Your rating of this hotel:
8.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
8.0
Service:
9.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
10.0
Amenities:
10.0
Nothing bad happens in Turkey! I mean of course rest on the Antalya coast! For the fifth time I was going to rest in Turkey! For the fifth time, I prepared to have fun! And of course : ) for the fifth time I decided to read the reviews of tourists about the hotel I chose! You know, this is not the first time I read reviews before trips, but so much filth and negativity about one place !!! ! I was horrified!!!!! ! Where am I going? ? What will happen to me? But..... The hotel was chosen, the money was paid! Go! Let it be!............
I will not describe step by step my journey, I will start with the main thing! Each time returning from Turkey, I was going to write my devastating review to those negligent tourists who are not too lazy to leave their "impressions" here !!!! ! And then the moment came when they finally got me with their nonsense !!!!
To make it easier and clearer, I'll just contrast the facts that the "grateful" tourists left after staying at this hotel!
1. "Dirty area"! - Again, I'm in Turkey 5 times! And never once have I seen a dirty area! joy kiris resort is a large, green, clean area! with beautiful pools and water slides!
2. "Bad service"! - You know, during my stay at the hotel, I got tired of saying hello 30 times a day! Thank you! And repeat that I'm fine! When having lunch or dinner in a restaurant, I didn’t even have to get up for drinks, they were always brought!
3. "Poor housekeeping"! - Every day! Every day our room was cleaned! Once they even covered the beds with flowers. The beds were neatly made and figures were laid out from towels on the beds! Did they change their own beds? I won't say it, but tell me for mercy - who at home, in their homeland, changes their bed every day? That's it!
4. "There weren't enough sunbeds under the sun loungers on the beach" - I can't even imagine how many vacationers it must be to take all the seats!?? ? There are so many of them that it seems to me that you can even receive guests from other hotels! Especially since half of the people hang out near the pools! By the way, there is plenty of room!
5. Food!!!! ! Well, here I will stop in more detail!
That's what always annoys me in reviews!
"Little fruit" - Well, well, I'm starting to count: strawberries, cherry plums, apricots, white grapes, red grapes, green apples, red apples, nectarines, cherries, pears, oranges, bananas. And of course, melon and watermelon! 14 types of fruits! WHO IS NOT LITTLE?????
"Not enough meat"! No not like this! "NO MEAT AT ALL", "Hotel for rabbits (a hint of vegetable food)" - so, when I come to Turkey, apart from meat and salads, from the main dishes, I don't eat anything at all! If there was no meat, I would simply starve to death! Lamb, beef, chicken, turkey, several types of fish and all this in different versions! Stewed, grilled, with sauces, etc.
I'm just surprised by our tourists who rush about with plates full of pasta and french fries! All this is poured with plentiful sauces, and it seems like all possible types at once in one plate! Therefore, "meat of course there is no" : )))
Sweets! And again I will repeat not for the first time in Turkey and I have already learned to appreciate and learn a lot! The most delicious sweet that is usually offered in hotels is Turkish baklava! This is a truly oriental delicacy and here it was every day in different variations! I do not count other cakes and pastries!
And also, I didn't mention dried apricots, raisins, and Turkish delight! And natural honey in combs for breakfast!?? ? Have you seen this anywhere?
And 8 types of jams? What about 5 types of yogurt?
Olives, olives, cheeses, baked goods, and how many greens!
You can endlessly list the cuisine that the Turks offer us! But the conclusion suggests itself! Or write competitors or just not quite normal people!
Well, now about the tourists! I don’t know where those people who come to rest in a foreign country were brought up, but their behavior often just causes irritation!
Well, how? How can you choose sauces by tasting them one by one directly from common gravy boats with common distributing spoons!!!? ? AS? How can you pick out strawberries from cakes, and leave the latter on a tray !!! ? How can you paw bread with your bare hands, if a cloth napkin lies directly on it to cover it before cutting it, observing hygiene! What drives people who do this? What about gozlime? These are such national cakes with filling that are cooked in front of your eyes! - "Put more meat! " The Turkish woman only slightly raises her eyes and puts another portion. - "Put more"! Well, how much more? I ask you vacationers how much more meat do you need????
Mats! A drunk who does not notice anyone around and flops into the pools with a run! Rude treatment of service!
And then, we read their reviews! Anyway, I'll probably finish, and finally some comments and facts about the hotel!
This is a good 5! Even with a plus! But, on ultra, it really does not hold out!
So: The rooms are really old, but clean! Come to sleep anyway! What do you need in particular!?
The safe is paid, but this is really strange and inconvenient.
The mini bar is filled daily, but unfortunately only soft drinks!
Beach, pebble. big it's true! But there is a pier with a ladder!
Drinks: (only local, although some are even very personal) beer, tequila, rum, vodka, rakki, cognac, gin, white wine, red wine, white wine. everything seems to be.
Yes, one more oddity, A la carte restaurants are paid. I have never visited them, but in principle it is strange for an ultra.
Ice cream is available at a certain time!
Night disco on the beach!
