GENTLEMEN CHICKEN NALVES, BEANS AND HERBS FOR SUCH BABKI THIS IS IMPRESCIENCE!!!

Written: 28 august 2012
Travel time: 18 — 25 august 2012
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 5.0
Navels, beans and herbs for such money is impudence.
Review Summary
GOD, WE WERE SHOCKED!! ! service and food at the hotel killed our love for Turkey. For the rest of my life I will remember the words of our friend from Russia, which he said in the first 20 minutes of his stay at the hotel - "I was told that everything is on for me, and everything is probably off for me! And so all the Russians and Ukrainians living in the hotel thought!
Hotel location
It takes about 15 minutes to go to the beach, I advise you not to take the bus, if you still go to Grand Beauty, admire the beauty of Kemer, because there is nothing to rejoice in the bus and in the hotel!
Hotel area

In principle, there are no complaints about the size, you will only see greenery along the fence when you leave and come to the hotel, there are no plantings around the pool, 2 pools are terrible that Turks will lie down near the pool on sun loungers and stupidly stare at Russian Ukrainian girls, even if the husband is not shy around ! The wife says disgustingly, they look with hungry eyes like they are looking at meat. But not everyone is like that, there were Turks with whom it was pleasant to communicate. One even looked like my father, although his father is Russian. THERE ARE NO WATER SLIDES, THE SAUNA DOES NOT WORK, THE JACUZZI DOES NOT WORK, THERE ARE NO SHOPS ON THE HOTEL TERRITORY.
Hotel rooms
The rooms are very beautiful! Everything that is written is there, EXCEPT CLEANING THE SRACH WAS A WHOLE WEEK NOBODY CHANGED TOWELS AND DID NOT WASH THE FLOOR IMITATED CLEANING WITH A TOWEL PLACED IN THE FORM OF A BUTTERFLY ON THE BED! Wife makes such a butterfly in 15 seconds!
Service
The staff, in principle, is normal, but they do not know the Russian language at all, few English! There was a case when our friends asked us to put coffee in a vase (by the way, we prepared coffee ourselves), and the Turkish waiter sweared to a 16-year-old brat - "NO CAVA" until Katya shoved a vase in his face "KAVA APPEARED" !!!
Nutrition
YES GENTLEMEN ALL INCLUSIVE (BEANS, HERBS, CHICKEN NALVES, TOMATOES, BOILED EGGS, OMELETTE, LOTS OF SAUSAGE AND CHEESE - BUT eating this shit is impossible! ) SRACH ON THE TABLES ALWAYS !!!! ! FROM FRUIT ONLY WATERMELON, NO MEAT!
Sea beach
THERE IS NO OWN BEACH AT THE GRAND BEAUTY THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CARRIED ON THE NEAREST, probably at interest they sit what exactly they carry here, $ 3 PER PERSON for umbrellas, sun loungers THIS IS THE PRICE FOR THE WHOLE DAY SECOND TIME A DAY DO NOT PAY ! ! THE SEA IS VERY BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPES ARE BEAUTIFUL! THIS CALISTA BEACH IS SANDY BUT TO THE RIGHT TO THE LEFT THERE ARE ALREADY A LITTLE MORE POEBLES.
Entertainment and sports
THERE IS NO ANIMATION IN THE HOTEL THERE WERE NOT EVEN MUSIC THE ANIMATOR WAS BUSY WITH RUSSIAN UGLY WOMAN UNTIL WE WERE TIRED OF ALL THIS AND WE DID NOT "ASK HIM TO DO HIS JOB" FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE EVENING THERE WAS COMPETITIONS AND MUSIC. FURTHER THE ANIMator CONTINUED TO TAKE YOUTH TO TURKISH PAID DISCO, PROBABLY AGAIN IN PERCENTAGES! ? TABLE TENNIS WERE REPAIRED WITH ANOTHER PLASTIC BALLS THEM HAVE TO BE PUT IN HOT WATER!
Children
THERE IS NOTHING FOR CHILDREN EXCEPT ONE BALL AND A POOL!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original