трешка с минусом или двушка с плюсом treshka with a minus or dvushka with a plus

Lena Letuchaya has not yet participated in the Revizorro program, and I have already written reviews. This review is not only about the fact that everything is bad in the hotel, but SW. ladies and gentlemen need to be demanding of yourself. Do not overpay for hotels, if they really cost less. This applies to former citizens of the USSR. Let's start with acceptance. As many who have been there have noticed that the hotel is located in a picturesque area (I would put five for that). The hotel itself positions itself as a four. Arriving at the hotel itself, I saw that four stars are not listed anywhere (which is typical for hotels in Egypt). At the reception there is no information about stardom. That is, in fact, from the first steps, there is nothing to even present to the representative from the travel agency. Check-in took place before 12 o'clock (a plus for that). The room was on the first floor. . The first impression is a green area, a lot of trees. the style of the hotel is all in green. Bedspreads naturally in green, twilight. Even with the naked eye we see the following picture. It's just dark. The designers have worked with the backlight, but you can shave by touch. Reading in this light is impossible. Energy-saving lights give little. A TV of almost a grandmother's generation with a diagonal of 25-30 cm is trying to convey 3 channels of Kiselevism to the bed. What prevented you from setting up a couple of channels on STS or Friday? People came to RELAX. Well, at least the TV remote did not work immediately, but only after additional pressing the channel switch button (on TV). Walked past other rooms - flat screens. Apparently the staff thought I would appreciate antiques. Done with electricity. The holy of holies of women is the shower room. Combined. Attention! There are no soapboxes. This means that it is worth remembering those times. before it was invented. A lonely standing glass as-BE reminds you that toothbrushes (from 2 to 3) cannot stand alone in each glass, but must lie together. That's right, accustom tourists to order. It’s probably not worth writing about the presence of mold (as well as about its partial remnants), because with SUCH an arrangement of the attachment (you give the Nobel Prize), the water will hit at an angle of about 80 degrees. In order for it to get on your freshly tanned tummies, you must either hold a watering can in your hands and in another soap, shampoo (naturally a basin with your foot), or lower the watering can along the holder to a minimum, but raise the watering can when the procedure goes above the navel. If you are a little familiar with physics and geometry, then it is easy to understand that when washing your head, part of the water will go to the opposite wall in order to seep onto the floor. Hence the dampness in the bathroom. Some may even feel like a screenwriter (and the storm hit). The tsunami from the waves created by the swim smoothly transfers you to the laminate, which swells and creates a wave-like surface throughout the room. At the entrance to the same laminatik presses closet. He is also trying to pull on the Middle Ages. Even on the age-old dust of this semi-antique dealer I have engraved (it sounds loud, then scrawled) the corresponding word. It will even be inherited by the next tourists. No doubt. The whole Kardashian family would be jealous of me if they saw that two of the five (note 5 towels for two) have magnificent holes. High fashion is so addictive that I have no words. Of course, the star rating of the hotel coincides with the number of towels per person. 2 towels + piece + hole. One could quarrel, make claims. And why? I think that the manager or supply manager is doing this. Or a controller. Why should a tourist do it for them? I think I'm writing a review. We move to the lobby (reception, reception), but whatever you like. The staff is friendly (but a little nervous), a safe is offered for a fee (why not in the room? ). There is "Easy" Internet. After 4-5 people in the lobby, heavy files do not go. Sofas and armchairs that have seen the views greetly creak as you embrace. Smooth opening of the door and you are in the dining room. Restaurant ? ? This is where "a catering establishment with a wide range of complex dishes, including custom-made and branded ones. The keywords are a wide range, custom-made and branded ones. It's difficult in a kopeck piece with a wide assortment. But the mackerel family will be remembered for a long time, She is a chicken in Africa, and in