Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
2.0
Service:
3.0
Cleanliness:
2.0
Food:
3.0
Amenities:
2.0
The beginning of the impression is always the facade of the hotel, and the face of the hotel is the reception. This will be another impression for you. My rating for the hotel is a solid 2.5 stars. Paul added a star for the opportunity to eliminate some shortcomings with money, you can not read further. Don't spoil your holiday, don't book here. If you took it is useful to read the details.
Drive past. Chapter first.
Believe me, passing by you will pass by. The face of the hotel is one of the entrances to another shop selling Turkish delight, or textiles. A faded discreet sign with an underlined blue arc. The second logo, which is everywhere in the territory and on transport in the form of a sun, on which is written “checkmate” and outside the sun “antite”, and then, apart from the checkmate to yourself and aloud, then nothing came to mind, but more on that later. The reception is a squalid spectacle with dilapidated repairs and modest furniture that has long been in need of dry cleaning or a well-deserved pension at a nearby landfill. The ceiling is cracked, and just like an elderly woman is trying to hide wrinkles with powder and make-up, the owners of the hotel are trying to cover them up with alabaster and touch up with paint.
Among all the hopelessness of the frankly small reception area, decorations designed to distract the tourist from the real state of affairs look especially ridiculous. For example, ridiculous huge urns - vases on the sides of elevators with twigs. Reminiscent of the big earrings of the same old woman in an attempt to somehow distract the viewer from her face. The poverty of the hotel forced the owners to cut off another area for a couple of shops right inside the reception. The absence of free Wi-Fi at the reception gives a special charm, not to mention the territory of the entire hotel. For more than 7 days Wi-Fi costs $10 per device. Think about which device you want to connect it to. Take immediately to check if the Wi-Fi works in the room.
In order not to make the waiting too easy for newly arrived tourists, the reception is not air conditioned. Wait in a stuffy room or take turns guarding your bags. While your companion runs for 250 meters to the beach to plunge into the sea. The beach is a disgusting piece of space between the beaches of two neighboring hotels. In fact, this is just an entrance to the sea, a road to the beach that was made with old sunbeds. There is no beer on the beach. Only seagulls in the booth next to the toilet and changing room. This is a scribe comrades.
You can do it in the pool on the territory there is a couple. But they seriously smell like chlorine, they haven’t heard about UV sterilization here.
But I'm not against bleach. . . as they say, more bleach makes stool stronger. It is understandable fables especially swimming pool with children blowing their nose to take water in their mouths and spitting is a normal phenomenon. This is for an amateur. You will be offered breakfast immediately.
Scroll down for my advice. At the beginning of the canteen, a table with fruit, this is a scam! This is for a fee, as are rotten orange flushes. Make sure that the bearded dylka with the muzzle of Valuev does not bring you a "flash" or puts you a girlfriend and runs away. And then you have to drink fresh from rot for one dollar.
Settlement resettlement. Revision. Chapter two.
The fact that the rule is everywhere is in matiate mauvais ton.
“We are 4 stars, but we don’t have a jacuzzi for 5 stars. ”
There is no drinking water in the room. (no drinking water coolers on the floor) No mini bar in the fridge. There is no kettle and bags of tea or instant coffee. There are no hygiene products except soap in dispensers screwed to the walls.
Like a shower cap, simple toothbrushes like disposable round soap, and other similar little things.
No beach towel without deposit. There are no normal key cards for each tenant of the room. There will be no silence at night on the roof almost around the clock, some infernal machine rumbles on an anguish, most likely a pumping water installation. It will be difficult to sleep with open balcony doors with such noise. With closed tolerable. But you have to turn on the air conditioner and they are in a deplorable sanitary condition.
Tip 1
If you want to check in faster, give 20 dollars to the receptionist. Otherwise, wait until 14:00
Tip 2
If you want a normal number, give another 20 dollars. Or give immediately $ 30 so as not to move.
Ask for a newer room without wallpaper with access to the mountains, not to the street. It will be very noisy.
Tip 3
Check the room then check in.
Be sure to check the smell. Smell the workers ventilate before visiting tourists because any subtle unpleasant smell will intensify as soon as you close the room for air conditioning. Open the balcony, check the noise level of the car on the roof, it sometimes turns off for about 10 minutes, be patient so that you don’t feel offended later.
Check the soap dispensers may not work although there is soap. Soap may not dispense soap. I think they have special rooms for the greedy.
Check the operation of the watering can for water pressure and toilet flush. It will murmur all the time without ceasing. Do you need it?
Tip 4
First of all, open the lid of the air conditioner and be horrified by the layer of dust on the field grates, move the bottom bar with your fingers and look under the rotor, there will be scabs of dust below, in some cases a fungus if moisture drips. So it was in my first room with dark brown wallpaper. There was no fungus in the second room, but the dust clogged all the dust grates (in my experience, no one carried out mandatory maintenance of the air conditioner for one or two years). Please note that without air conditioning it is impossible to sleep. Therefore, take the trouble to wash them or ask the staff to do this, possibly for a fee. You decide - you breathe it.