Daily evening animation programs in the amphitheater. As well as daytime entertainment, but to be honest, the animators are very weak, I would put 3-. It looks like they're just doing it!
These are just notes that personally did not interfere with my rest at all! Because I know how to relax, which I advise you!
In Turkey - it does not happen badly !!!! ! Believe! Tested by experience!
I will not describe step by step my journey, I will start with the main thing! Each time returning from Turkey, I was going to write my devastating review to those negligent tourists who are not too lazy to leave their "impressions" here !!!! ! And then the moment came when they finally got me with their nonsense !!!!
To make it easier and clearer, I'll just contrast the facts that the "grateful" tourists left after staying at this hotel!
1. "Dirty area"! - Again, I'm in Turkey 5 times! And never once have I seen a dirty area! joy kiris resort is a large, green, clean area! with beautiful pools and water slides!
2. "Bad service"! - You know, during my stay at the hotel, I got tired of saying hello 30 times a day! Thank you! And repeat that I'm fine! When having lunch or dinner in a restaurant, I didn’t even have to get up for drinks, they were always brought!
3. "Poor housekeeping"! - Every day! Every day our room was cleaned! Once they even covered the beds with flowers. The beds were neatly made and figures were laid out from towels on the beds! Did they change their own beds? I won't say it, but tell me for mercy - who at home, in their homeland, changes their bed every day? That's it!
4. "There weren't enough sunbeds under the sun loungers on the beach" - I can't even imagine how many vacationers it must be to take all the seats!?? ? There are so many of them that it seems to me that you can even receive guests from other hotels! Especially since half of the people hang out near the pools! By the way, there is plenty of room!
5. Food!!!! ! Well, here I will stop in more detail!
That's what always annoys me in reviews!
"Little fruit" - Well, well, I'm starting to count: strawberries, cherry plums, apricots, white grapes, red grapes, green apples, red apples, nectarines, cherries, pears, oranges, bananas. And of course, melon and watermelon! 14 types of fruits! WHO IS NOT LITTLE?????
"Not enough meat"! No not like this! "NO MEAT AT ALL", "Hotel for rabbits (a hint of vegetable food)" - so, when I come to Turkey, apart from meat and salads, from the main dishes, I don't eat anything at all! If there was no meat, I would simply starve to death! Lamb, beef, chicken, turkey, several types of fish and all this in different versions! Stewed, grilled, with sauces, etc.
I'm just surprised by our tourists who rush about with plates full of pasta and french fries! All this is poured with plentiful sauces, and it seems like all possible types at once in one plate! Therefore, "meat of course there is no" : )))
Sweets! And again I will repeat not for the first time in Turkey and I have already learned to appreciate and learn a lot! The most delicious sweet that is usually offered in hotels is Turkish baklava! This is a truly oriental delicacy and here it was every day in different variations! I do not count other cakes and pastries!
And also, I didn't mention dried apricots, raisins, and Turkish delight! And natural honey in combs for breakfast!?? ? Have you seen this anywhere?
And 8 types of jams? What about 5 types of yogurt?
Olives, olives, cheeses, baked goods, and how many greens!
You can endlessly list the cuisine that the Turks offer us! But the conclusion suggests itself! Or write competitors or just not quite normal people!
Well, now about the tourists! I don’t know where those people who come to rest in a foreign country were brought up, but their behavior often just causes irritation!
Well, how? How can you choose sauces by tasting them one by one directly from common gravy boats with common distributing spoons!!!? ? AS? How can you pick out strawberries from cakes, and leave the latter on a tray !!! ? How can you paw bread with your bare hands, if a cloth napkin lies directly on it to cover it before cutting it, observing hygiene! What drives people who do this? What about gozlime? These are such national cakes with filling that are cooked in front of your eyes! - "Put more meat! " The Turkish woman only slightly raises her eyes and puts another portion. - "Put more"! Well, how much more? I ask you vacationers how much more meat do you need????
Mats! A drunk who does not notice anyone around and flops into the pools with a run! Rude treatment of service!
And then, we read their reviews! Anyway, I'll probably finish, and finally some comments and facts about the hotel!
This is a good 5! Even with a plus! But, on ultra, it really does not hold out!
So: The rooms are really old, but clean! Come to sleep anyway! What do you need in particular!?
The safe is paid, but this is really strange and inconvenient.
The mini bar is filled daily, but unfortunately only soft drinks!
Beach, pebble. big it's true! But there is a pier with a ladder!
Drinks: (only local, although some are even very personal) beer, tequila, rum, vodka, rakki, cognac, gin, white wine, red wine, white wine. everything seems to be.
Yes, one more oddity, A la carte restaurants are paid. I have never visited them, but in principle it is strange for an ultra.
Ice cream is available at a certain time!
Night disco on the beach!
Daily evening animation programs in the amphitheater. As well as daytime entertainment, but to be honest, the animators are very weak, I would put 3-. It looks like they're just doing it!
These are just notes that personally did not interfere with my rest at all! Because I know how to relax, which I advise you!
In Turkey - it does not happen badly !!!! ! Believe! Tested by experience!
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