Мои волшебные каникулы My magical holidays

Good time of the day!
The hotel guide will definitely offer you a free trip (for $ 20) to Antalya, which will include a visit to several factories, a waterfall with swimming and a restaurant. If you agree, take drinking water with you, and you will swim in the waterfall for no more than 15 minutes.
Only Russians live in the hotel, several families from Kazakhstan and Ukraine come!

The hotel is small, there are two swimming pools on the territory, one of which is for children (40 cm). At about 7 am, bleach is poured into the pool. In the backyard there are several swings and hookah bars (essentially gazebos). It is better to choose a room on the middle floor and overlooking the sea, then the room will not be hot and quiet at all. Be sure to check the air conditioning and shower! The TV broadcasts two Russian channels: First and music. There is no bottled drinking water in the room! There may not be a rope on the balcony to hang clothes on, so I advise you to grab something from home. During the 9 days that we rested twice for a long time, the electricity was cut off, and with it the water. At this time, nothing works, the elevator is in place, and the stairs are very steep. If you lose your room key, then do not rush to give money at the reception (they will ask for $ 50): they will already forget about it when you check out.
For breakfast, rice porridge, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs with vegetables, fried eggs or pancakes, 3-4 types of jam, 3-4 types of breakfast cereals, milk (unnatural), vegetables, soft unsalted cheeses, fresh bread, butter, olives, soy sausages, sausages. For lunch, they cook soup, rice, potatoes, pasta, cook chicken with vegetables, salads, several types of cakes and pastries. For an afternoon snack, cookies, sliced ​ ​ u200bu200bcake and rolls. For dinner, everything is about the same as for lunch, but it’s always hot: fish, meatballs, chicken or shawarma : ) There are a lot of flies in the restaurant, only one air conditioner works. The bar at the hotel also works only one: in the morning in the restaurant, and after breakfast by the pool. 4 types of concentrated juices, soda, teas, coffee, alcohol. Wine is impossible to drink! Water is drawn into the cooler from a hose!
At 20.15 children's disco begins, then animation for everyone. The animator speaks Russian very poorly, but growls remarkably. The show does not last long, in any case you will not have time to get bored, because after each scene there is a 5-minute break. There are no discos for adults: for 10 dollars you can go to a club in Kemer, but there no one is responsible for your life, the drivers do not speak Russian well and there are fights between Russian guys and Turks.
The hotel is located on the 2nd line, we reached the sea in 10 minutes. To get to walk you need to cross the road several times; there are traffic lights everywhere, but some drivers do not pay anyone attention to them! The sea is very clean, I advise you to go swimming before breakfast. There are few people on the beach, sunbeds are free, there is no bar - there is a drinking bowl with two sections: water and concentrated juice, be sure to take disposable cups from the hotel, because they may not be on the beach.

There are a lot of shops and markets on the way to the sea, but it is better and cheaper to buy on the right side. At the end there is a store "Home Textile", it is profitable to buy stoles there - many times cheaper than at home. Beach towels can be bought on the street for $1 and are exactly the same size and quality as those sold under the "4 for 5 dl" offer. or "2 pcs for 3 dl. " There will be a lot of signs with sweets (6 pieces for 5 dl, 7 pieces for 5 dl) - this is on the left side. Buy, the further you go, the better the offer. In any case, there are very few of these same sweets in the boxes - a handful. The Turks call all nuts pistachios; in fact, where it says "pistachios", a simple peanut. Do not buy sherbet in the market, because it is made with the addition of a large amount of gelatin, and this is very tasteless.
Have a nice holiday!