Врагу не посоветую I would not recommend to an enemy

Unfortunately, I was there for 10 nights (when the bracelet was cut in the morning, I even got excited from freedom and that it was all over). The purpose of this post is not the accumulated negativity from staying in this hotel (I am a positive person without excessive manners and demands), but only objectivism so that you make the right choice. I hope that my comments will help you to make it, that you got a good vacation, and not ruined days and wasted money.
I have been in Turkey 6 times before in hotels of different categories and different regions, so I have experience and I know how it can be. After that, I told myself that I would not go again, because there is a second world: I am an experienced traveler (only last year I was in 9 countries). COVID-19 limited my choice (and I understood that it would affect the quality of service to some extent), so I looked at Turkey. But…
1. The concept of the hotel.
a) Category 16+: Nothing like that, there were more children than adults.

Deception.
b) Ultra All Inclusive: This, as it turns out, includes ice cream (from 4 to 5 pm), gosleme cakes (from 11 am to 4 pm) and only 4 foreign-made drinks (I dust martin with bitter, although vermouth is one of the these 4, but they poured local shmurdyak). Therefore, do not expect that you will be poured something like a river, only ice cream and tortillas (which I will talk about later).
Conclusion: this is not UAI, they will deceive you and take more money for the letter U, and the children will ruin it with screams like a beach holiday. don’t get into the water” or something similar), and in a restaurant (crazy moms on the run for food for their kid, taking 5 servings and drinks so that the child doesn’t get enough, since there is no food for the family).
2. Territory.
a) It is not there: There is 1 building on the territory, under which there is a terrace with about 50 seats (not enough - sit in the hotel lobby or in the second place) and nothing more (no exaggeration). No playgrounds, no flowers, gardens and trees.
b) Swimming pool: very small 20 people.
c) The main attraction of the hotel is… Starbucks, which is right on the property (I wonder if Starbucks knows about this). This means that strangers will come to the territory at Starbucks. This is the most stupid and crazy decision.
d) The beach is separated from the hotel ...by a pedestrian road - the promenade of Kemer. Since there are no fences in the hotel and there are security guards too, it seems that anyone can enter the hotel, but fortunately I did not see anyone without bracelets in the hotel.
Conclusion: there is nothing to do with children there, you will not be safe, because strangers are on the territory and near it.
3. Beach.
a) Everywhere it is written that the private beach.

But by this the hotel understands that they can sell sun loungers to non-residents of the hotel. Accordingly, you will be able to see that unfamiliar faces lie on half of the beach, respectively, you and your things are not safe. How do you understand that these people are Turks, who are given the best places on the beach, bow at the waist, etc.
b) Rattan loungers (at 10 am already heated so that they cannot be touched), straw umbrellas. But in principle, it’s normal: cover the sunbed with two towels for the entire length and you can lie down.
c) The first 2 rows of sun loungers by the sea are on pebbles, the rest are on sand. But do not expect that in the morning you will find a seat even in the fourth or fifth row. People occupy them as early as 5-30 in the morning (I saw it with my own eyes today when I left the hotel in the morning).
d) There is a pier with about 15 mattresses (on the first day there were umbrellas, then for 4 days they disappeared under the guise of “we will change”, but then they appeared: the same as before, respectively. guests, there is no other reason see).
e) There are stairs on the pier. In the morning the sea can be stormy (it happened for 2 days in a row), but in the afternoon the sea was calm and clear again. So during the storm it brought all the muck to the shore, it was impossible to enter from the shore because of the mud, only from the stairs on the pier. What do you think the hotel did during the storm?
Bingo: Just removed the ladder. And this is not a safety issue, because the waves were near the shore, and no one forbade jumping from the pier.
f) They make gozleme on the territory of the beach (remember that this is UAI) they take 10-15 pieces, because it is “paid”). They also serve ice cream here. Delicious, 4 types. But you will have to stand in line, because ours take 4 pieces in each hand, because they didn’t see ice cream either (I’m attaching a photo of the queue).
g) There is a snack bar on the beach that (due to the virus) will offer you a hamburger, fries and a piece of grilled chicken every day. There is 1 type of salad and some fruit in plastic cups). All.
h) There is a bar on the beach: everything is fine there.