How to do it. Turn off the air conditioner, open the lid, take out two dust grates and rinse them with a pressure showerhead. Take a towel to wet your feet and wring it out well. Wipe everything under the cover. Wrap around your finger, if possible, wipe the dust under the rotor. The rotor and air direction grilles cannot be cleaned like that; here you need a master with a tool. Let dry for 40 minutes, put the grates in place, then close the lid and use. But this is a half measure.
Tip 4
The icing on the cake will be a visit to the exterminator in a protective suit with a balloon behind his back and a sprayer in his hands.
Always leave a do not disturb sign on the door when you leave.
And when you want cleaning, wait until 14:00 -14:30.
And make sure that apart from the cleaning lady there will be no one in your room, like a person who looks like a minion with a balcony behind him.
Why? I was very lucky that I prevented this lawlessness, otherwise I would have fled from the 2nd issue for another 20 dollars. It was like a knock on the door open, bursting. I was chained up. I go nuts I say: cleaning is not necessary. Answer: We need to poison the cockroaches. I'm freaking out already! Do you have cockroaches in the hotel? ! Answer: no cockroaches, no, you just need to “process”. I go out and next to the cleaning lady I see a brow resembling a scientist from virology. I tell them to get out of here, you understand that I live here, and after your treatment, the room needs to be aired for at least 3 days! What are you completely crazy about? ! They both went to the middle room to "process". The worst thing if I was absent, I would wonder what the smell was and would breathe this rest.
By the way, my wife saw a couple of black cockroaches near the pool.
Not daily bread. . . The last and final chapter.
Personally, I am not a supporter of eating on vacation, but you will not succeed.
Disgustingly tasteless food. The only fruit is watermelon. From the same ingredients, for example, people in some canteen from the excursion prepared a decent meal.
A mess for lunch from substandard mayonnaise did not even try this horror. I suspect that chopped vegetables that are undernourished are then baked for lunch in appearance and taste. One chicken from the norms of food Meat was a couple of times but it was not possible to eat it smells of rotten meat. There is not much to choose from food.
I will write you the minimum that will allow you to keep healthy on food in from this hotel.
Breakfast:
boiled eggs
Plate of fresh tomatoes
Choose the cheese you like and eat it exclusively with tomatoes
A piece of cheese a piece of tomato at the same time will come in. Separately, there are hard-salted-sour-strange cheeses.
Oladik pour something sweet unprincipled
Drinking plate of watermelon. Choose not rotten, watch the color and texture next to the bones. The texture next to the bones should be uniform.
Dinner:
rice, chicken pieces, a plate of tomatoes, cheese, olives, run to the end of the hotel territory, they make snacks with something, this is the most delicious food here.
drinking watermelon
Dinner:
Some kind of soup and everything the same as for lunch, except for a snack.
Wine disgusting beer more or less.
Drive past. Chapter first.
Believe me, passing by you will pass by. The face of the hotel is one of the entrances to another shop selling Turkish delight, or textiles. A faded discreet sign with an underlined blue arc. The second logo, which is everywhere in the territory and on transport in the form of a sun, on which is written “checkmate” and outside the sun “antite”, and then, apart from the checkmate to yourself and aloud, then nothing came to mind, but more on that later. The reception is a squalid spectacle with dilapidated repairs and modest furniture that has long been in need of dry cleaning or a well-deserved pension at a nearby landfill. The ceiling is cracked, and just like an elderly woman is trying to hide wrinkles with powder and make-up, the owners of the hotel are trying to cover them up with alabaster and touch up with paint.
Among all the hopelessness of the frankly small reception area, decorations designed to distract the tourist from the real state of affairs look especially ridiculous. For example, ridiculous huge urns - vases on the sides of elevators with twigs. Reminiscent of the big earrings of the same old woman in an attempt to somehow distract the viewer from her face. The poverty of the hotel forced the owners to cut off another area for a couple of shops right inside the reception. The absence of free Wi-Fi at the reception gives a special charm, not to mention the territory of the entire hotel. For more than 7 days Wi-Fi costs $10 per device. Think about which device you want to connect it to. Take immediately to check if the Wi-Fi works in the room.
In order not to make the waiting too easy for newly arrived tourists, the reception is not air conditioned. Wait in a stuffy room or take turns guarding your bags. While your companion runs for 250 meters to the beach to plunge into the sea. The beach is a disgusting piece of space between the beaches of two neighboring hotels. In fact, this is just an entrance to the sea, a road to the beach that was made with old sunbeds. There is no beer on the beach. Only seagulls in the booth next to the toilet and changing room. This is a scribe comrades.
You can do it in the pool on the territory there is a couple. But they seriously smell like chlorine, they haven’t heard about UV sterilization here.
But I'm not against bleach. . . as they say, more bleach makes stool stronger. It is understandable fables especially swimming pool with children blowing their nose to take water in their mouths and spitting is a normal phenomenon. This is for an amateur. You will be offered breakfast immediately.
Scroll down for my advice. At the beginning of the canteen, a table with fruit, this is a scam! This is for a fee, as are rotten orange flushes. Make sure that the bearded dylka with the muzzle of Valuev does not bring you a "flash" or puts you a girlfriend and runs away. And then you have to drink fresh from rot for one dollar.
