Отель плохой The hotel is bad

We went to Turkey from ANEX TOUR / We arrived at the LA MER hotel in the town of Goynuk near Kemer on 08.05. 2017 at 8 am. They settled us at 14:00. But in this case, we have no complaints, because the settlement went according to the rules. The hotel looks nothing. Large beautiful hall, white and pink sofas for waiting. True, the toilet on the ground floor is dirty, the taps are broken, and there is often no soap and paper for wiping hands. There is a shelf with books in the hall (only all of them are in German. Apparently, mostly Germans used to rest there. Therefore, whoever goes there to relax and takes a book with them, I urge you to leave it there for Russian-speaking tourists). It reminds us of our resorts of the 60-70s of the last century. We were given a room with a sea view. The room is nice, clean, linen and towels are clean. The view from the window is beautiful (keep in mind that the view from the window of the sea gives you a lot of inconvenience due to the fact that in the evenings the music rumbles from the discos of the neighboring hotel and from your own until 1-3 am). .
The staff is friendly and always willing to help. The hotel area is very green. Tall shady sprawling pine trees, cut grass (although there are few flowers), a large pool, two small pools for children and a slide, there is a children's room on the territory, but there is absolutely nothing to do there, no one except you yourself will deal with children.
Now for the bad. There is no WiFi, we can say that it simply does not exist. The food was disgusting. I understand that at home we also do not have a very varied diet, but nevertheless, the hotel could have fed better. The meat was mixed with soy. The chicken was always boiled, and then soaked in some kind of sauce, which did not differ much from each other: everything tasted sour, the fruits (apples and peaches) were rotten, and besides, the peaches were not ripe.

Strawberries, unlike other hotels, have never been seen, there is no ice cream either. Cakes are all mostly made from semolina, only of different colors and decorated a little differently. As a rule, only two types are made from flour, and the remaining 22 are made from semolina. True buns are delicious - well done baker. Soups are prison gruel. Dishes in the dining room are not washed well, often unwashed spoons, cups and plates came across. This hotel is listed as ultra all inclusive. This suggests that people there (especially ours) drink from morning to evening and from evening to morning. They crawl around the hotel like stained flies. Our people are drawn to the beach with an unthinkable amount of beer, cocktails and cigarettes. Therefore, if you come to the beach to sunbathe and swim in the sea, then keep in mind that next to you people will drink beer, eat roach (the smell is like in a pub) and smoke.
Beach towels are not washed, but only rinsed in sea water and, as a result, they all stink of fish, and you will also smell like fish, respectively. Entry into the sea is normal - small pebbles, the beach - gray sand mixed with small pebbles. There are no scales in the hotel, there is a winding of suitcases for money (how much it costs - I don’t know, we didn’t use it).
The animation is ugly, there is no children's animation at all.
There is nowhere to go in Goynuk especially - 3 streets. You can get to Kemer by regular bus. There are car and bicycle rentals.

I do not recommend this hotel.