Отель нетянет совсем на 5* The hotel does not pull at all for 5 *

It’s funny just to read about the mood, why write this nonsense? Everyone goes on vacation in a great mood and in a great mood) And the mood for the rest is excellent, since the vacation happens once, twice a year! I rested for 10 days, I can write very good things about the hotel small, it looks pretty and pretty, but the quality of service, beach, food leaves much to be desired! The room was in a bungalow, on the second floor overlooking the sea, the only big plus in the rest)
1) Cleaning - with a tip, the room was not particularly cleaned, towels were changed, the dust was a column, the vacuum cleaner did not pass through the carpet even once (for 10 days, sorry, this is too much)
2) The food is monotonous and tasteless, salads were spoiled, dinner is something you can pick up for yourself, of course, but in general, terrible food, economy mode, so to speak, a good three-star hotel, not 5 *
3) Not always clean dishes

4) The beach is a separate topic at 7 in the morning they take places, there are no places at 8-9, and there are towels and it is not known whether someone will be there or not! There is a small row with a canopy on the beach, the rest of the sun loungers are all in the sun, not a single umbrella (such I haven't seen beaches in hotels to be honest)
5) Animation, what are they trying)
6) Annoying leather sellers, there is no escape from them on the beach, you send in plain text and the brain removal still continues, naturally their prices are 5 times more expensive, no matter what they tell there
7) The queue for ice cream, ice cream is issued an hour from 11 to 12.00 - in front of the jungle pool behind it (wildly to be honest, like in Soviet times)
8) Underground transition to the beach, which is horrible to be honest, it’s better not to go there with children, you will drag the stroller up the stairs
9) The bar near the large swimming pool is nightmares (if you need to wipe the table, they will give you a rag so that you wipe it yourself), the bar near the sea is normal, there are nuances, but overall it’s fine!
10) On the day of arrival, we went to the lobio bar and almost fell, the smell of dead meat, this smell was there for 3 days, the impressions are unpleasant, to put it mildly, the cups are also dirty, which was not pleasant, associations with this bar are terrible)

P. S. In general, the hotel draws on 3 *, it is not clear how they attributed 5 * to themselves, it looks beautiful, but otherwise............................who has something to compare with, I think he won’t write a super review, as a poor hotel in terms of service! And whoever writes nonsense about luxury hotels there is just ridiculous, at least there should be a normal beach (umbrellas and sun loungers are whole, and not through one is broken), cooks, in addition to stewed turkey and stew, you can still learn to cook something, at least that it would have a taste, it’s elementary to clean normally, otherwise it’s dirty everywhere, it’s just disgusting) And a stupid expression is a budget five, for smart people it’s inappropriate here , no one says whether it is budget or not, it is paid like for normal hotels where they used to rest and were satisfied with the rest, it means that the hotel needs to write a 4 * th, and not invent any nonsense and mislead people!
And what can I say, in the advertisement something was placed and not the beach of the grand ring, the main thing is to lure people)
BEFORE GOING TO THIS HOTEL, THINK 100 times, THE PR TEAM WORK SKILLLY, THE HOTEL DOES NOT LOOK FOR A GREAT HOLIDAY!