it would be dark at the bar, I would put five stars to the hotel (hilarious smiley)
Having settled down a bit, we discovered a cooler in the lobby (the water is delicious there), a shop with a cafe and free Wi-Fi around the corner of the hotel.
The wonderful Eldar who sells tours (GinzaTour) who gave us a free party on the ship and a free pass to the aura (the hotel takes $ 5 or 10 for a trip to the club). we went for a ride on the sea and visited interesting places. another evening on the ship. out of 7 days 3 we spent at sea on the ship and had a very very cool rest.

We went to Kemer (15 minutes drive. Photo of the bus is attached) ate in cool restaurant cafes, the Turks seemed to understand that they didn’t feed us, and in one institution they simply brought us a huge plate of delicious salad to barbecue. Grilled vegetables. surrender and Freaky coffee. They told us that we were guests and they wanted to please us.
When calculating, they took money only for the barbecue.
Pros of the hotel: spend less time in the hotel. cool water slide. Ayaz is a find for single girls. (This is already a banter and a joke). Losing weight against the background of stress is guaranteed. skinny better to refrain.
Cons: see above. there is a highway nearby. a tourist was hit before our eyes with serious consequences. the car was driving at great speed. it went through a pedestrian. and flew into the air in a collision. Be careful when choosing a hotel.
Next to the Matiaty hotel is sort of like. Approximately the same sample as the millennium.
Millineum also has another hotel. It is exactly a copy of what I described.
When we walked around beldibi and showed the bracelet... people shook their heads and said that this line of hotels is one of the two hotels in the ranking of the most lame hotels in the first rows.
In general, we are satisfied with the rest. Turks are incredibly friendly, warm and pleasant people. The atmosphere is fiery and relaxing. As if she had lived at home, she did not want to leave. The climate is super! The sea is magical. I missed a couple of excursions, I'll be back for them.
It seems that I wrote everything and didn’t forget anything. Or maybe I forgot)
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