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Good day to all.
I stayed in this amazing hotel for 2 weeks. flew alone. what would you tell such... =) there is a pool there. not big but clean. plus a tiny one for kids. not many sun loungers. sometimes not enough. the sea is nearby, walk 2 minutes maximum. the beach is not dirty, its own is fenced off, with sun loungers and umbrellas. The hotel provides food 4 times a day. there will be no meat, do not wait. soy, and chicken on holidays. from fruits: watermelons, green melons, oranges. a lot of vegetables, herbs. cardboard sausage, cheese. cereal for breakfast. at lunch, soup of a strange taste. eat and you don't know what they put there. in principle, they feed a lot, for not picky and healthy stomachs - just right. they also pour beer, wine, Turkish vodka... harmful bartenders. that in theory you can drink all day if you want, because. "flattened", infuriates them. =) either they are too lazy to pour, or they drink you at their own expense. dont clear. =) the bar is open until 10 pm. then bainki. or go wherever you want. There is no program, because a three-ruble note. there is a five nearby, something plays there for days, lights up, people yell, DJs, animation. generally fun for them. level is very different. for a holiday with a child - not so hot. for him only a pool with a suitable depth. no more entertainment. a lot of people, especially at lunch and dinner. different people: youth, families, the elderly. not all Russians and not all are polite. the rooms are cleaned. I don't know how often, I didn't notice. clean, where they don't litter. linen, towels are changed, but not every day. the cleaners are nice, if you leave them a buck in the room, they will make beauty out of towels, put flowers on the bed and maybe even wash the floors =) there is no culture in the hotel. bartenders-waiters no boom boom in Russian. they talk on their own, discuss everyone, they can get nasty. there is one bastard there, he looks like a bulldog. Say hello to him if you see him. in general, you can live, all the same price and quality are the same. and as they say: if you want better - pay five. but in general, it doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom =) they didn’t like it, they criticized it, and when they left, we remember everything with a smile. all have a good holiday. be patient. . .