Ужас ужасный Horror terrible

I will write briefly.
1. Hotel on the second line between two roads. Road noise is always heard!
It is stuffy in the hotel itself, in the rooms at night your air conditioner will be turned off, in the morning you will wake up from the fact that there is nothing to breathe (this is in July). You won't be able to sleep with the window open - the track is on both sides.
2. Lack of any service.
The hotel is self-service throughout. Starting from cleaning - the floor was never wiped, like mirrors, ending with a "restaurant" - this is not a restaurant, so that you have an idea - a fast food restaurant - ran in, stood in line for food, found a place - scored it with a plate with his food - ran to the bar, took a drink, ran to another - took a drink, sat down, ate, drank and bam - the restaurant is closing - free......

3. Entering the sea - huge stones, bricks, paving slabs - all this is immediately in the water, you can turn your legs if you don’t fall on your stomach and swim. If you fell and did not run into a wire and swam - lucky! Come from the pier is better.
4. The beach is small for a hotel, there is not enough place for everyone to lie down. I swam in the sea - and scratch across the road back to the hotel, there is not even a bar on the sea, there is over the sea by the pool - for beer lovers without snacks.
5. Receptionist and guest relations officer - be careful with them - they are at least "co-owners of the hotel". Do not enter into conflicts with them, you will be sent in all languages.
As a result - worse than a hotel that is drawn that it is 5 stars, we have not seen. Be honest, give yourself 3 stars and experiment with vacationers.