Hotel 1 * and someone added another 2 *

Written: 18 july 2017
Travel time: 2 — 16 july 2017
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 3.0
When they took a ticket, they knew where they were going, so they just laughed from everything that happened)))
You can only go here if you simply have no choice or as we are not going to be in a hotel at all. We only came to sleep (sometimes for lunch).
And so let's start.....HOTEL:
Bed linen stained yellow - tell me what you want from 3 * ? I have been to 3* before but there was no dirty laundry. Moreover, this is Turkey, not Tunisia and not Egypt.
TVs (I didn’t watch it) in all rooms are tied to the stand with improvised means, because they fall, be careful not to touch them at all.
The air conditioner worked but the temperature did not change. It cools at the highest power, so at night they periodically woke up, then turned it off, because they froze, then turned it on, there was nothing to breathe. Once we even slept all night without him, as he broke down, and there was no master at the hotel, he comes on call the next day.
There is no refrigerator - but this is the norm in 3 *

Cleaning was supposed to be once a week, but we were not lucky. They didn't remove it at all. And the neighbors 2 times a week))), they took a room closer to the stairs and the cleaners were comfortable. For two days I asked to clean the room, each time they wrote down on a piece of paper and said - good! But it wasn’t good))) on the third one I already cursed scandalously, after 30 minutes the cleaners appeared, accompanied by the administrator.
FOOD: tomatoes, cucumbers, mayonnaise, jam (for breakfast) and some salads from them were always in abundance. Of the "meat" were soy cutlets, soy sausage and soy meatballs. It is from SOY that there is NO meat in them at all. 2 times in 2 weeks there was chicken, 3 times liver (once hot, and 2 times cold leftovers), 2 times chicken hearts.
Fruits: for 4 days about a week they gave a tasteless melon, then it was gone. There were watermelons every day, but....if you have time to take them with the start of dinner, if not, then that’s it... you didn’t have time)))) And every day the food got worse and worse. In the end, they started eating shawarma and pizza on the street)))) By the way, pizza is not bad in the center opposite the Domino Pizza clock tower near the fountain. We also tried Turkish with pepperoni.
There were coffee and tea. On the street, chilled without delicious Jupi drinks, well, except for green (nothing like that) and water with a cooler.
BAR: It's funny to call it that, but it's a bar. open from 10-00 at lunch from 15-00 to 17-00 does not work. and the bartender is just a waiter, so he is constantly absent from the bar. There is a gin, but BEER cannot be guarded, then the equipment broke, then the keg ended, then something else. In short, you can’t catch him, you have to sit for hours and wait)))) 2 types of wine.
Cola was constantly running out, but sprite and fanta were always there, but! These are not Coca-Cola and Fanta, but are simply drinks that are similar in color and very far from diluted originals.
BUT I WILL SAY ONE! We talked with guys from other hotels, including from 4 * FOOD EVERYWHERE IS SUCH! In addition to 5 * there are lamb and turkey....
This is apparently after our tourists did not go, the hotels had no money, now the prices are bent, but there is no money to feed normally.
Swimming pool: dirty floating leaves from trees and hair from people)))) The water is very warm.

Beach: you need to go to the hotel beach by minibus that departs from the hotel 2 times in the morning with a break of half an hour - an hour and 2 times in the afternoon with the same gap. for lunch at the hotel brings and for dinner too.
A trip to the beach is free, but the beach itself is PAYED $ 1 per person. There are not enough sun loungers for everyone, the beach is not really equipped. We went once, we were never there again.
There is also a city beach walking slowly for about 20 minutes (we were not embarrassed). There are sunbeds for a fee. from $2 to $5 but the water there is just a buzz! This is a bay. True, there are a lot of people. But this is not a hindrance, we almost never left the water. PARADISE! Plus a bunch of all sorts of cafes with very tasty draft Tuborg, ice cream and more.
In the center in the cafes you can eat delicious food. This is exactly what I recommend. They cook very tasty food. A portion of lamb skewers, rice, salad, sauce costs between 22-24 lira, a course of about 1 lira = 16.7 rubles Plus, you get a plate of salty cheese and butter for free, local flat cakes (cool) and at the end, a free choice of tea or coffee. Delicious. We ate at "Pasha kebab" cafe.
A fair-market comes to Kemer 2 times a week. On Monday, vegetables, fruits and seafood, and on Tuesday a textile market. The prices there are cheaper than in stores.
But what struck me was that the prices there are the more expensive the more you go into the depths)))))) It is always more expensive with us from the edge)
Cherries, peaches, nectarines, grapes - $1 Strawberries, figs - $2
We bought shrimp for $18 per kilo (they are cooked right there on the spot). This is something! It feels like eating crayfish with our ice creams. Delicious.
But by themselves, both the director and the receptionist are very responsive and good people.
I didn’t take a photo of the hotel, because I don’t want such a horror to remain in memory.

By the way..... none of the travel agencies know of such a hotel. As it turned out, in order to hide the negative of vacationers, they change their name. It used to be the Stone House Hotel, that's how everyone knows it. ))) even on the bracelets that we were given it is written that way and not Heracles)))))))
If you have any questions ask, I will answer!
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