Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
5.0
Service:
2.0
Cleanliness:
5.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
1.0
What we liked: a beautiful building, cozy bungalows, mountains right behind the hotel, and behind the houses there is a small garden with oranges. Cute cats run around the territory, they need to say not “kiss-kiss”, but “pys-pys”, otherwise they won’t understand : ) Chickens and roosters also live there, they also seem cute until you find out - these creatures are yelling without interruption from midnight to seven in the morning! : )
What did not like:
Food. It's not "all inclusive" as the hotel's website lies. This is a boarding house, and not even full. For breakfast, lunch and dinner variety you will not wait. And if breakfast can still be digested somehow, although you won’t find normal cheese, toast, ham, buns, or jam there, then lunch and dinner are a fierce trash! Of the side dishes, the same thing - boiled potatoes (only boiled, no mashed potatoes and other fries! ), pasta porridge - you can’t turn your tongue to call it pasta, in the army they cooked even better, - peppers and eggplant soaked after grilling (carefully with them , on the last day, several people got a unique chance to bring home a souvenir E. coli! ), from fresh vegetables - the same peppers, weather-beaten tomatoes and herbs of unknown origin, all this can be poured with sauces, the mere sight of which already causes a gag reflex. And most importantly - you will not get any meat! For all the time, there was only stewed chicken once, and then the Turk at the distribution (and you yourself won’t take anything there) had to poke your finger ten times which parts of the chicken to put on the plate.
What you are constantly being fed is nuggets from semi-finished products, rectangular cutlets and rolls from the same minced meat, which in appearance and smell is most reminiscent of dog excrement. When asked where the meat is, the hotel staff simply answers - but meat is expensive! And 450 euros for 4 nights in this hole is, of course, a ball in general ? ! Do you want soup? But in vain! Haven't eaten baguettes in a long time? Welcome to Imeros Hotel! And the dessert deserves special mention. You will get a choice: poorly cut watermelon with centimeter green veins, some kind of soaked flour crap and brown liquid, apparently designed to depict chocolate, but in appearance and smell - see about cutlets.
Bar. Check out the selection: three types of juice, cola/fanta/sprite, red/white/sweet/dry wine, tea, coffee machine. Yes, yes, they don’t have beer or anything stronger. Ok, I'll buy vodka in the store and mix it with juice? It wasn't there! Remember Yupi, Zuku and Invite from the 90s commercials? Not? But the Turks remember! And they are still using it! Ok, how about some wine? We recall the film “Kin-dza-dza”: this is not wine, this is vinegar! And if you take a sweet, you will recognize in it the delicate shades of sugar syrup mixed with the same shmurdyak. And you don’t have to try hard, anyway, the Turks at the bar will mix it up 9 times out of 10 and give you sour instead of sweet. Tea, in principle, you can drink, tea bags are difficult to spoil. But on coffee, the effect is compensated! Seriously, buy a better bag of Nescafe! Water - drinking, but cold! Summary: If you want sugar-free drinks and don't want to catch a cold, drink tea and hot water!
Staff. At the entrance we were met by a thin ghoul with shifty eyes, who immediately offered a Standard room (of course, with a surcharge! ) Instead of the bungalow we had booked. When I asked what was wrong with the bungalow, the eyes ran even more. Ok, let's go look.
The house has two separate beds instead of the one we ordered. I say, no question, we will move. The little eyes accelerated to a supernova, he says, they went to the building, there is an option without additional payment. The option turned out to be not only without additional payment, but also without a balcony, a separate bathroom (a partition was simply installed in the room), and an impromptu bathroom without a drain for water. Footage - Have you watched Harry Potter? So, Garik lived in five stars! To our dissatisfaction, “shifting eyes” improvised an even more cool option: let’s go to the “partners”, there you will change sides, and tomorrow the standard will be released. No, darling, I say. Drive our bungalow with one large bed! In the meantime, we'll spend the night here. The next morning, a bungalow was found, already another, surprisingly, almost without a catch - the lock did not work, but these are trifles.
