это не отдых this is not a vacation

At the moment we are "on vacation" in Turkey, in the vaunted village of Beldibi. As promised, we received the sea, the sun, the beach and the pine trees.
Let's start from the beginning, our vacation was conceived as a vacation together in the hospitable country of Turkey in a comfortable hotel on the Mediterranean coast. For a long time we chose a hotel for ourselves according to simple criteria: meet the amount, internet, first line. We read reviews, consulted with friends who had already traveled, came to a travel agency, then we were offered a completely different option for a hotel, we decided to trust, and once again we were convinced that we had to choose ourselves, then it would not be so insulting to face reality.
Description of the hotel (dear tourists, vacationers, please, make the description of the hotel more, and not how cute the animators were))) the hotel is small, but on the seashore with its own small beach and tiny territory. It may seem cozy and convenient for parents with young children. The pebbly beach is difficult to do without slippers, but its great advantage is that there is a pier. Because the territory is small, so there are no slides, no football, no basketball, there is a tennis table in the assembled form, there is a swimming pool with a bar that does not work, there is a children's paddling pool.

Rooms - they are just tiny with terribly worn furniture. A bathroom is worse than a nuclear war. Shower, toilet, sink, even a hairdryer - it seems to have everything for a normal rest. But what happens to the bathroom when you take a shower is full of shooting, there is a shower with a plastic tray, which is already covered with rust for many years, and the water does not go away, it accumulates and overflows, as a result, the entire floor is in stagnant dirty water . The towels are already in such a shabby state that there is no desire to use them. The room - I repeat, tiny, shock and surprise - there is not even a couple of glasses here. Sometimes it just surprises on what grounds stardom and pluses are assigned to it. Air conditioning is a separate attraction of the room, to say that it is old and worn out is to say nothing, it just fell apart in front of our eyes.
Internet - as it turned out, there is still a hotel, and again a surprise ! ! - through the cord! at the reception desk, one at a time on a first-come, first-served basis.
The most pleasant moment in our check-in at the hotel: yes, they gave us a room at 8 am, and what a room it was! ! A miracle of miracles is a separate house, combined with a leather shop on the street side. It's not a very pleasant feeling to live at a human level without windows and a balcony where food for the kitchen is unloaded. Of course, we asked to change this room.
The hotel has a safe (it is not located in the room, but at the reception desk), which we were immediately offered for $ 2 per day, in case of refusal, they take a receipt from the tourists that they refused the safe and signed it.
The most interesting thing is food, although it is difficult to call it this word. If you are a vegetarian or count calories, then you will survive here, and if you are an ordinary, normal person who loves meat and fish, then this hotel is definitely not for you. Breakfast - there is not even elementary porridge at least some, there are cereals, sliced ​ ​ u200bu200bsausages (1 type, not the first freshness), cheese (1 type, also not the first freshness), tea and coffee - just disgusting, juices - diluted powders. Once there were boiled eggs. Lunch - hot - eternal pasta, maybe vegetables or potatoes, meat is something incredible, there is no fish at all, and very often served in a mixed form (pasta + potatoes + vegetables) that was not eaten yesterday. Standard set: cucumbers, tomatoes, grass, marinade, fruits - apples, plums, melon. Local sweet treats, this is the only thing that is fresh and tasty on the whole buffet. Dinner - hot - leftovers from lunch, cold - the same cut. And so every day.
There is nothing to say about the animation, because. never saw anything.

So, we get to this day an uncomfortable rest. Everyone chooses for himself the option that suits him, as our hotel guide from the Pegas Touristik company said: “Is this a three-ruble note, what did you want? ”.
We wish you the best holiday)
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