Youth don't go there!

Written: 25 august 2010
Travel time: 27 july — 7 august 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 2.0
It was the first time I was abroad, but, despite this, the hotel unpleasantly surprised me. I don’t know what and how is “usually” in Turkey and what is happening in other hotels, so I will write about my impressions. And what is important for someone or not - let him draw his own conclusions, because for someone the beach is the most important thing, for someone the amount of booze, etc.
So, we arrived at the hotel at about 10 am, checked in at about 12, while we ate, looked around, the time just flew by.
1. Territory of the hotel. I liked it, everything is blooming around, everything is green and beautiful, sometimes two white rabbits run around the hotel, almost tame, in general - an oasis. Territory -5.
2. Rooms - small, shovels-like furniture, linen is all old, plumbing is the cheapest that can be. We went in and my wife just sighed dejectedly - Yeah... For the room - 3 lived in a bungalow on the first floor.

3. Bath on the territory of the hotel, hammam. Outraged the most! In order to convince you to go, they are overwhelmed with promises - and there will be a jacuzzi at the end of the session and for 2.5 hours they will crumple, wash and heal-exfoliate. In fact, everything is with rest, smoke breaks, etc. took 1.5 hours maximum, we were not provided with a jacuzzi, Roman deceived, said - Come tomorrow, okay? Now I can’t, it doesn’t work, but tomorrow they didn’t come because. while the bath staff is frankly impudent while doing a massage, trying to take off the bra, get under the panties, the wife slowed down her hand in the pubic area, trying to untie the strap on the panties, etc. , and constantly chatting and laughing on these topics among themselves - “Gyr-gyr- gyr strap "and allegedly accidentally pulls the strap on the panties, while they are doing a massage, they rub against the leg with a member, you remove your insolent hands - you are indignant -" Ay, how can I do a massage? In general, the wife came out of there like a beaten dog (and this is $ 40 on the nose !!! ), if she had said at that time they would have been beaten. In general, who goes for what, but I do not advise exclusively! Bath - 2.
4. Food. I am not a gourmet, so I liked the food in general, but mostly monotonous - rice, potatoes, chicken... A sea of ​ ​ u200bu200bvarious salads, many delicious desserts, fruits were mostly watermelons and oranges, very rarely grapes. There was always enough food, nothing sour / stale was noticed, they always ate from the belly. It is always hot in the restaurant, the air conditioners work only for the first hour, then they are turned off (to chew faster? ) - just a steam room. Food - 4 for no fruit.
5. Drinking - beer, local Raki vodka, gin, white/red wine and EVERYTHING! No whiskey, no cognac! All booze just tastes disgusting. You can drink so much beer that your stomach is ready to burst, but you are not in one eye. Beer is poured into a glass so that the foam is more than half (bartenders specially shake the glass when pouring), drank in two sips and again in line. Wine is real vinegar, only red wine became more or less normal in the end, and then we mixed it 50/50 with sprite, getting a pleasant “sparkling wine”. With such a drink and assortment, the question arises - Why do I need such an “All Inclusive” if you won’t drink it for nothing! Drink - 3
6. Room cleaning. And with a dollar and without a dollar for tea - they cleaned up equally badly, the cherry stone on the floor became dear and close to us  )), one bedspread can be twisted into a bow on the bed (it was the highest figure, and... the only one), and the second peacefully and wallow on the refrigerator. For 11 nights, towels were changed only 3 times and all three times I had to demand a change at the reception. Previously, when reading reviews, I did not attach any importance to this, but if you wipe yourself with a damp towel for several days, you will understand these grumblers. Cleaning is done in the afternoon in the very heat, when most of the rest in the hotel is inconvenient. Cleaning - 3.

7. Hotel staff (bartenders and waiters). I concluded - you need to behave with these guys in a Baiy way - bring / take away, no more. You smile, wink in response - they begin to become impudent (you are now friends, aren't you) - they can put their dirty plates on your table when cleaning the tablecloth from the next table, then smile friendly, take it all away and leave without taking your dirty dishes. You took a table on the street, where it is not hot and beautiful, and when you came to eat - a Lithuanian family sits there and chews peacefully - this is the senior waiter threw your cap into the restaurant on the table, and he nicely seated "non-Russian" tourists. He scolded him for this - he became like silk - “any drink to this gentleman” (despite the closing of the bar), “friend, choose any table you want”, etc. sings for the whole restaurant, several times, flirting, clarifies whether it’s right to pick up a dirty plate or you haven’t eaten yet. Waiters / bartenders - 3.
8. Beach. Guys, it just doesn't exist!! ! There is a sand area 30 * 30 meters, covered with an awning and completely lined with sunbeds, which are already missing at 10 am. The entrance is small pebbles, there are no stones, I think it will be convenient with children, closer to 15 hours all the garbage and especially algae approach the shore and the sea becomes dirty. From the hotel to the beach about 5 minutes walk, the road did not bother. Naturally, there is no bar on this piece of sand, there is only a vending machine with water, Where the people who write reviews saw alcoholic drinks there, I can’t imagine. Beach -3.
9. Animation. The animators are a solid five, these guys do not eat their bread in vain - from morning to evening, volleyball, then water polo, belly dancing, step dances, shooting from air rifles, darts, they never pass by, always on the positive and willingly share it with vacationers. The hotel has a playground and a separate animator for them (Hello Christine), so the children do not get bored either. In the evening, first, a program for children - they sing songs, dance, dance, then the show for adults begins, everything is very fun, not vulgar and funny! Hi Chita (Iho-hooooooo), Nikita with his “Show dad love”, and Buzz is just a darling, you are great! If not for them, then the rest would have been completely calf-restaurant-bar-beach. Animation - 5
And the last thing to note - once there was a small force majeure - during the animation, a person fell back along with a chair, either he went through the heat, or he hit the back of his head - he passed out and did not breathe (judging by the fact that he was given artificial respiration ). I don’t know how it all would have ended if there hadn’t been a doctor among the vacationers, because from the side of the hotel everyone just watched peacefully, and no doctor came from their side, although the hotel staff claimed that the doctor arrived after 2 minutes, but the victim refused help (I wonder how you can refuse help being passed out)! In general, be careful! ; )

Total: I think the hotel does not pull on 4 *, a solid C grade, not a youth one iota, a hotel for grandmothers and children. Have a nice rest on the gentle and warm Mediterranean Sea!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original