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I love Turkey, for the first time I persuaded my husband. I wanted to show how wrong he was that he had not gone before. Specially read reviews, decided in Kemer abruptly, Kilikia Resort 5 * Tekerova Oll inc. They write that the hotel is noisy at night, it is necessary to take new buildings. Everything was taken into account. We bought a ticket through Tui for 10 days for more than a hundred. Departure at night, arrived (a / c Iraero very good impressions), transfer, hotel, 10 am and it started. . there are no seats. Settlement at 14:00 was asked to take a walk and have breakfast, no problem, if only they would give the rooms that we ask. At 14:15 - there are no places, at 15:20 - not yet, at 16:55 they gave the key, brought the suitcases and was stunned. A one-story, damp, dark, shabby room with a loophole instead of a window. Well, ok, we are so tired that we decided not to fall apart, then we will change. We slept badly, it was stuffy, we were afraid to turn on the air conditioner all night, you couldn’t open the “window” because the music of the concert beats even drowning out the TV and so on until 12, then the disco starts in the hotel nearby and the lawn sprinklers turn on, which hit right through the window ? ? ?????? . We got better, walked around the hotel, realized that they had given a room not in the old, not in the new building, but it was not clear which apartments were in the middle of the hotel. By the evening of the next day, they asked to change the room (there were three families of such poor fellows), we were politely told in 2 days, because it was a big check-in. Well, ok, we are not from sissies and not from brawlers, we will suffer. While enjoying the sea)) good close. Entertainment on the beach is a parachute and a banana, which does not get people. We went for a peeling for an even tan, in the end it didn’t come in handy))) The hotel is certainly not 5k, not even a solid 4k, well, the food corresponds, although the food is almost always. Arrogant staff, there is no animation at all, only the same thing for children, well, artists come on Thursdays. Of course I liked it. Well, I'm talking about relocation. On the 4th day (by the way, one of them was cleaned for 1 euro once, then they didn’t come in at all) we moved to a room in a new building. This, of course, is heaven and earth: with mirrored cabinets, new appliances, a shower room behind glass, and here one would rejoice and get high, but fell down with a temperature and a terrible sore throat. The throat was swollen twice, then a cough developed. Antibiotics, colds, etc. were with them, there was no cough, they bought it there for as much as 40 euros, it’s not cheaper. It didn't get any easier. Wondered where they could catch a cold. We met those who moved with us and they all have a sore throat. In the last two days the temperature subsided and it was possible to swim. I had to refuse all excursions, because I didn’t have the strength, I didn’t buy anything (we planned textiles, winter clothes and gifts). The flight back with a stuffy nose was not as easy as going there. Here we are in Moscow. Two days have passed, the cough is terrible, the attacks cannot be stopped until vomiting. We went to the Doctor, he said that it was not a cold, but a very powerful infection from the air conditioner, which we swallowed for four days??? ? , detachment of the bronchi and lymph nodes with a fist. All the charms flowing. As a result, both the parents and the guests who gathered to celebrate our arrival were infected. It's been two weeks since we arrived, on sick leave together, We can't get rid of the cough. PS: take dollars with you, it’s not profitable with the euro this year, change money as needed, they take bucks everywhere, be sure to have a first aid kit, otherwise you’ll go broke, if it still happened, buy away from the TailolHot hotel (like our teraflu, but received Nobel Prize). The charms of the hammam are sloppy, the husband wiped the mole into the blood, although they warned about it, during the massage, the hands constantly slip into shorts and rub against the genitals. Fight back. In short, stress Well, do you still want to relax???? ?