i) Shower. There were 4 showers on the beach (one did not work all the days and no one did anything with it - like “three is enough for you”), ordinary, but good for use, with comfortable watering cans. A couple of days ago, the hotel decided to close the souls with beams (incl.
faucets) so that their “dear” guests would have their skin removed with salt, since the sea is very salty (I attach a photo). These beams are pieces of untreated wood, you can get hurt, drive a rolling pin, etc. They did it under the guise of "there will be an ultra-modern system. " 2 days of doing (during the daytime when all the guests are on the beach, with hammers, drills, etc. ) did. It was 4 taps with water (one still did not work), without watering cans. Accordingly, a jet of water fell on your head (in each at a different angle). The “supermodern system” also limited the time intervals when water was pouring. It was funny when the management came to accept the work and wanted to take a picture of how the "souls" work. We couldn’t: from the moment you press the shower button, you run back and try to take a picture, the time interval ended and you had to press it again. To the question “Here from it? ”answered that it was a shower and everything would be fixed in 20 minutes. After 2 hours they did it, but everything is crooked.
As a result: 4 showers, of which 1 does not work, watering cans were installed on 2, they decided not to install a watering can on 1 (just a tap with water). You ask what is with the beams. I will answer: they stayed, so this is an innovative design with elements of BDSM: to wash and get hurt, and the guests thought that it was temporary. I want to see what happens when the beams get wet from the water and fall on someone's head. I do not wish anyone, but in this hotel it is possible.
Conclusion: there are strangers on the beach, this is fraught with your safety and things.
4. Sea.
This is what it is worth going to Kemer for! Clear water, refreshing. It's the most.
5. Numbers.
a) Simple, hard three, no frills.
b) There is a hair dryer, slippers, 4 hangers.
c) Half of the nightstands in the closet are occupied by the rubbish of the hotel: here are some pieces of paper, before the safe.

d) Gels and shampoo are not always given, because there is a “full load”, so this is not a hotel problem at all, but a guest problem.
e) There were no repairs last year, as stated.
Maybe they brought some new furniture, but not in ordinary rooms (photo).
Conclusion: if you are always on the beach (my case), and come to the room to wash, change and sleep, then the minuses are not noticed.
6. Animation.
a) There is one animator who puffs himself up to entertain the tenants. The set is:
b) Darts (1 time offered)
c) Yoga (let's call it that, because it's just exercises, not always accompanied by soothing music)
d) Aqua aerobics (in the sea, because nothing will fit in the pool, especially if it will be a couple of 130-kg after gozleme and ice cream in such quantities)
e) And in the evening ...bang ...kizomba (this is very funny, because the quality is like new souls, and the eroticism of the dance is just bending over and sticking out the fifth point, which is very far from kizomba).
f) Every evening there is live music (Turkish and 70-80s) by the same musician (but the voice is excellent, that's a fact).
g) During the day, music (I won’t go into depth here, I’ll just call it “My baby, I miss you”, “I’m already 18”: I think that everything is clear. One thing is not clear why the cassettes live so long).
7. Services.
a) SPA. Anatoly Petrovich is ready to do any spa advice for you. Very suspicious dude: the feeling that you will be massaged by a guillotine with an ax. Every time I felt something was wrong, because the spa passed me by.
b) Beach towels. I will be surprised if I say that they are not eaten every morning. "They didn't bring it. " Therefore, I used the bath number and let the whole world wait.
c) Housekeeping. Since the beach is sandy, and at the exit from the beach there is no faucet to wash your feet (well, they have such a 5 * concept), then, accordingly, sand and small pebbles were always in the room, and every day you understood that the beach and you in the room.

