Turkish consumer goods

Written: 28 september 2011
Travel time: 19 — 28 september 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 2.0
28.09 Hello everyone. I am writing from the lobby bar of this establishment, the Internet is available, the speed allows you to communicate via Skype, the sofas are comfortable, the coffee from the machine is edible, this probably ends the pluses of this hotel.
Room - yes, new furniture, faucets do not leak, the toilet flushes  , outside the window there is a view of the pool and mountains and the floor with numbers 300 (second floor) - ($ 20 + a couple of phrases in Turkish (googl glory), old trick but works  ) but the room is small, stuffy!! ! How is life here in the summer? Outside the window is the end of September, Air conditioning is present, but it only works when the balcony is closed and the card (aka electronic key), i. e. in your absence, everything heats up, a bath at home. The air conditioner itself works according to a cunning economical algorithm, so that it would cool at full power and not turn off in the middle of the night, it took me three days with my higher technical education  . A TV with a screen slightly larger than a cell phone. The rooms are cleaned with high quality, shampoos, plenty of water in the refrigerator, the dust did not crawl under the beds, did not check, as some of our citizens love  ))). I will give advice, in all Muslim countries it is not necessary to leave "baksheesh" for cleaners on the first day, let them first show that they are trying, then encourage, the mentality, if the money is immediately, a sign of weakness. In the corridors, elevators (slow and glitchy), reception, canteen (you can’t call it a restaurant) - everywhere GREENHOUSE, i. e. air conditioners not working. Ridiculous savings, in the toilet near the reception, while washing my hands, the light turned on and off 4 (FOUR!!!! ) times  )).
Nutrition is an important factor for everyone, with places in the canteen not everything is so bad, of course there may be fewer people, BUT if you want to take a table on the street (I already wrote about the comfort inside), then either come a little earlier than the start of the meal, or later for an hour. I didn’t see any fantastic queues, for the so-called grill, well, 10 people at the start of the carmage, if, so it resolves after 10 minutes, the waiters clean the dishes well, you carry drinks for yourself, but thank God, I can’t stand it when you depend on someone . The food benefits are over. 1. Grill - people, where did you find the grill here? Grill - as I understand it, this is when they cook on COAL, really, really, and in LILY they fry all kinds of garbage on PROTVINA, a sort of big frying pan  )). 2. Well, everything is clear with meat - there is none. Yes, there is chicken (not always), fish, soybeans, of course, and I foresee angry responses “… well, what did you want? What do you eat at home? …. Etc. , I’ll answer right away - TERRIBLE SECRET, well, I can’t eat TOMATOES in any form, I have allergies  ((((, and now who was, imagine... sausages, chicken and in general everything if in gravy and in tomato is added to the same salad (there is a tomato or ketchup) for me it's like sprinkling with strychnine or arsenic. And now the MAIN THING, my classification of hotels with my restriction - 3 stars - do not die of hunger, 4 stars - to be full and satisfied, 5 stars (nowhere, though, 5 stars are not drawn, no, I’m lying on the bracelet on my hand, 5 stars are painted. ) - the cooks were pleased, surprised. My rating is 3. Belly, but you can fill it with something. There are NO fruits. Guys!!! ! Immediately, 10 types of cakes (of the same type) are for the countries of Turkey, Egypt - this is considered that there are no pastries. Even 4 stars are cakes, jelly, etc. and ad infinitum. Fruits - plums - as the main fruit, apples, watermelon salad, grapes NEVER more than two types: plums +....This is in a country where oranges are harvested 2 times a year, bananas. . . in poor Egypt 5 stars - IN WINTER - 5-6 types of fruit, well, isn't it a shame. Drinks - coffee machines everywhere, thank you very much for this, no juices, Top of the art of bartenders in making cocktails, Ice + lemon.

