Шо пипец... ;) Shaw pipets... ;)

Briefly about the situation. Everything is green, the territory is constantly cleaned, although it is so clean : ) there is peace and quiet in the bungalows, probably because we were not there : ) and it’s better there than in the rooms. The pools and slides are cool, but after 3x4 times, it's more extreme. The kitchen failed. for the first time, as the most hungry, they scored all sorts of things... then they realized that in vain : ) the kitchen is not for everybody... next time they were looking for something more reminiscent of their own food. With meat were strained, soy sausage. or not at all clear from what. on the third day they walked like zombies looking for meat. . . when they found they were happy like children : ) in the mornings they ate scrambled eggs and boiled eggs. . . there wasn’t enough for more : ) Fish is a separate conversation. The fish is just great! Pancakes - delicious, pour honey or jam - so generally delicious. Fresh salads... I saw parsley... hehe, I was delighted, but I tried it - grass... wooden grass : ))
Locally produced drinks... frankly, G *. We fed local bartenders, and they gave us all sorts of paid cocktails%) for which we did not pay... we feel good and the bartender feels good... Beer - the taste of beer, about 2 revolutions... you feel like an intermediary. Wine - 8-10 revolutions, bitter, and the taste is incomprehensible... Vodka - "Crayfish" (it's called that : ))) 37.5 revolutions and 45. They drank any... nasty, but you can drink, inserts not quickly, but immediately. . . : ) In general, they drink it with a cocktail, 50/50 vodka/water. It becomes like milk.
If it weren't for entertainment and excursions, we would have died in this hotel... The main population is married couples and pensioners... : ) There are no young people... i. e. it is there, but all of them are frozen (I'm talking about girls), they make contact, but then it feels like they came here "to the Turks", well, let them wear the flag in their hands : )

About entertainment. . .
Quad safari - walk about 45 km on quad bikes. Super! you just need to wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty, because everything will be covered in dust !! ! it's hard to launder : ) glasses are very desirable! because dust flies straight into your eyes. If you have gloves, I recommend wearing them. If the hands are tender, then it’s like digging 5 acres of potatoes - everything is in corns : ). Instructors will tell and show everything. There is always a photographer on the track. He takes pictures, at the finish he sells already printed ones for 5 bucks : ) not traded. They wrote down their cell number and hotel for him, they said we would buy a disk for 40. I called a day later and brought the disc myself for 20 ye!
Rafting - it's a bit far, about 2 hours by bus, you can see Antalya and its surroundings along the way. cool : ) Upon the arrival of the instructor, they also tell and show everything. It is better to raft in a kayak. Swim together and enjoy! I do not recommend sailing in a crowd in a boat, the sensations are not at all the same. It is not necessary to take a camera and a camera - drown it, unless of course they are waterfowl : ) There is also a photographer and cameraman on the track. Photos then for 15 ye, a disk from the movie was taken for 65. but because. there was a crowd of us, it’s not expensive for everyone : ) there is no copy protection, so they will scare you - don’t be afraid! And also, be sure to take a protective sunscreen, you will burn nafig...
Yacht trip. At first I did not like it, the first stop was in a beautiful bay, swimming. This is enough. Then it became more fun when dinner was served! The fish is just great! Real jam! We sailed on the yacht AMSTERDAM. There will be an opportunity : ) I advise this yacht! Meet the team! Captain, assistant and cook. They gave the assistant a drink of vodka. The weak one was blown away and quickly went to bed, having previously exchanged a silver chain bought in Almaty for a chain from Italy. . . Everyone was satisfied : ) from the mouth of a Turk : ) pipets - zai*is! The whole boat lay on the floor!

Foam disco in Antalya! RECOMMEND!! ! This you have not seen before! Although. . . ; ) If you're between 16 and 30 and you're single. . . There you will find someone to spend time with! : ) The main thing is not to get lost... there is an option - drag over the fence : ) Nobody will stop and ask what you are doing here! I recommend taking a change of clothes, because after swimming in the foam you will be wet!
Massage - well, just heheeeeeee... a person who is like an administrator will push you a memorized speech about types of massage... and how much it costs... if you interrupt his monologue, you get lost : ) they laughed at him for a long time, but got divorced for a massage session for 100 ye. Successfully drunk, one pro * bali : ) also pro * ali and the hydrobath. In general, it is worth rummaging a couple of times...
Shops. . . that's something! everything is expensive on the territory of the hotel... everything is also expensive across the road... and if you rent a moped (25th day + benz - you fill it yourself + 100th deposit), then you can go around the whole area and find out where and what : ) as we did ! The scooter was taken at all in another hotel. We wrote down our passport data and forward. To the gas station! : ))))) Refueled and traveled all around! Goynuk village! Shop there : ) Simka costs 15 eu (100 units on the account), replenishment for 100 eu - 8 eu. 100 units are enough for 33sms, international communication works with a bang! You can bargain : ) Turks love it! on Friday, a bazaar from Antalya comes to the village, you can buy a lot of souvenirs and cool things! everyone is bargaining - in fact, you can immediately knock down the price by 2 times, and then - how your tongue is suspended : ) I took a T-shirt... it costs 25, communication in Kazakh-Turkish-English-Russian : ) for a long time all languages ​ ​ were remembered : )
i give 10
Seller - 25
I take 2 but 10
P - 2 will give 20
I am everything, I went.
I hear in the next - 15 each! . . I don’t pay attention to walking... P He catches up, grabs by the hand, pulls back to the counter and at 10 I take cute T-shirts! but in any case, it's better to go to the end of the mall, it's cheaper there : )

Opposite the hotel is the Belvista Hotel. Right next to it there is a market! shops, there are more expensive than in the village, but cheaper than in the shops near the hotel. People everywhere are friendly, but don't be fooled by the price! : ) unless you have a money printing press at home : ) All entertainment can be bought from the guide. BUT! you can buy everything the same from Ruslan (+0 53.987 7.29) for 2 times cheaper on this very market! View of course it does not inspire confidence : ) But he never let us down! All the time his people paid attention to us and generally cared about our safety! The guide will understandably dissuade from this, but what for is he like that with his prices? : ) Our guide Merbek from TezTour. . . Freeloader with a capital letter. . . and. . . ripped off. . . sold us (we didn't know yet) top-up on the card for 15 ye. . . : ) gain 100%
Don't settle for a shopping tour to Antalya. You will be taken to the most expensive stores, Buy leather and furs there. Yes... but the carriers from all this have a pretty penny. The more you buy, the more they have, and for the same money you can get the same things at home!
When we were riding mopeds, we got a puncture in the wheel. . . it told us then - 12 o'clock at night : ) we are in Kemer, 10 km from the hotel. help a local moped-tire fitter, he has a whole workshop there! My name is Sezay (+0 53.570 5.40). He will always help : ) he doesn’t understand Russian himself, but he has an assistant, he fumbles : )
Don't be afraid to walk at night! Safe in Turkey! It's not for you to walk our streets! : ) no one will stick, the police will not ask for documents! By the way, they made fun of the guards, went to their hotel and clamped the bracelet : ) they wanted to know what they would do, but they immediately remembered us and no one paid any attention... : )
You can write a lot more, if you have questions - ask! I will gladly answer!
Asya 46949992, or to murder@mail. kz.
Memorable holiday!