Отель еле четверка Barely four hotel

As usual, by tradition, I am writing a detailed review of the hotels where I personally visited.
So, I rested in Limak Limra in Kemer from October 9.2020 to October 17.2020.
1. Hotel and rooms - the hotel itself is rather big, there are a lot of rooms, different filling, so to speak, I was in a double, spacious, about 30-32 meters, the beds are good (1 double, 1 one and a half). The territory is also rather big, but not huge, the evening promenade throughout the territory will cost about 20-30 minutes with an average step. The pools are large, there is enough for everyone to swim and places on sun loungers that do not need to be occupied from 6 in the morning, but the Russians (about which will be BELOW! ) did it anyway, starting at 7 in the morning. What for? I don't understand. Enough space for everyone, both near the bass and on the beach!

2. Bed linen is changed regularly, as well as bath linen, BUT all linen barely breathes, even see through, we also noticed on the towels that are issued to the beach and pool, with a label that were purchased in June 2017.
Constantly with holes and gaps. Once they gave out with a hole of 20 cm to 30 cm))) to the question, please change, the look of the Turkish woman said that it was normal to see this))
3. Maintenance and service - this, of course, is tin! All the Turks on the territory of the hotel, with the exception of 1-2 people, like OWLS, look with such an expression on their faces that you just want to fall through the ground. Not a single smile. Initially, I was in shock, and constantly some complaints when you ask to make a cocktail indicated on their list, getting the contents different each time))) apparently this is AFFTARSKY. Anyway. At the reception at the meeting there was also such a look of the staff that it was just a kapets. I killed the moment with suitcases - they arrived, you can’t go to the hotel with suitcases, leave them near the hotel, there a SPECIALLY TRAINED person guarded them, why? And he was preparing for the issuance with the subsequent receipt of a tip. For what?
After quickly filling out the questionnaires, checking the passports, I say again, let's take my luggage and go to the room with it myself, No, that's all! Why and what? I go into the room, right in one minute the SAME PERSON (trained) brings the suitcase behind me and looks at me with such a face that he is apparently ready to shoot at me and then get 1000 dollars for an incomprehensible service, of course, I said thank you and goodbye .
4. Animation - there is practically none, although everything was confirmed in advance that there is all the animation and almost round-the-clock entertainment and discos. I want to note that the hotel has a KIDS CONCEPTS theme. Well, if darts, mini lotto, and mini golf with children's drawings and performances can be called ANIMATION, then I don’t understand something in my life.

It was written that due to the situation with COVID 19 and blah blah blah, there will be no beach volleyball and similar games on the beach, although every day near the amphitheater next to each other about 300-400 people watched children's performances like ARAM zam zam and SOKU SOKU BACHIE BACHIE...where is the LOGIC? Constantly the same thing, the animators for children are absolutely not tense, the songs for them are 10 pieces the same, the movements of the animators and facial expressions leave much to be desired. Just don't pass it on! Periodically live music near the bar of a girl and a guy with a guitar like AGAIN I'M SAD ALONE, and a similar chanson))) and a disco for adults for 1 hour, where parents bring their children from 1 year old onwards (WHY? WHERE IS THE BRAIN? )
5. The contingent is Russian cattle 99%. Both adults and their children. To listen to their communication from the outside, just a kapets.
Then the corresponding communication from their side to the hotel staff, from here you conclude that we, Belarusians, were simply initially confused with RUSSIANs of this level (although I really want to believe that there are NORMAL Russians, but where are they? ). Then I realized that I needed to somehow correct the situation of the attitude of the Turks towards myself, I began to smile regularly in the restaurant and on the territory, to say hello, including Turkish turns, thank you, hello, goodbye, and - Oh, GODS! - after 2-3 days, all the Turks smiled at me from afar and were friendly. Most likely, the Turks were already waiting for the end of the season and dreamed of not seeing the FACES of this contingent, here I understand THEM perfectly!
6. Food - you can eat normally, but don't expect exotic, there were always 1-2 types of fish, meat - mostly lamb and rarely beef, well, chicken is also everywhere, 1-2 times DORADA and SQUID, vegetables in abundance, fruits - standard (watermelon, melon, plum, grapes, apples, banana, tangerine).
I won’t say that the assortment of everything is huge, but food will pull to the level of the four, no more.
7. Alcohol is different and enough for everyone))) Regular and like Baileys, Red Label, Brandy, Rum, everything was more or less of good quality. I liked AIRAN very much))) a good thing. I was surprised that there are the same cocktails with and without alcohol, and when a child of 11-12 years old, a boy or a girl, comes up and says Mojito or Bahama Mom or some other, the Turk does with Alcohol, and in response to him, please do WITHOUT ALCOHOL, pliz , and the Turk, with surprise and anger, makes a new one without alcohol. Hmm .....they don’t think with their heads at all, or again, they think, take it already and get off me)))

