Ла Мер-Он же Гранд гойнюк(ни зачто!) La Mer - He's the Grand Goynuk (no way!)

Goynuk (as it was later called shit * k) in which the La Mer hotel is located, this is a very picturesque place, like in the entire Kemer region, around the mountains, the cleanest sea, and heading into it we did not realize that a positive attitude before rest would be replaced by a negative...
Let's start with the fact that a kilometer from the hotel there is an Aeration station (the so-called sewerage cleaning station) with a corresponding smell that intensifies with heat, only the hotel room was closed hermetically (but they didn’t come to rest in the room, but to nature). The smell is the first minus .
The second minus is that from a two-week vacation of 8 days at sea, in addition to vacationers, feces floated in sufficient quantities to cause disgust for the sea, some people from such a sea had rashes all over their bodies (feces either from a boat standing on the pier of the hotel, or from a pipe aeration station extending 300 meters into the sea).

The hotel has already changed its name three times, which indicates that it does not value its "brand". Bad reviews, changed the name and here is a new hotel for you. But it was not there. Vacationers on the beach share their negativity instead of enjoying their vacation. . .
A couple more stones in the garden LA measure: towels are given out on schedule, from 9 to 12-30 and from 14-30 to 17-30 so that you can take them when you go to take sunbeds, which is about 7-8 in the morning (to take a free place, because there are no free ones at 8)) it’s not possible, and when you leave the beach around 18.18-30 it’s not possible to hand them over, you have to drag towels with you to the room and dry them on the balcony (see photo), also repeatedly towels with sun loungers of some vacationers were stolen, then they had to be paid for 10 USD (some of them had their mobile and wallet stolen from the beach)....
Further, the air conditioner works according to a schedule that no one knows, that is, you turn on the air conditioner and it blows heat from the street with a smell (indicated above). Further, the cleaning of the rooms does not stand up to criticism, the towels were changed two or three times in two weeks, although the towels laid on the floor are a requirement for their replacement (the used ones were taken and hung up like new), the bed was changed once... At the end of the holiday, they stole from The remote control was before cleaning, disappeared after cleaning, but the benefit of Guest Relations works adequately, and the remote control was returned. The food is average, the main thing is not to eat salads from products that you have not eaten (in previous times vacationers) take fresh fruits and vegetables, a couple of times there was not fresh meat. Every evening there were kebabs (lamb, fish (ala herring), shawarma). Basically people eat french fries. . . The hotel staff is nasty. There is a lot, but after which the hotel is not only 5 you can’t name, but you can put 3 with a stretch, we are resting in Turkey not for the first time and some 4-rks of Kemer tear LA Mer like a child... Why didn’t we go to 4rku? Because the rooms in normal hotels are stopped one and a half to two months before the date of arrival, and not one or two days, as happens with the LA-mer.
The animation is average, not groovy (for girls 16-18 years old, the animators climb directly on them). Water sports on the hotel's beach are annoying with daily inviting and talking, we go for a ride, they don’t finish the set time...

The hotel is definitely not worth the money, and the nature around it does not save it. The hotel park is small, but the management was not smart enough to put up benches-arbors for those who would like to relax from the beach, read a book, chat, etc. You can continue to infinity, I think that's enough...
Sorry for the negativity, it hurts. And I would not like that someone would "hit" with this hotel.