Не в восторге.. Not happy..

I say right away that I am not going to give any unambiguous assessment of the hotel, I will simply describe how everything was, point by point.
My friend and I checked into the hotel in the afternoon, we were met by a young boy who "does not solve any issues and does not work here at all. " We heard this in response to a request to change the number. But I brought the suitcases, thank you.
The room turned out, as we feared, overlooking the pool. No relaxation. Music yells (wild dyts-dyts, then they turned on another, good, and quieter one). From the balcony you can see the whole bar and the pool. Smell of chlorine at times.

Shower cabin - for very slender guests. How big people fit in there is a mystery to me. The sink and shelf are at a very oblique angle to the wall, resulting in a constant puddle on the sink and accessories rolling off the shelf. By the way, it looks much better in the photo. I also want to warn you about soap and shampoo: shampoo with an aroma for an amateur, and almost household soap, 3x5 cm, blockade norm, in the shower it constantly slips out of hands and quickly gets wet, I had to purchase local liquid soap (olive, smells great).
The room itself is quite spacious, the repairman is good, there was not enough shade on one lamp and the TV was generally dead. He was not particularly needed, just checked - how. The remote control from the telly fell apart in the hands)))
It turned out to be cool to sleep, they asked for another blanket. In response, the administrator suggested that the two of us cover ourselves with one (is it okay that the beds are separate? ) Or heat the room with an air conditioner. All point. We don’t know how to be rude, we asked politely. A complaint to the hotel guide did not bring results, one of us had to sleep in clothes.
Denis wrote well about cleaning the room, the same thing happened to us. The floor after washing them is covered in muddy stains, they didn’t go to the balcony at all, it’s not a royal affair. They wiped the dust themselves. With the change of bed linen, an anecdote came out: I put a dollar for the maid on my bed and went to the beach. Upon my return, I find that the linen has been changed everywhere, except for my bed))) Maybe $ 1 is insulting? Then I wouldn’t take it at all)) I didn’t waste more money.
Once again, the maid showed herself on the day of eviction. We decided to wash before leaving, and she came in, let's grab towels, loudly resent something, searched the bed and left. 2 hours before scheduled time. ?! .
Speaking of towels - really rags. Somewhere full of holes, somewhere a trace from the boot)) They are suspiciously easy to throw on the floor during the rain, for example. I am not sure that they are not used in the future for their intended purpose.

I can only say good things about the food and staff. Yes, there is not enough meat, but the fish made up for the gap. Delicious and quite varied. They work politely, kindly, quietly and quickly. They know how to calm the kids. So the rating of 3 in the review is wrong, there is a five. But the guys with the lunch package let us down. When we opened it on the bus, the jaw just dropped. Small sandwich with sausage + unwashed and uncut cucumber, tomato and apple. Take note, citizens.
Animation during our stay began to swing. Although they themselves did not participate, but, thanks to the location of the room, they were aware of everything. The mini-disco songs were memorized and sung on the way home.
Yes, as for the area next to the hotel - no ice. For those who care. Abandoned area with rubbish somewhere. Have seen better. But in the background are amazing mountains. The road to the beach is not so long, you won’t have time to get tired. Is that the first time, when you will be invited from all sides for shopping and excursions.
The beach, not even wild, I liked, there was enough space for everyone. And clean. The boulders were removed, stones remained, slippers have not been canceled, I strongly recommend purchasing. We bought for $8. The sea, as always, is beautiful, it is the main thing in this whole business ; -)
The audience at the hotel was very nice, mostly families with children, the children feel great there, from the outside.
In general, what? It probably played a role that girls who come without men are automatically considered mmm... bad and are served according to the residual principle. Although we pay the same amount of our honestly earned money. In the previous Turkish 3-star hotel, I did not come across this, the maids served everyone as expected, in good faith. In this regard, I can not recommend the Larissa Park hotel to absolutely everyone)))