The whole truth about MAGIC HOTEL, KEMER 4*

Written: 9 june 2008
Travel time: 10 — 17 june 2008
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 7.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 1.0
So, friends, those who travel abroad for the first time can safely go there, it’s definitely better than renting an apartment or a room in Crimea.
However, it is a little tight for a sophisticated tourist to dress up, namely:
- the hotel is located far from the sea, 1 km, although a bus goes to the sea, the schedule is: 9-00.10-00 to the beach, 12-00 from the beach, at 14-00 and 15-00 to the beach, at 18.00 from the beach, the hotel has about 80 rooms, there is not enough space in the bus, about 20 seats, so you often have to ride standing up, or wait for the bus to make 2-3 trips. The beach is paid - $ 2 per day, for this money you get a sunbed and an umbrella. And please don't make a fuss on the beach and don't swear if you don't get a seat in a row near the sea, the first row is for guests of another hotel!

- rooms - there are good and bad ones, most likely you will be immediately settled in a bad room, don't be naive, give $ 10 upon check-in and don't make unnecessary hassle and scandals, in my memory several couples screamed at the reception, stamped their feet and said a lot of nasty things , however, the problem was not much solved. If they give you a number that starts with the letter B, then hold on, this is a very bad option! The safe in the rooms is paid, $ 1 per day, cleaning is daily, but linen is changed every other day. The rooms are not killed because the hotel is 3 years old. The rooms are small, some have baths and some have showers. Air conditioning is individual, each room has its own air conditioner, anything can freeze overnight.
- reception - a man works, obviously a Turk and a woman who speaks very good Russian, normal people, don't yell at them and don't wish them harm, they don't hurt you, you just got greedy and came to an inexpensive hotel, so more smiles gentlemen! Also, a grandfather with a dog is constantly sitting on the reception, he is apparently looking from the owner. Cool grandfather, but the dog is dangerous, and personally I don’t want the dog to hang out in the hotel at all and sit on the sofas of the reception, there is still a parrot, but they hide it.
- animation - it is not there, the maximum that there is a TV at the reception 5 small sofas, a cocker spaniel dog and that's it, I would not go there with the children, because there is nothing to do with them, and there is a road right next to the hotel, they can run out there, 1 once a week there is a disco in a restaurant, they bring a computer and speakers from a domestic music center, Turkish music plays and the attendants dance, there is no Russian stage!
- the pool is small, there is a slide, also microscopic, nothing interesting.
- food - this is the biggest ambush !! ! People, if you are used to eating normally, love meat, then this is terrible! I would like to dwell on this point in more detail and tell:
BREAKFAST - soy sausage, soy ham, hard boiled eggs, bread, 2-3 types of cheese, vegetables, coffee, tea, UPI, etc.
LUNCH - full of all kinds of herbs, clover, radishes, carrots, cucumbers, a large selection, there is nothing! Sometimes there are soy chops, french fries from breakfast, sluggish, tasteless, meat - navels, heart, liver, in short, terrible chicken offal. Everything is made so that they eat less, which means it tastes bad! Do not drink wine - it causes heartburn and a stomach ache, only beer is normal. Do not drink Jupi, everything will hurt too. For lunch they give a tasteless dessert, melon, watermelon and sometimes strawberries.

DINNER - full atas! There is enough food, meat 1 time in 3 days, the rest of the time is a gloomy chicken offal! All all inclusive comes down to only one at the bar, so that they drink less, so take your booze to this hotel, because even local RAKI vodka will be squeezed for you !!!
All this horror is arranged by one single person, probably with the support of the owner of the hotel! The main enemy of all vacationers in the hotel is the restaurant manager, a middle-aged Turk with glasses! It is he who gives the command to the chef to cook so tastelessly so that no one eats anything, it is he who snatches glasses with cheap swill from his hands, it is he who orders to make food 2-3 times less than the number of people who rest there, it is he who a man who brings the MAGIC hotel into disrepute, where hardly anyone would want to return!! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original