все плохо !!! everything is bad !!!

I want to share my experience of staying in this "wonderful" place, the Blauhimel hotel, then the hostel : ), the three of us rested, it all started with the fact that we (like most tourists) left the boy at the reception $ 10 and us, lo and behold !! ! settled in a family room overlooking the pool, the room is so-so (4 * does not pull, of course not) we originally ordered the usual standard. But before we had time to live there for a day and a half, we were asked to vacate the room and for a fee of $ 40 they offered another one, they scared me with a room in which three beds were mixed, which was even difficult to walk in this room, but we were by hook or by crook for FREE !! ! choose a standard for yourself. The kitchen pleased (chef Aladdin has a separate hello : )) they tried, they fed, although not varied, but tasty, in the canteen (you can’t turn your tongue to call it a restaurant) the tablecloths are all in holes, they haven’t been erased since the day of birth ! ! But the clever waiters with might and main "spud" lonely tourists and with the words "I want you right here and now" Kumar every day, the night guard (an anxious old man) was also engaged in the same business. Bar!!! ! bar is a separate issue !!!! ! glasses, unwashed for 200, or even 300 years, from an incomprehensible material, either plastic or plastic, all in lipstick and other waste, the bartender was smart, apparently worried about our health and refused to pour alcoholic drinks, said that you only- what they took, and such a smart girl, ran to our table and sniffed all the glasses !!! ! worst nightmare. Thank God there was a store opposite our hostel and we could buy wine there, and not be dishonored and not ask, humiliate ourselves in front of the bartender - "pour us something. " Beach !! ! - declared 300 meters across the road, but here, too, the hostel was apparently worried about the health of the guests and we had to walk about a km. to the beach, where we could lie on broken sunbeds and drink cold water from the same dirty glasses. As soon as we went to the beach in the evening, a bunch of waiters pulled up to us (and it’s not known how they all grouped up and attacked us from all sides), with obligatory (I want you right here and now) and (I will be your fight -friend), of course it's very nice that the boys pay attention to us, but, unfortunately, they didn't realize that we didn't come for Turkish machos ((, but just to relax !! ! without "intimacy")))) Animators! ! ! the animators during the day, apparently sleeping, and in the evening we were all friendly, the whole hostel watched Masha and the Bear at dinner, but even here, the animators managed to climb on the back of the chair and offer us to go to a disco for $ 20, and when asked to turn on music in the hostel, they said that they have 4 * and music is not supposed to them by status, funny !! ! the truth was still entertainment, lotto $ 2 (laughed). As for the rest, I liked everything and even our hostel did not leave the desire to visit Turkey. . . Have a nice holiday, but not in "Blauchimel" : )