Settlement resettlement. Revision. Chapter two.
The fact that the rule is everywhere is in matiate mauvais ton.
“We are 4 stars, but we don’t have a jacuzzi for 5 stars. ”
There is no drinking water in the room. (no drinking water coolers on the floor) No mini bar in the fridge. There is no kettle and bags of tea or instant coffee. There are no hygiene products except soap in dispensers screwed to the walls.
Like a shower cap, simple toothbrushes like disposable round soap, and other similar little things.
No beach towel without deposit. There are no normal key cards for each tenant of the room. There will be no silence at night on the roof almost around the clock, some infernal machine rumbles on an anguish, most likely a pumping water installation. It will be difficult to sleep with open balcony doors with such noise. With closed tolerable. But you have to turn on the air conditioner and they are in a deplorable sanitary condition.
Tip 1
If you want to check in faster, give 20 dollars to the receptionist. Otherwise, wait until 14:00
Tip 2
If you want a normal number, give another 20 dollars. Or give immediately $ 30 so as not to move.
Ask for a newer room without wallpaper with access to the mountains, not to the street. It will be very noisy.
Tip 3
Check the room then check in.
Be sure to check the smell. Smell the workers ventilate before visiting tourists because any subtle unpleasant smell will intensify as soon as you close the room for air conditioning. Open the balcony, check the noise level of the car on the roof, it sometimes turns off for about 10 minutes, be patient so that you don’t feel offended later.
Check the soap dispensers may not work although there is soap. Soap may not dispense soap. I think they have special rooms for the greedy.
Check the operation of the watering can for water pressure and toilet flush. It will murmur all the time without ceasing. Do you need it?
Tip 4
First of all, open the lid of the air conditioner and be horrified by the layer of dust on the field grates, move the bottom bar with your fingers and look under the rotor, there will be scabs of dust below, in some cases a fungus if moisture drips. So it was in my first room with dark brown wallpaper. There was no fungus in the second room, but the dust clogged all the dust grates (in my experience, no one carried out mandatory maintenance of the air conditioner for one or two years). Please note that without air conditioning it is impossible to sleep. Therefore, take the trouble to wash them or ask the staff to do this, possibly for a fee. You decide - you breathe it.
How to do it. Turn off the air conditioner, open the lid, take out two dust grates and rinse them with a pressure showerhead. Take a towel to wet your feet and wring it out well. Wipe everything under the cover. Wrap around your finger, if possible, wipe the dust under the rotor. The rotor and air direction grilles cannot be cleaned like that; here you need a master with a tool. Let dry for 40 minutes, put the grates in place, then close the lid and use. But this is a half measure.
Tip 4
The icing on the cake will be a visit to the exterminator in a protective suit with a balloon behind his back and a sprayer in his hands.
Always leave a do not disturb sign on the door when you leave.
And when you want cleaning, wait until 14:00 -14:30.
And make sure that apart from the cleaning lady there will be no one in your room, like a person who looks like a minion with a balcony behind him.
Why? I was very lucky that I prevented this lawlessness, otherwise I would have fled from the 2nd issue for another 20 dollars. It was like a knock on the door open, bursting. I was chained up. I go nuts I say: cleaning is not necessary. Answer: We need to poison the cockroaches. I'm freaking out already! Do you have cockroaches in the hotel? ! Answer: no cockroaches, no, you just need to “process”. I go out and next to the cleaning lady I see a brow resembling a scientist from virology. I tell them to get out of here, you understand that I live here, and after your treatment, the room needs to be aired for at least 3 days! What are you completely crazy about? ! They both went to the middle room to "process". The worst thing if I was absent, I would wonder what the smell was and would breathe this rest.
By the way, my wife saw a couple of black cockroaches near the pool.
Not daily bread. . . The last and final chapter.
Personally, I am not a supporter of eating on vacation, but you will not succeed.
Disgustingly tasteless food. The only fruit is watermelon. From the same ingredients, for example, people in some canteen from the excursion prepared a decent meal.
A mess for lunch from substandard mayonnaise did not even try this horror. I suspect that chopped vegetables that are undernourished are then baked for lunch in appearance and taste. One chicken from the norms of food Meat was a couple of times but it was not possible to eat it smells of rotten meat. There is not much to choose from food.
I will write you the minimum that will allow you to keep healthy on food in from this hotel.
Breakfast:
boiled eggs
Plate of fresh tomatoes
Choose the cheese you like and eat it exclusively with tomatoes
A piece of cheese a piece of tomato at the same time will come in. Separately, there are hard-salted-sour-strange cheeses.
Oladik pour something sweet unprincipled
Drinking plate of watermelon. Choose not rotten, watch the color and texture next to the bones. The texture next to the bones should be uniform.
Dinner:
rice, chicken pieces, a plate of tomatoes, cheese, olives, run to the end of the hotel territory, they make snacks with something, this is the most delicious food here.
drinking watermelon
Dinner:
Some kind of soup and everything the same as for lunch, except for a snack.
Wine disgusting beer more or less.
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