Juan-Carlo Rodriguez Del Pescadero...ugh, i.e. Lims Bona Dea Beach Hotel

Written: 24 september 2017
Travel time: 23 — 30 september 2017
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 6.0
Good, gentlemen.

Arrived at the hotel on September 23rd.
The hotel took an application for androsh through the tour, for a week it turned out $ 350 for one, while already at the hotel I discovered that I could take it directly without intermediaries for $ 200. Cant me. But on the other hand, I was limited to using American Express and PayPal, and few people accept these types of payment.
Price without tickets, of course. I got there myself.

I got there like this: I ordered a shuttle transfer (again through an intermediary), which is carried out by Destination Service. Whether it is possible to take directly it is necessary to find out. Transfer from Antalya airport cost $13.5
When paying online, they asked if I wanted to tip the driver, I did. Later I realized that it is better to do it on the spot.

Upon arrival, following the instructions, I went to the desks (they are on the street), a Mercedes sprinter was waiting for me there. We drove to the second terminal, where he picked up other passengers. There were Kazakhs who traveled on a tour package from the same Destination Service company.
The boy guide with a Georgian surname and name Ravil memorized and exhaustedly told something about the length of the tunnels and about any insignificant shnyaga. Be sure to advertise excursions.
A tip-box hangs at the passenger door of the sprinter. I threw in $2, despite the previously included tip in the online payment. To say they say I left a virtual tip for you - it would not be ice.

Arrived at the hotel at 13:55. The clerk suggested that we go quickly for a meal, as dinner was before two. I fed on the plane, so I didn’t dine in army mode.
Settled in room 317. Third floor, the balcony looks at the neighboring building. If you stand facing him, then on the right is a piece of the mountain, on the left is a piece of the sea. There are three plastic chairs on the balcony. In my opinion, there is nothing to do on the balcony except for drying swimming trunks. There are rooms with balconies overlooking the sea. Here you can sit and admire, with a glass of something in your hand.

For $14 for a week I took a safe.
In general, they take currency everywhere, you don’t have to bother with the exchange in advance.

The room has three separate beds, you can move as you wish. Though king troubles, even triple troubles. The room is beat up, but everything works. Small TV on the wall (there are Russian zombie channels, feel at home), dressing table, refrigerator (no drinks, only two bottles of water).
Just in case, I turned to the reception, they reassured me that this is the case everywhere. And then you never know, they will send a bill later for drunk alcohol.

The staff speaks Russian, English is not very welcome.
They did not say that a beach towel must be taken at Irina's spa. On bail $10.
Along the way, she will advertise massage and sauna services starting at $35.

On the street, all this will be $20, but she convinces that it is not safe there. In general, from the side of the hotel, in my subjective opinion, it is necessary to bring the pricing policy in line with street agencies. Then there will be no sense for guests to go somewhere cheaper.
Free exercise equipment and steam room / hammam.

Wi-Fi catches in the room, lobby, on the beach. Does not catch by the pool and in front of the entrance. Inexplicably.
Internet is free. When checking in, the girl at the reception gave incorrect information. According to her, it turned out that you can only connect one device using the room number and your data. Later, I went downstairs when there was a Turkish boy on the desk, he just gave me the password, I connected both the phone and the laptop.

The hotel is fully consistent with the descriptions, in fact, according to them, I chose the hotel.
Despite the long name, not very big. Five floors and basement.
The sea is a couple of tens of meters along the path past the pool and bar, the sunbeds are the sea ...(pun "by the sea there is a sea of ​ ​ sunbeds")
Small pebbles, twisting your leg or slipping will not work.

Food is standard for this type of hotel. I will not describe, I am not particularly pretentious. I'm not used to eating oysters in batter and octopuses. Enough with the head of what is.
Although natural juices would not hurt.
Drinks tea, coffee and yuppies in vending machines, beer, wine and cocktails in the bar.

I haven't seen the animation yet.
As news arrives, I will supplement the review, or maybe the hunt will disappear.

I will add photos.
Thanks for reading.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original