SOS! Do you want to get up at 6 am to take a sunbed?

Written: 18 july 2011
Travel time: 8 — 17 july 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 6.0
Want to queue for food?
Eating at a dirty table?
Do you want: Disappeared "van dollar" and zero cleaning, and so every day? What would your children's diapers be in the room for three days?
Do you want: that your bed would be changed by removing the pillowcases today and receiving them tomorrow? Or sleep under one blanket for five?
Do you want to live without air conditioning in 40 degrees heat?
Lying on the beach and by the pool without umbrellas and sun loungers?
Do you want sour, non-boiled milk for your baby?
Do you want to know about the animation on the 4th day of rest?
Or after 18-00, after dinner, you don’t know where to go with small children, and your uncle will drive you from the pool with a whistle with the words: “Poison in the eyes. You will die, it hurts! ” Although they chlorinate after 12 at night.
You want a drill in a quiet hour, and when you complain, the Turk says with a smile: "These amenities are also included in the ticket. "

This hotel is an extreme hostel for always cyanotic youngsters, but it’s not like a vacation for families with children. You just need to "dry out" so as not to notice this.
The staff (tired, tortured) just can't cope. From evening to morning, the smell of garbage, we did not even open the windows. Cleaning means: yell at the door, walk in, see that the children are sleeping (numbers are NEVER cleaned in the morning), collect the dollar and do something of your choice, for example: leave, change the foot towel or take out the trash, or wipe the floor with a mop, or wipe dust. Yes, they can throw away toothbrushes))) I heard people cursed. We usually, at the first movement of the wheelbarrow near the room, ran to take out the trash and beg for towels, bedding, toilet paper. Shampoo and soap are put only on the first day! Take yours.
The food is delicious, a lot, only for adults. Not suitable for kids. Milk is often sour, raw. Cereal in the morning. Puree powder, no porridge, scrambled eggs from bags. Water in coolers FROM under the CAP! Children do not poison! Be careful with bottled water, if the cap is open, then do not drink. Just raw! Yuppie type juice. Take your chsoki and baby food. One thing I was glad about was that the dishes were glass, not plastic.
There were simply not enough sunbeds, people suffered and occupied in the morning by tying umbrellas to sunbeds with their pareos. The spectacle is still something, but people just survived!
Children take shoes for the beach, there are pebbles at the entrance to the water. Better buy crocs.
There was a problem with the sewerage, the first floor of our building was flooded. We were glad that we lived higher.
I realized that they didn't care about us. We are the suckers who pay for them to complete the renovation. Therefore, the attitude was due, like "do not blather", only very culturally: by hanging up at your request, or saying that we will do everything now, and talking to each other in Turkish and neighing in the eyes.
The sea is great!!!
Mountains are great!!!
Such a large area, a beautiful idea, nice design of the rooms and such an attitude towards people.
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