Мрачный мрак и кромешная тьма Gloomy darkness and pitch darkness

There were three of us, myself, my wife and a 4-year-old child. We arrived at this "hotel" at about 2 pm, as soon as the representative of the tour operator left, the administrator told us that there was nowhere to accommodate us, as their rooms were flooded, but offered to accommodate us in their second hotel Monna Roza beach resort, we agreed . We are immediately brought to this “hotel”, to be in some kind of wilderness with reeds and mosquitoes around, the food is terrible (what kind of meat they didn’t hear there at all, but pasta in all forms), the bar is the same (although I’m not picky at all, but pour beer into 200 ml glasses, and moreover, so that more than half of the glass is foam, I think it’s just insulting, cocktails are made in the same glasses, all cocktails taste the same, but different colors). The hotel area is very small. The room in which we were settled was about 9m2, (very cramped, the furniture and the bathroom are in a really tired state, I am silent for the towels with yellow spots). After looking at this darkness, we went back to Monna Roza garden, describing in colors that this did not suit us, the administrator offered to spend the night there, and tomorrow we could check into some room in Monna Roza garden, we agreed. The next day, no one drove us (well, fuck it), we took our suitcases and went to Monna Roza garden, we were settled in the third building. Room 620 greeted us with a lack of electricity in the room (every room at the entrance has a crap where you insert the key card and the electricity turns on in your room) there was no such crap in our room, instead there was a hole in the wall with protruding wires. I went to the reception (then I often visited there), informing the administrator about this problem, he apparently thought that I was talking nonsense and simply ignored me. After lunch, I once again reported this problem (in the meantime, the temperature rose above 30 degrees outside, and, as you understand, the air conditioner does not work, how does it work if there is no fucking light) This time, the admin sent his henchman with me ( apparently to teach me the tricks of operating their numbers), we go into the room, and then the henchman gives out, no (looking at the wall with a hole for crap), I say no, clattering the machines in the room, making sure of my words and that the electrician does not work, henchman called somewhere and left me in a hot room from the heat. After dinner, a crap for a key card appeared in our room, but this did not change the situation, no matter how sideways I put this card in there, but there was no fucking light. It was getting dark, but there was still no light, I went to the reception that I didn’t like, informing the administrator that there was still no light, he went with me (now apparently to personally make sure that I’m not an idiot), as you understand, the miracle did not happen and nothing worked from his hands too. An hour later, a voluminous Turk came, apparently an electrician, changed the crap and miraculously everything worked, well, like everyone else, the conder didn’t fucking work, now it turned out that the remote control didn’t work (the remote control lived its own life, sometimes it did work, batteries I was not too lazy and bought it myself, but it did not help) scoring him went to bed. Now about the room itself, some of the furniture swollen from exposure to water, all the same yellow spots on the towels, a tired bathroom, a shower cubicle was difficult to close, the carpet in the corridor was worn in places, burned out light bulbs, this is where the cons of the room end.
Let's start about the kitchen and the bar, the actual situation with the pouring of beer has not changed much, everything is just as crooked, all in the same plastic 200 ml. glasses (sometimes they were lucky and poured 0.3 liters into glass goblets), cocktails of the same taste, but different colors. Special attention deserved an automatic machine that makes juices from concentrates that taste sooo chemical and a coffee machine with coffee, although this garbage probably cannot be called coffee, black tea, which was in abundance, saved.
Now about the kitchen, for 10 days of stay, the meat was 3 times (well, like meat, once there were fillets stewed in sauce, once stewed fish with rolls, and once a kind of cutlets that the cook fried with us)

There was a variety of vegetable salads, canned vegetables, olives, sausage of an unnatural burgundy color and disgusting taste.
P. S. There were many more interesting and not very pleasant things, but I got tired of writing, just don’t go people into this cesspool.