Internet! Guys, do not believe the Turks in general, but the site of this hotel, in particular! There is no free wifi! There is no wi-fi at all! You can buy a password, which we foolishly did. 5 bucks - three days, and this is for one device. Well, I remembered in time that any smartphone with the help of bluetooth turns into a router, and in theory I could resell the Internet to everyone. But there was nothing to resell - the last time I worked at such speeds was in the 2000s, in a night Internet cafe! And, by the way, these highly intelligent people do not know how to accept a card for payment. Although on the last day, when I ran out of their Internet, a menu appeared on the phone with an offer to buy an Internet and pay with a card. But then the money will go to the account of the owner of the hotel, and not to the pocket of the cunning porter, Googly Eyes.
Beach. Suppose that after being tortured by food and Turkish hospitality, you still have the strength to bathe your little body in a sailboat. The hotel's website bashfully states "sand/pebbles". Guys, I don't know where they found sand there, but you will see pebbles only on land! In the sea from the very shore - there are BOULDERS! Giant! The beach itself is tiny, and if you haven’t staked out a sunbed since the very morning, you can wallow on that very pebble. And you can enter the sea only along an impromptu path made of bags (I'm serious, ordinary bags for construction waste! ), The existence of which your comrades in misfortune can only accidentally tell you, there are no rescuers or other personnel on the beach. Only the guards planted there in order to keep you out of the neighboring beaches. And if someone tells you that this is Turkey, boulders in the sea are the norm, splash ayran in his face and send him to... the camping beach. There, by the way, the service is better, and the prices are several times lower (30 lira per car per day), and the beach is much cleaner, and everyone can visit it if you agree with the staff.
Summary. Buy a ticket to this hotel only in two cases - if you have just spent Friday night or if you want to take revenge on someone. Do not count on the help of travel agents - they will boorishly answer all your complaints “What did you want, it's three stars”. The question whether this girl has been further than Turkey or her native Zapopinsk, for example, in Spanish three-star hotels, will make them hang. They are not there for your interests, but to sell a couple of excursions for the price of a flight into space!
Take care of yourself and your loved ones, do not go to Imeros hotel! All the best!
What did not like:
Food. It's not "all inclusive" as the hotel's website lies. This is a boarding house, and not even full. For breakfast, lunch and dinner variety you will not wait. And if breakfast can still be digested somehow, although you won’t find normal cheese, toast, ham, buns, or jam there, then lunch and dinner are a fierce trash! Of the side dishes, the same thing - boiled potatoes (only boiled, no mashed potatoes and other fries! ), pasta porridge - you can’t turn your tongue to call it pasta, in the army they cooked even better, - peppers and eggplant soaked after grilling (carefully with them , on the last day, several people got a unique chance to bring home a souvenir E. coli! ), from fresh vegetables - the same peppers, weather-beaten tomatoes and herbs of unknown origin, all this can be poured with sauces, the mere sight of which already causes a gag reflex. And most importantly - you will not get any meat! For all the time, there was only stewed chicken once, and then the Turk at the distribution (and you yourself won’t take anything there) had to poke your finger ten times which parts of the chicken to put on the plate.
What you are constantly being fed is nuggets from semi-finished products, rectangular cutlets and rolls from the same minced meat, which in appearance and smell is most reminiscent of dog excrement. When asked where the meat is, the hotel staff simply answers - but meat is expensive! And 450 euros for 4 nights in this hole is, of course, a ball in general ? ! Do you want soup? But in vain! Haven't eaten baguettes in a long time? Welcome to Imeros Hotel! And the dessert deserves special mention. You will get a choice: poorly cut watermelon with centimeter green veins, some kind of soaked flour crap and brown liquid, apparently designed to depict chocolate, but in appearance and smell - see about cutlets.