The territory and the beach - there are emotions for a whole article. The territory of the hotel - but it does not exist, a swimming pool with slides, not very large, a rocking chair for children, a stage of 5 by 5 meters, that's all. 5 stars ???? ? - WHERE??? ? Beach - 150 -200 meters to walk, no problems, the sea is clean, but this is a GENERAL beach, the width of a piece of the LILY coast is 20 meters, which means General - there is no border between the hotels, the coast is simply teeming with people. I immediately remember the Crimea and SOCHI. Here the question is not to the hotel, but to the resort. I was in Turkey for the last time in 2005 in Alanya, Turkey, to put it mildly, deteriorated. Kemer and Chumovya shocked me, why are we coming here??? ? For the last three years, winters I have been vacationing in Egypt, Movenpick in Taba or Royal Rojana in Sharm, any beach in these hotels can accommodate about 20 (TWENTY !!!!!! ) beaches of Chumaviu hotels or whatever it is. Hotel on the Hotel, window to window, on the beach ass to ass, you can’t go into the water until you get through the people, what’s the rest??? ? There is no toilet, no it is, but it is COMMON to all nearby hotels. Pebbles, this is YES, this is something, I always walked barefoot on corals, but here on the second day I ran for bathing slippers  )). Alas, you can’t drink beer at sea, only a non-alcoholic diet, pancake savings. A little digression, someone wrote that the food is fresh, not salty and not peppery, you know why? - Savings, so that you don’t want to drink, but in any excursion where drinks are paid, what kind of food ?? ? - That's right, vice versa.  )) . It is clear that there are not enough sunbeds for everyone; there is no land there to put everyone near the sea  .
Animation is not true, it is what it is, there are only 3 people. Voleball on the beach, Dartz, I saw water polo. Obligatory ram-zam-zam. A couple of times he came up to look at GUM !!! , well, Galustyan showed him funnier. The scenes are either from the category - dumb is even dumber, or I saw a scene for her, well, about 8 years old already. For those who are abroad for the first time (well, the hotel is like this and the contingent is appropriate, don’t be offended), the animation should not be the same, Turkish animation used to be considered the best, believe me, in Egypt, the Royal Rojan was the whole hotel, knew and danced the hotel dance five times a day , exercises on the seashore, and more, more, more, about 15 animators, they plowed like hell, we don’t need animation with my wife, but if you want, you don’t want to, but “grandfather? granny? plump? . . ” and you are already dancing with pleasure with your child. This is the WORK of animation.
Excursions - went exclusively with the locals. risk - yes, only with our tour operators it is the same. Fishing is a stunted camp site in the mountains, if you don’t know how to fish for trout, you can ask the instructor, he will show you. Because our skills will not lead to anything, the fish swims practically in the pools and making it swallow the bait is another task, it is easier to hit it on the head with a rod. Well, they drank, ate, they promised a baked sheep, they brought 50 grams of meat, more like boiled. Well, you can spend half a day for a change. And for a day I don’t remember what it’s called DEMRE MERA-KEKAVO something like that, we rode with a guide Oksana, a pleasant woman, you can see that there is something to tell, BUT THE SYSTEM, a professional divorce for various expenses (thanks a lot that is not intrusive), church shops (imity we have a persistent after ISRAEL), ONYX FACTORY, etc. , etc. But I advise you to visit, there is something to see.
TOTAL: I didn’t like the resort, the beaches are overloaded, the prices are not adequate. Hotel 3 well 3+, not 5 of course, this is not even in a nightmare. Economy class. Understand me angry readers, a good rest is not getting drunk from the belly, not getting drunk, and not what “KU” would do in front of you at the reception, NO. Rest just consists of little things, clean dishes, a free sunbed in a place you like, a leisurely conversation over a cup of coffee, a comfortable pillow in the room and 1000 more such little things, for some reason I remembered, 2004 Turkey, Alanya, Avsalar, Anabela 3 * hotel, breakfast, the same boiled eggs, three vats "1 minute", "3 minutes", "5 minutes. " cooking, special coasters for eggs, a special spoon and you eat neatly with a spoon and do not get your hands dirty - 2011 White Lily tray there are half-beaten boiled eggs and you clean them with your hands and then under a flashing light, wash your hands in a stuffy toilet, catch the difference. Therefore, Judging by this hotel, I will not rest in Turkey in the near future, no desire. Bye everyone, I'm going to take a table.
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