End of the season - uh

Written: 11 january 2008
Travel time: 12 — 19 october 2007
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 8.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 8.0
rested with her beloved, only this saved ...I'll tell you everything !!

settlement: upon arrival we were informed that there were no places in the hotel, immediately referring to the end of the season and overpopulation))) we already thought that we would have to spend the night on the beach for a couple of days ...but we were favorably moved to the neighboring German hotel orange. and since he is German, no one was going to speak Russian, as well as English, and unfortunately we are not polyglots ((

so for a couple of nights we lived in a small but very clean room, cleaned regularly, and when we left a note in English “please don’t make our bed”, they wound swans out of towels and put this note in a heart)) and the food there was good . . but after 2 days we were told that they were moving us to a hotel with a star lower (Blauchemel, which was on the tour), no compensation for the lost time and nerves was provided.

room: inside it was with separate 2 single beds, we moved them, of course, but you know, it’s not convenient ((in the bathroom there was not even a shower cubicle, but two walls attached in the corner ...not to mention the dirt below (apparently mold ...) they cleaned properly, but without swans ((even when they left a couple of bucks for tea ((there is a safe, but the uncle, who should explain how to use it, does not speak the languages ​ ​ \u200b\u200bknown to us, like all the staff, except for one boy on reception)

Population: The population of the hotel is almost all Russian-Belarusian-Ukrainian. you feel like in a redneck house, there are a lot of pot-bellies with chains that "do not dance")) there are not many children, and in general, at the end of the season there are few interesting people (.
animation, of course, no ((discotheques are awful, every evening the same music of Turkish folk artists))

food: despite the end of the season, which can justify everything else, the food was quite good, especially desserts and more...
there were extraordinary fried fish or squid rings! ! mmm, I still remember that magic crunch! but! there wasn’t much decent to eat for breakfast, we didn’t dare to try their sausage, it painfully resembled toilet paper in color ...so we went to Orange for breakfast)) there were cool buns)) the guards didn’t drive us, because the color bracelets are the same)) I am silent about alcoholic drinks, we don’t drink beer, we tried wine once - sour muck, cocktails - vodka + sprite)) and a straw to boot))

beach: it was far away, but not too lazy to walk, we caught cats along the road, of which there are a lot, whole clans of whites in orange, and multi-colored ones in gemel. there is also a funny beach guard - Barish)) he looked at my topless so annoyingly ((
but we often went to the wild ...there are just no sun loungers, but there are small, fearless fish. I went into the water, threw bread, and they ate it)) sometimes confusing it with my own legs))

the beauty is impeccable! we saw the mountains every morning from a small balcony, drank delicious coffee from a vending machine there ...rode bicycles to the mountains, renting bikes was about $ 5 for a couple of hours ...we got into a thunderstorm, went on excursions, brought about 2.5 thousand photos! conquered stores with daily requests to sew a dressing gown made of plush fabric in size 44, so that there were bunny ears on the hood ...they did not agree (, they ate Turkish sweets, swam in the wonderful sea, received sunburn on the pope and heavenly pleasure from each other! prevent any hotel! =)

but I would hardly dare to go to Blauchemel again, except perhaps because of the cats)
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