Это было просто нечто It was just something

Firstly, we were shocked that it was such a problem to make wi-fi freely available, if you want to use it you need to go to the hall, it is in two buildings. It's such trash. . . But you can "only" buy internet for a week for $20) Nightmare. . . The internet is so weak that don't expect to sit quietly on Instagram. At times, it doesn’t work in principle, and when they approached the reception about this, they clarified with us which wi-fi problems, and when we said that it was free, the guy from the reception just grinned and we realized that everything that is free is not important in this hotel. It was the same with the hammam, it is generally zero, we basically did not go to the hotel for a fee. With regards to food, we also had no less shock, everything is very monotonous, when you enter it initially seems like a great choice, but in fact everything is the same, and very spicy . . people who have stomach problems need to be very careful! Seafood is nothing, everything is cooked terribly, the crayfish were generally old, already gray!
The sea is certainly good, but the sun loungers are occupied according to medieval customs with the help of towels and stones)) A complete failure . . Drinks in a bar near the sea are almost impossible to take, because there is always a queue))) Ayran is diluted with water, beer is also disgusting, by the way there are no juices in the hotel, which is very unusual for Turkey, there is a type of lemonade from a concentrate. We didn’t like cakes on the beach with some kind of cottage cheese, people ate, well, maybe because they couldn’t eat in the dining room, we called it that which is positioned as a restaurant)
Cleaning in the rooms is at the same level as everything else, torn pillowcases and towels are the norm for a five-star hotel) The floor is just crawling with a rag, besides our hair, the hair of the cleaners was added after cleaning) Anima is good, the kids have fun) there are darts, volleyball. The gym is so-so, people take children there like to a zoo, as a result, those who want to work out are forced to wait until the kids get drunk.

In general, five stars are sooo far away there, don’t believe the flattering reviews, I don’t know how you can want to go there again, given the overpriced cost of staying in the Lokeanika!