Bar. Check out the selection: three types of juice, cola/fanta/sprite, red/white/sweet/dry wine, tea, coffee machine. Yes, yes, they don’t have beer or anything stronger. Ok, I'll buy vodka in the store and mix it with juice? It wasn't there! Remember Yupi, Zuku and Invite from the 90s commercials? Not? But the Turks remember! And they are still using it! Ok, how about some wine? We recall the film “Kin-dza-dza”: this is not wine, this is vinegar! And if you take a sweet, you will recognize in it the delicate shades of sugar syrup mixed with the same shmurdyak. And you don’t have to try hard, anyway, the Turks at the bar will mix it up 9 times out of 10 and give you sour instead of sweet. Tea, in principle, you can drink, tea bags are difficult to spoil. But on coffee, the effect is compensated! Seriously, buy a better bag of Nescafe! Water - drinking, but cold! Summary: If you want sugar-free drinks and don't want to catch a cold, drink tea and hot water!
Staff. At the entrance we were met by a thin ghoul with shifty eyes, who immediately offered a Standard room (of course, with a surcharge! ) Instead of the bungalow we had booked. When I asked what was wrong with the bungalow, the eyes ran even more. Ok, let's go look.
The house has two separate beds instead of the one we ordered. I say, no question, we will move. The little eyes accelerated to a supernova, he says, they went to the building, there is an option without additional payment. The option turned out to be not only without additional payment, but also without a balcony, a separate bathroom (a partition was simply installed in the room), and an impromptu bathroom without a drain for water. Footage - Have you watched Harry Potter? So, Garik lived in five stars! To our dissatisfaction, “shifting eyes” improvised an even more cool option: let’s go to the “partners”, there you will change sides, and tomorrow the standard will be released. No, darling, I say. Drive our bungalow with one large bed! In the meantime, we'll spend the night here. The next morning, a bungalow was found, already another, surprisingly, almost without a catch - the lock did not work, but these are trifles.
Internet! Guys, do not believe the Turks in general, but the site of this hotel, in particular! There is no free wifi! There is no wi-fi at all! You can buy a password, which we foolishly did. 5 bucks - three days, and this is for one device. Well, I remembered in time that any smartphone with the help of bluetooth turns into a router, and in theory I could resell the Internet to everyone. But there was nothing to resell - the last time I worked at such speeds was in the 2000s, in a night Internet cafe! And, by the way, these highly intelligent people do not know how to accept a card for payment. Although on the last day, when I ran out of their Internet, a menu appeared on the phone with an offer to buy an Internet and pay with a card. But then the money will go to the account of the owner of the hotel, and not to the pocket of the cunning porter, Googly Eyes.
Beach. Suppose that after being tortured by food and Turkish hospitality, you still have the strength to bathe your little body in a sailboat. The hotel's website bashfully states "sand/pebbles". Guys, I don't know where they found sand there, but you will see pebbles only on land! In the sea from the very shore - there are BOULDERS! Giant! The beach itself is tiny, and if you haven’t staked out a sunbed since the very morning, you can wallow on that very pebble. And you can enter the sea only along an impromptu path made of bags (I'm serious, ordinary bags for construction waste! ), The existence of which your comrades in misfortune can only accidentally tell you, there are no rescuers or other personnel on the beach. Only the guards planted there in order to keep you out of the neighboring beaches. And if someone tells you that this is Turkey, boulders in the sea are the norm, splash ayran in his face and send him to... the camping beach. There, by the way, the service is better, and the prices are several times lower (30 lira per car per day), and the beach is much cleaner, and everyone can visit it if you agree with the staff.
Summary. Buy a ticket to this hotel only in two cases - if you have just spent Friday night or if you want to take revenge on someone. Do not count on the help of travel agents - they will boorishly answer all your complaints “What did you want, it's three stars”. The question whether this girl has been further than Turkey or her native Zapopinsk, for example, in Spanish three-star hotels, will make them hang. They are not there for your interests, but to sell a couple of excursions for the price of a flight into space!
Take care of yourself and your loved ones, do not go to Imeros hotel! All the best!
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