Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
7.0
Service:
7.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
3.0
Amenities:
5.0
I was at the end of September - beginning of October 2013. With my son 5.5 years old. 13 nights. I would like 13 days! But they took us out at 4 in the morning! In order to go around other hotels! ! Those. the money was actually stolen for half a day (TEZ tour voucher 89149717)... Whatever the tour operators say, it is necessary to measure by days of stay, and all these "nights" are a deception and verbal divorce of vacationers by tour operators.
The bus to the airport was with some kind of child seats or for pygmies. It is not convenient for a normal man or woman to wear them - impossibly narrow and from the seat the belt locks stick out (!! ). "Tez tour" and pay attention to it!
By the way, it's a VERY long drive from the airport - prices and therefore should be much lower. But no.
Upon arrival, they offered a bungalow on the ground floor (although I ordered at least 2 floors through the operator! ). The number is four stars. . . You can't see the sea at all. Passers-by walk past the windows. . . Refused. Then they extorted a bribe of 300 dollars from me at the reception for a normal room (in the main building) - they agreed on 200! ! I didn’t want to spoil the rest - once I arrived, I had to snatch my own. Let them choke. Dali, indeed, on the third floor in the center - already a good room... With a good view of the sea. For newlyweds : o)). C / a separate. But there is no door to the bathroom - at all! So that the young people looked at each other without interruption. I asked for a curtain - they hung it up quickly.
Cleaned up clean. Every day. This is fine.
Nobody asked for a tip. This is fine.
This is NOT 5 star all inclusive. That's for sure. Been to Turkey many times. To a simple question, "Why weren't they given NEVER watermelons for 2 weeks? " They lied in response: "It's not the season"....It's even funny... When I walked along the coast, I asked guests in other hotels - even in 4 and 3 stars there were watermelons in the neighborhood!
There is some kind of problem with fruits and berries (!!! ): there were no strawberries, cherries, cherries AT ALL!
Tomatoes are WHITE and tasteless! In season then, in Turkey!
All meat is peppered.
Basically EVERYTHING is chicken. . .
The chef PERSONALLY dispenses kebab (it was only three times! ) Or lamb (it was twice! ) or tuna (twice! ) - he gives out himself - no more than three or four cutlets in one hand. Disgrace!
Sausage as from cellulose (from paper).
People just want to eat and in the morning there is nothing normal except for scrambled eggs (everything is peppered or with spices) - they stand in a QUEUE for scrambled eggs (!! ).
Every day is the same. The chef sees everything - but does not organize a second person or a point for scrambled eggs. The goal is to eat less. . . Silent scene. . . Five stars. . .
But you can feed a child - there are cereals, salads, mashed potatoes... there is honey in honeycombs and so on. Grapes are normal. But fodder melon is always unsweetened. Pastries are ordinary, cakes %50 are normal. Very little again with berries and fruits.
There is no seafood at all.
In "5 stars ALL INCLUSIVE" - EVERY DAY SHOULD BE: all fruits and vegetables of the highest class, lamb, lyulya and shish kebab and fried baked meat! Seafood!
There was no barbecue at all.
By the way, I understood why everything is peppered - WHAT NOT TO EAT! : o)) They save on vacationers so, according to the Soviet way... (Then I found out who the new owners of the hotel were and understood everything. )
Often, for some reason, it is difficult to find a free clean table in a restaurant - they do not clean for a very long time! You stand with a child, for your money, with plates - and the waiters don’t even “see” like. But they dragged off a couple of times, for some reason, what we only scored for ourselves and moved away for something else (?! ). Madhouse.
In the Lobby bar, both the boy and I were ignored, it is not clear why even the Germans-French who came after me would be served at first (until I turned to the reception again) - although we had a milkshake (to the kid) and that's it... "service".
The territory is really green, beautiful, many birds, funny lizards.
A good area near the mountain (through a tunnel) for mini-golf, archery, tennis, tennis, mini-club, animation for 4 (although I don’t like it anywhere at all - that’s all for collective farmers). It's good that there are no idiotic "discotheques" near the hotel for two dozen drunks - like in some hotels (because of which the WHOLE hotel does not sleep, but the administration does not care - it got into this: the Venice hotel, for example, in Antalya, fooled around with such discos at night ). It is more or less quiet here, sometimes the truth is the so-called. "live music" at night bothered, besides poor quality. I had to close the windows tightly. Well, at least it wasn’t hot, and therefore we didn’t suffocate until morning.
The beach is normal only to the water. Then large pebbles and stones the size of a head, incl. - go only crawling, otherwise injuries are guaranteed or pain at best (and swimming in shoes is what's the point of going to the sea at all? ). The pier is very short. and when the waves swept away two gatherings, they didn’t do it for almost a week - excuses said "the season is closing. " Until I insisted at the reception - they did not (! ). True, there is a pontoon, but during the excitement it is taken away from the shore by a meter - and it is this meter that is, literally, a stumbling block.
There are no showers on the beach (! ! 1-2 on the way to the hotel).
After all, you can clear the entrance of these stones (then such a smooth stone slab and then sand (meters from 2 depths). You can also make wooden entries into the sea, the pier is longer. You can give normal rooms without bribes and make normal food. But for some reason they don’t...
