sucks

Written: 17 june 2008
Travel time: 17 — 24 june 2008
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3.0
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05/31/08. - 14.06. 08.
Upon check-in, they gave me a room in which, judging by the smell, someone recently died and lay down for a week. There was no baby bed, of course. A dash to the reception desk, 10 tanks of a Valkyrie at the counter, and now a room with a sea view and three beds. Those. we are torn from this socialist past, and it catches up with us with a burp in a Turkish khurkhuyarovka, where even the reception bitches adjoin you to drive you to bow to them, but with a bill in your palm...
Now for the sea view. Looks like it's all over. From morning to evening, DJ speakers are directed through the windows, accompanying animation, discos and evening concerts with a roar of "hits". The head begins to crack on about the second day. Friends got a room overlooking the village of Kirish, so they enjoyed the roar of cars in the morning.
After the renovation, the hotel became cleaner, BUT STAFF!!!

This is a separate song. I don’t know how anyone, but when some asshole decides for you how much you should eat for dinner, and my respected compatriots ingratiatingly ask for more....My friend returned this portion to the distributor, for which he received a polite - "Here's the fool gone" - from a wretched cook who jumped off a palm tree a year ago. The scandal raged for three days. We rested with a company and took up this brothel in an adult way. As a result, the hotel manager did apologize for the work of the staff, and we did not see this freak with the knowledge of not the best words from the great and mighty before leaving.
Now animators. They smile beautifully. That's all. The most sociable was "Lesha", who sold everyone tickets for the bingo scam. At the same time, in plain text, explaining to young girls what plans he has with them for the evening.
In the evenings, so-called comedy shows and other entertainment were held in the amphitheater by the same animation. My son is 10 years old. After the first evening, we did not go to these shows anymore. The child grew up in a family of doctors and grandmothers of teachers. The child has taste. The child is adequate. Therefore, from a set of obscenities, vulgarity and the most base "humor" sickened not only us, but also the children.
Five stars and does not smell. Rooms for three * with a big stretch. Of the frills in the form of shampoos, slippers, bathrobes - only a liquid something of dubious quality on the wall near the washbasin. The same thing on the wall of the bath is already called the proud word shampoo. Old furniture, creaky cabinet doors, a leaking cistern in the toilet, a sinking drain plug in the bathtub. The toilet extractor worked for two days. Mini bar fully justifies from its name only MINI. Two cans of cola and a small plastic with mineral water. According to the norms of five stars, there was not enough coffee maker, bags of coffee, tea, sugar, nuts, beer in the refrigerator.
Ultra all inclusive is complete nonsense. There are world standards for conferring such high titles. There is no "UVV, BUT". And there are quite a lot of such BUT. Inet - 10 bakovchas (! ), At the same time it constantly hangs. Safe, juices, imported alcohol - for a fee.

And yet worst of all - the staff. I can't understand what the hell they hit on women if they see that she's not alone? For the sake of self-assertion as great rowers? So let them train on their own. My wife speaks excellent Azerbaijani (a very closely related language), so when she answered the Papuans to their hints with my honest words, and without being embarrassed in expressions, one should have seen these freaks... So, the points where your wife (girlfriend) is groped by servants : Spa center, hairdresser, tattoo parlor, bar counter.
A separate minus for hotel guides from Pegas Touristik. The two empty-eyed hens took the request to help dock with the hotel manager as a personal insult. When asked what your name is, I quote the answer - "I am not obliged to introduce myself, if you want - read on the badge" the end of the quote. Service at the level of a young lady at the bottling of beer from the time of the queen of the gas station.
In general, the hotel is a total waste. Staff recruited hastily, without full training. The situation is saved only by beautiful nature and a warm climate. You can’t go with children - they pick up all sorts of rubbish in vocabulary and worldview.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original