Кемер уже не торт :) Kemer is no longer a cake :)

We rested not for the first time in Turkey, so we can already consider it in the future. I put the "four" in the category of "four-star", so as not to find fault much, but I will describe all the shortcomings in detail so that they know where you are going. First, the crisis, as predicted, has also hit budget Turkey. Savings are felt in everything, the equipment in the rooms before the arrival of new residents is set to "economical" mode. Those. air conditioning and refrigerator work nominally, do not cool nifiga. So do not be too lazy to immediately demand their settings, otherwise you will be boiled alive at night. Further - the declared "ultra all inclusive" is a show-off. It consists in the presence of tequila and French cognac, the rest is local. It seems that "Jack Daniels" was, looked closely, and the bubble under this brand was only painted, whiskey, therefore, is also local. Well, at least the beloved tequila in Turkey cannot be produced. The reverse side of such "ultra-luxury" is the rudeness of some (I emphasize) bartenders. For example, the rule is two drinks in one hand (! ). Clean scoop! Well, canned fish is not a load : D! And one... udak even came up with the rule "one drink in one hand" !!! ! On this, I naturally snitched the manager. Often cognac is poured into plastic cups. Although this was explained by the fact that people can break by the pool, I pointed to the clock - it was 8 pm, the pool had already been "closed" for a long time, and I just wanted to finish dinner like a white man - with coffee and a glass of cognac. But the most stressful moment is "animation". I lower the mats and in more detail - in the "brigade" there are lazy girls, a "workhorse" from Moldova named Andrey (sorry for the kid, he is good, respect to him), an exhibition Turkish beauty with a fakir brother (this, as they explained to me in secret, is a local anime -mafia). Only boys work. "Fakir" is smart and probably funny jokes, but without translation (!!! ). Therefore, evening shows can be called conditionally entertaining, their jokes are for Russian speakers (Andrei), others are for Turks (Fakir Melusha). Bugage for such animation. Yes, figs with her, I'll entertain myself - give me only good music. So she is not! Shows end at 11pm and disco from 12pm to 2am. During the break, most either get drunk in a bar or go to nightclubs, where, according to the reviews of those who have been there, it’s a crush like in a minibus at rush hour, it’s not clear how to dance. There are two reasons for the break. One single set of equipment needs to be dragged to a disco bar (part-time snack cafe) + try to cut the dough from drunken guests, because after 12 - booze is paid. I don’t know how many people pay for the continuation of the banquet, but this hits the popularity of the hotel . Stupid organization of the evening and another sign of savings on everything. The beach, although it has a "Blue Flag", is not perfectly clean (and I used to meet such people in Turkey). By the height of the season, the bottom is already slightly littered with debris.
Now the pluses - everything is not so bad, if you are in Turkey for the first time or you were just unlucky before, then you will find a lot of charms - attentive waiters, quality food, timely response to comments, etc. In fact, people are trying. Turks are not our Krasnodar / Crimeans with their famous "service". They really plow and try to work off your every penny and it’s not their fault that this “penny” has depreciated so much in recent years.