The water in the pools after October 4 was icy, and on the slides it was icy to the point of stupor (8-10 degrees maybe! ). At night, the air temperature sometimes dropped to 5 degrees. From October 3 to October 10, a strong icy wind blew from the north.
Towels only at the beginning of the new issued, and then washed worn (but clean). But to hand them over in the evening is a problem - the exchange closes early.
I liked the excursion to the local mountain 2500 meters - there is a cable car. Lucky upstairs with the weather. Bliss! (But this has nothing to do with the hotel).
Joys: for the first time in my life I caught an octopus - at first a small one - it lived in a beer glass at a depth of 5 meters. And then a large one (about 50 cm! ) - under the pier. Hands. I thought a big fish was swimming. But it's me - it's normal to dive into the sea for 3 hours - otherwise the sea near the hotel in Kemer is also poor as in Antalya and Belek. Although there seem to be stones, but there is almost no life under water (as I assumed). Fish with his son caught - a trifle in the main. The main thing here is - figs you will enter and figs you will leave the sea without pain or injury (literally).
BUT! Another anecdote: He asked to fry - the boy caught a fish on a hook and my octopuses - they balked so much - he barely persuaded! In other hotels, all the chefs are happy for you - that you caught; they discuss: they ask how, for what, where, they smile, - and here it’s as if I’m not a guest in 5-star all-inclusive, but somewhere in the North Korean canteen I beg for strangers’ bones...
I liked that there is a large pool where artesian and sea water are mixed (only it is very cold in October in it, they could have heated it).
Free canoes and catamarans - for all inclusive, this is also normal.
It's funny: about the neighboring hotel... how is it... Amara Dolce Vita Tekirova was generally overwhelmed by the Turks, the guards do not allow you to pass by their beach along the water. I wanted to pass by them - there are rocks in the water beyond their territory - I thought to dive with a mask. "You need troubles - you can't go! Who are you, Russ? ! Oh, Russ, everything is so bad... ", etc. 6 people came running. The son got scared already. Despite the fact that their vacationers passed through the Euphoria beach and no one touched them (and rightly so). Until the police were called, they did not move away . . Passed, dived. So these freaks poked their noses at my kid (while diving) and started to scare him... I had to get out and drive.
I treat all this in general calmly and philosophically - I was just VERY surprised by the "service" and the sea in Euphoria Tekirova. And deception from Tez-tour. I hope they will somehow compensate for the shortage by the day, a miserable torture transfer and the actual absence of "all inclusive" and 5 * (sent a claim to them).
Despite everything, my son and I got our rest (twice the price). But in Tekirova's Euphoria, never and never (well, unless the prices are twice as low as 4 stars - and because it's not ell inclusive). Search better.
The bus to the airport was with some kind of child seats or for pygmies. It is not convenient for a normal man or woman to wear them - impossibly narrow and from the seat the belt locks stick out (!! ). "Tez tour" and pay attention to it!
By the way, it's a VERY long drive from the airport - prices and therefore should be much lower. But no.
Upon arrival, they offered a bungalow on the ground floor (although I ordered at least 2 floors through the operator! ). The number is four stars. . . You can't see the sea at all. Passers-by walk past the windows. . . Refused. Then they extorted a bribe of 300 dollars from me at the reception for a normal room (in the main building) - they agreed on 200! ! I didn’t want to spoil the rest - once I arrived, I had to snatch my own. Let them choke. Dali, indeed, on the third floor in the center - already a good room... With a good view of the sea. For newlyweds : o)). C / a separate. But there is no door to the bathroom - at all! So that the young people looked at each other without interruption. I asked for a curtain - they hung it up quickly.
Cleaned up clean. Every day. This is fine.
Nobody asked for a tip. This is fine.
This is NOT 5 star all inclusive. That's for sure. Been to Turkey many times. To a simple question, "Why weren't they given NEVER watermelons for 2 weeks? " They lied in response: "It's not the season"....It's even funny... When I walked along the coast, I asked guests in other hotels - even in 4 and 3 stars there were watermelons in the neighborhood!
There is some kind of problem with fruits and berries (!!! ): there were no strawberries, cherries, cherries AT ALL!
Tomatoes are WHITE and tasteless! In season then, in Turkey!
All meat is peppered.
Basically EVERYTHING is chicken. . .
The chef PERSONALLY dispenses kebab (it was only three times! ) Or lamb (it was twice! ) or tuna (twice! ) - he gives out himself - no more than three or four cutlets in one hand. Disgrace!
Sausage as from cellulose (from paper).
People just want to eat and in the morning there is nothing normal except for scrambled eggs (everything is peppered or with spices) - they stand in a QUEUE for scrambled eggs (!! ).
Every day is the same. The chef sees everything - but does not organize a second person or a point for scrambled eggs. The goal is to eat less. . . Silent scene. . . Five stars. . .
But you can feed a child - there are cereals, salads, mashed potatoes... there is honey in honeycombs and so on. Grapes are normal. But fodder melon is always unsweetened. Pastries are ordinary, cakes %50 are normal. Very little again with berries and fruits.