After using suntan creams, drops remain on the floor and every day you can see that today I smeared myself in this place, and yesterday 10 cm to the right. Here's some cleaning.
d) Walks unsuccessfully on the beach and sells water sports.
e) Here I don’t know which category to attribute to: restaurants, services or animation, decide for yourself, but this is the apotheosis of apotheosis: an aunt who could enter the beach and sell ...corn ($ 2 per head, who has not yet eaten).
e) Car rental. Here I do not touch, not a motorist.
g) Wi-fi works only at the reception desk.
8. Restaurant.
a) One restaurant, most seats inside. There are places on the street. But the air conditioning system was so bad that at 37 degrees it was easier to sit outside.
b) For example, to prevent the spread of the virus, there were no napkins and salt-pepper sets on the tables so that they would not touch everything with their own hands. But by the end of the holiday, they were still on the tables, because the first was an excuse.
c) Devices are packed, salt-before disposable.
d) In the first days, even the tables were disinfected, then they scored.
d) Distribution of food. A restaurant man stands in the area with dishes, around a crowd of hungry people who are not allowed in. There is a menu on which you indicate what you want. The problem is that the translation from Turkish does not correspond to Russian, and the pictures do not correspond to Russian, and sometimes Turkish. Therefore, when you point to beans, they will bring you tomatoes; if you point to potatoes, they will bring you cheese. And they put a person who knows neither Russian nor English. And all this without air conditioning. So be prepared to sweat and spend a lot of time in lines.
f) A separate place where they cook on the grill (in the morning scrambled eggs with scrambled eggs, a separate bar, a separate place where orange juices are made in the morning), that people eat 10 dishes at a time, then such a “healthy lifestyle” in the form of fresh looks ridiculous) .
g) The food is monotonous (but tasty).
h) FISH: all fish are bony, with small bones. This is my huge disappointment.

i) There is an a la carte fish restaurant, but as it turned out, food is taken there from an ordinary restaurant, and the only difference is that it is on the roof of the hotel.
j) Conclusion: uncomfortable, queues everywhere, the staff is slow, the restaurant is not ready for this form of distribution (although this is a condition for obtaining a security certificate that the hotel has).
9. Staff.
l) Receptionist. Incomprehensible.
Either they are ready to listen and help, then they forget that they are paid money (during the day he asked for shower gel and a towel, he came at 7 pm, but they were all gone).
l) Hotel manager. You won't see him, they never come to meet anyone. Maybe he's ashamed or he's just crying because everything is not very good there, and that's what he's busy with.
m) Dunya – guest relation. A sweet girl from Turkmenistan who can do almost nothing and ends up talking to the manager.
o) Beach manager.
This is a 50-year-old devil who is ready to make money on the money already paid and will put another sunbed on your head just to earn 50 lira extra from strangers, which he lets himself onto the beach. He needs to be driven out of any hotel.
o) Ordinary staff - great guys and girls who will help, support the conversation or cheer you up with a smile.
Among them stands out beach boy Deniz (employee of the month, helpful, pleasant, calm and all the best) and a bartender on the beach who works tirelessly, serving our hungry 10 cocktails already at 10 am and until 6 pm.
d) TUI guides (the whole bus was offered to replace one letter with X, guess for yourself where). These are two men, completely apathetic. When you say something to them, they ask you to write it down on paper. What to write about? About not having a soul on the beach? Walk 30 meters and see for yourself. And so on for each comment.
10. Hotel guests.
Ukraine, Belarus, Turkey.

I will not describe people, you will understand a lot from what was written above. I can say one thing: all kings and princes are proud from countries where tomatoes do not grow and ice cream is not made. And all this is an average of 100 kg per body, running for food for every smell. Let's not talk about moral principles.
If you still want to take a risk, then my advice is: in which case, do not be silent, but tell the managers, guest relation, reception. Otherwise, you will not get the minimum comfort. Moreover, it became known from insider sources that people in the government are connected with the hotel, so there will be nothing for the hotel, and the managers, accordingly, do not care about the guests.