8. The sea and the beach - the sea was the only thing that pleased, the water is +25 every day, the beach is ordinary, but if we talk about the fact that this hotel for CHILDREN is more oriented and amenities for them (including children's rooms and competitions with entertainment), then the beach is HORRIBLE.
Medium-large stones and the entrance to the sea is the same, I'm an adult, I was more or less comfortable, so to speak, I got a kind of massage on my feet. Not a long beach, but, again, there is enough space for everyone!! ! Would definitely not go here with a child.
9. Constantly inviting for massages, excursions, prices are just a kapets, with such success opposite the hotel there is an excursion office, cheaper at times and with insurance and delivery wherever you want, and they don’t want to throw off even 1 dollar on the territory of the hotel, and the lack of customers, no saw clients go to their offers.
10. Special attention to TOUR GUIDES or whatever they are called, who is responsible for you, supervises, etc. - LIARS and CHARLATANS kapets. There was a situation, they asked specifically where you can go yourself, what to see, shopping, we specially studied this situation in advance, but decided to ask our guide from TEZ TOUR (NURKHAN!
), he, of course, a HOLY man, immediately said, in Kemer all the shops are BAD, and the same WAIKIKI, but we have a tour for FREE there and back to a cool MALL, four FLOOR (emphasis on four floors! ) etc. Well, we agreed for a day that we agreed to go, day H came, a barely breathing car arrived, there were already a guy and a girl, just like us))) We sat down, on the road the guide quietly left without saying goodbye, and we drove on, already alarmed))) We arrived at Kemer MALL, the view was just amazing, the building is small, though FOUR floors, a girl meets you, hello, you have arrived at a COOL mall, four floors of ELITE shopping, sweets, discounts up to 50%, etc. .

Well, I thought everything - we got to PARADISE, went to children's clothes, and then it started, the girl met, she tells everything, here is a quality assortment, here is LABEL GOOCHI, SHMUCHI, I say it can’t be GOOCHI and the like, the answer is, of course, no , this is a REPLICA, and then I looked at the PRICE LIST, a smile appeared on my face immediately and I understood where we were, children's T-shirt 30 c. u. e. and this is already a 50% discount, jeans for a child aged 4-5 70 c. u. e. and this is already a 50% discount ...
They looked like, went crazy, right there the guy and the girl who were traveling with us descend from the floor above, where there were adult clothes, looks at me and see SHOCK in his eyes, he says, what kind of SWEATER is this for a man for 520 u. e. ? )))) We quickly figured it out and said, it’s time for us ))) We quickly left, but again we had to go out through other stores - by the way, there were 4 stores on FOUR FLOORS of the COOL MALL ))))) Draw a conclusion where BIG SHOPPING and ABUNDANCE discounts)).
We barely left, refusing to follow us from thousands of offers to drink tea, eat, look at FALSE toilet water, etc. We arrived at the hotel and sat laughing, ASKED for shopping - and visited the circus. THE NEXT day on my own by bus for 4 lira there and 4 lira back I went to Kemer, shopped and returned satisfied. PEOPLE, go on shopping and excursions yourself. A big hello to GUIDE NURKHAN and his COLLEAGUES! Some tourists fall for this and spend a lot of money, thinking that they bought 1000% quality, but in fact these are the same things as everywhere else or even of underground origin.

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