There is no seafood at all.
In "5 stars ALL INCLUSIVE" - EVERY DAY SHOULD BE: all fruits and vegetables of the highest class, lamb, lyulya and shish kebab and fried baked meat! Seafood!
There was no barbecue at all.
By the way, I understood why everything is peppered - WHAT NOT TO EAT! : o)) They save on vacationers so, according to the Soviet way... (Then I found out who the new owners of the hotel were and understood everything. )
Often, for some reason, it is difficult to find a free clean table in a restaurant - they do not clean for a very long time! You stand with a child, for your money, with plates - and the waiters don’t even “see” like. But they dragged off a couple of times, for some reason, what we only scored for ourselves and moved away for something else (?! ). Madhouse.
In the Lobby bar, both the boy and I were ignored, it is not clear why even the Germans-French who came after me would be served at first (until I turned to the reception again) - although we had a milkshake (to the kid) and that's it... "service".
The territory is really green, beautiful, many birds, funny lizards.
A good area near the mountain (through a tunnel) for mini-golf, archery, tennis, tennis, mini-club, animation for 4 (although I don’t like it anywhere at all - that’s all for collective farmers). It's good that there are no idiotic "discotheques" near the hotel for two dozen drunks - like in some hotels (because of which the WHOLE hotel does not sleep, but the administration does not care - it got into this: the Venice hotel, for example, in Antalya, fooled around with such discos at night ). It is more or less quiet here, sometimes the truth is the so-called. "live music" at night bothered, besides poor quality. I had to close the windows tightly. Well, at least it wasn’t hot, and therefore we didn’t suffocate until morning.
The beach is normal only to the water. Then large pebbles and stones the size of a head, incl. - go only crawling, otherwise injuries are guaranteed or pain at best (and swimming in shoes is what's the point of going to the sea at all? ). The pier is very short. and when the waves swept away two gatherings, they didn’t do it for almost a week - excuses said "the season is closing. " Until I insisted at the reception - they did not (! ). True, there is a pontoon, but during the excitement it is taken away from the shore by a meter - and it is this meter that is, literally, a stumbling block.
There are no showers on the beach (! ! 1-2 on the way to the hotel).
After all, you can clear the entrance of these stones (then such a smooth stone slab and then sand (meters from 2 depths). You can also make wooden entries into the sea, the pier is longer. You can give normal rooms without bribes and make normal food. But for some reason they don’t...
The water in the pools after October 4 was icy, and on the slides it was icy to the point of stupor (8-10 degrees maybe! ). At night, the air temperature sometimes dropped to 5 degrees. From October 3 to October 10, a strong icy wind blew from the north.
Towels only at the beginning of the new issued, and then washed worn (but clean). But to hand them over in the evening is a problem - the exchange closes early.
I liked the excursion to the local mountain 2500 meters - there is a cable car. Lucky upstairs with the weather. Bliss! (But this has nothing to do with the hotel).
Joys: for the first time in my life I caught an octopus - at first a small one - it lived in a beer glass at a depth of 5 meters. And then a large one (about 50 cm! ) - under the pier. Hands. I thought a big fish was swimming. But it's me - it's normal to dive into the sea for 3 hours - otherwise the sea near the hotel in Kemer is also poor as in Antalya and Belek. Although there seem to be stones, but there is almost no life under water (as I assumed). Fish with his son caught - a trifle in the main. The main thing here is - figs you will enter and figs you will leave the sea without pain or injury (literally).
BUT! Another anecdote: He asked to fry - the boy caught a fish on a hook and my octopuses - they balked so much - he barely persuaded! In other hotels, all the chefs are happy for you - that you caught; they discuss: they ask how, for what, where, they smile, - and here it’s as if I’m not a guest in 5-star all-inclusive, but somewhere in the North Korean canteen I beg for strangers’ bones...
I liked that there is a large pool where artesian and sea water are mixed (only it is very cold in October in it, they could have heated it).
Free canoes and catamarans - for all inclusive, this is also normal.
It's funny: about the neighboring hotel... how is it... Amara Dolce Vita Tekirova was generally overwhelmed by the Turks, the guards do not allow you to pass by their beach along the water. I wanted to pass by them - there are rocks in the water beyond their territory - I thought to dive with a mask. "You need troubles - you can't go! Who are you, Russ? ! Oh, Russ, everything is so bad... ", etc. 6 people came running. The son got scared already. Despite the fact that their vacationers passed through the Euphoria beach and no one touched them (and rightly so). Until the police were called, they did not move away . . Passed, dived. So these freaks poked their noses at my kid (while diving) and started to scare him... I had to get out and drive.
I treat all this in general calmly and philosophically - I was just VERY surprised by the "service" and the sea in Euphoria Tekirova. And deception from Tez-tour. I hope they will somehow compensate for the shortage by the day, a miserable torture transfer and the actual absence of "all inclusive" and 5 * (sent a claim to them).
Despite everything, my son and I got our rest (twice the price). But in Tekirova's Euphoria, never and never (well, unless the prices are twice as low as 4 stars - and because it's not ell inclusive). Search better.
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