Turkey, chicken. UPI is presented to the enemies of their health. Coffee makers do not brew, but pour the granules into a glass. At the same time, by actively working with a wooden spoon and driving a wave, you can achieve effective dissolution. You need to understand that movement is life. Sweet - not original, Either dry or in syrups. Fruits - plums, oranges (sometimes the harvest of that year (dried slices), in order to apparently check the stomachs of a tourist, grapefruit. Berries - watermelon. Sometimes it’s not sweet, but something can stick together with you. Melon (not a berry), therefore and claims to her if she is not ripe should not arise. You need to keep yourself in shape and not drool. That we are all about food. Swimming pool. Well, I thought, looking at the photo, I’ll definitely climb in. Sooooo huge. And he, like women sometimes say, to offend men... tiny such 30x12. It was probably filmed with a certain lens. BUT, it was not the SIZE that mattered. There was sand and dirt, As a rule, in ordinary fitness clubs, pools are vacuumed. , because they drive hair to the filter, etc. n through itself. The rest is vacuumed. Early in the morning I had to make sure that there was no vacuum cleaner. The dirt was lying, not even ashamed of either its sexuality or falling in love with tourists. She just lay. . There is NO smell of chlorine - but are you sure that there is ultraviolet? Who saw? . Along the path (not an animal) of tourists, we smoothly move from the hotel to the public beach, where a couple of Balls are sleeping comfortably in your half-broken but spaced (thanks to Jamal). I understand that the greens will say that I hate animals. Let me see them. Only the beach is covered in wool and bones carefully brought by tourists. Cigarette butts and corks complete the picturesque picture of the beach. If you are a late bird and not a kinglet, then you will have to lie under the sun for almost the whole day, i. places under canopies are limited, and there are not enough fungi. The entrances to the sea are rocky (large stones). There are micro passages. Which newcomers will learn about when they knock down a couple of fingers / Uv ladies and gentlemen, if you are not demanding on your rest, then it is enough to live in pigsties and put fives. let's decide what should be in 4 stars. Everything that is in 3 * hotels, plus: as a rule, a mini-bar (not in the room, individual air conditioning, telephone, safe (not in the room), hairdryer, shampoo, bath gel in each room (usually issued on the day of arrival) (No). Daily change of bed linen and towels (no). Services such as washing (no) and, ironing, and cleaning of clothes are provided (with a minimum order time of 24 hours). Price list can be found at reception. The breakfast menu is served in the room (no). On the territory of the hotel there are: beauty salon, sports and fitness center, car rental (no), TV - salon (no), music room (no), game and conference rooms (no), restaurant (no), sauna, swimming pool , etc. The area of ​ ​ ​ ​ rooms, as a rule, is not less than 13 square meters. m. That is, the requirements for the four have not been met. Laudatory reviews like "I got drunk at the bar, so everything was fine, including dancing" - this all leads to the fact that you as tourists are not respected, they believe that Russian speakers (Belarusians, Ukrainians) can live anywhere and not demand normal relationship. Break stereotypes. If we compare kopeck piece in Riga with this so-called four, then kopeck piece in Riga must be assigned 7 stars))) And if you screw up Riga liquor, then 10 stars. Write reviews about the hotel, not how I spent my summer. Because of you, you wake up in such hotels and ruin your vacation. And for fruit lovers. Watermelon is a berry. The Internet also works in the canteen. Work is enough for a viber (at times). Sometimes there is simply no connection. Sometimes a couple of pictures throws in a couple of seconds. You won't be able to watch the video. About meat.... laughed. May I know what is meant by the word meat? Can you be more specific? Well, chicken meat, yes. (lunch + dinner). Super oil. Like chewing gum (no taste or smell). There used to be packaging, now it seems to be a crisis. Although, as some say, vodka and oil are not needed. I do not understand how you can not notice the holes in the tablecloths. How much do you need to drink? And stains on plates and spoons? What about broken dishes? Although if there is such a thing at home, then it probably doesn’t catch the eye too much. I didn’t want to offend anyone, but gentlemen and ladies, this is supposedly a FOUR