Your rating of this hotel:
7.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
5.0
Service:
3.0
Cleanliness:
3.0
Food:
4.0
Amenities:
7.0
impressive sea!
So, where to start . . ? ))
rested from 1-11 August.
All negative reviews are TRUE!
You need to go to Turkey with a certain attitude, you need to understand that Turkish 5 * is European 2-3 **.
I don’t want to offend anyone, but a person who has never seen anything better in his life can be delighted with La mer, for him yes - this is 5 *. If there is nothing to compare with. First of all - service. Upon arrival, they waited for a room for several hours, they settled in a room that absolutely did not correspond to the standard one - overlooking the restaurant hood, which is terribly noisy around the clock and stinks! The room only fit a bed, 2 bedside tables, a TV a la the 90s and . . that's it! It was hard to turn around in the bathroom. . . a small washbasin, etc. Very cheap repairs, plumbing. After 2 days, we were moved to the best room 2 times more, they didn’t pay, our guide Vlad patted us - tour tezz. It became easier to breathe) The plumbing in the bathroom is sloppy, the showers are leaking . . They try to clean the room daily, but they don’t have time often. The maids are steamed, sweaty, with miserable eyes. I just feel sorry for them) There is a very large flow of people and it is not possible to have time to clean each room with high quality. They save on maids! I wash the floor in such a way that you often find some kind of hair, garbage, etc . .
Mirrors in elevators, windows, everything that you can touch and leave a fingerprint - everything is slapped, stuffed to the point of impossibility - including the clock at the reception (the cat shows the time in different countries) This is very striking and you can draw the appropriate conclusions - a mess in everything ! ) But you need to pull yourself together and not fall into despair from the first day! We need to find pluses and console ourselves with them, which is what we did))
For example, the sea is very warm-23gr. and fresh at the same time. Clean, the bottom can be seen even behind the beeches - it's nice! A couple of times, however, they noticed garbage, they throw away yachts, freaks) I liked sunbathing on the pier - my legs are clean, jumping low into the water, sun loungers, umbrellas, towels - for free. The pier is a spree - the boards are apparently already rotting, so when it's wet, it's unpleasant with your feet (((
There is a little garbage on the beach, the boy goes to clean up sometimes))
Furniture in restaurants, lobbies, halls, etc. is terrible! Greasy! old! Is it really difficult to at least restore, not to mention the replacement for such a cool 5 * hotel)) They save, shameless! The restaurant is more like a restaurant! Unsanitary conditions. The waiters are dirty, disheveled, sweaty, smelly, but they are not rude, they try because they want their tips))) Everyone wants money, they are offended if you don’t give it. The receptionist even almost burst into tears with the words - This is not true "and with tears in his eyes, when he brought our things to the room, and we didn’t have small $ to give him)) Circus!
I didn't like the food, to be honest. Very monotonous. The meat was mostly only chicken, less often beef, there were only cutlets from baoanina. They don't eat pork. Fish every day - small trout and any bony. Potatoes are not tasty at all, mashed potatoes taste exactly like mivina mashed potatoes! Sausages - here you just want to swear... Not edible, do not eat, poison! Cheese cutting is so-so, for a C grade. Breakfast is always the same - boiled, fried eggs . . no scrambled eggs for you, nifiga. 2 times there were pancakes. Fans of dry breakfasts - better smoke! Flakes are shit! Delicious dried apricots, figs, raisins)) - it's impossible to spoil it) Honeycombs - delicious. Coffee and coffee drinks from vending machines are a rare poison! Don't even be tempted to try! They drank only tea, cola and water. Fresh - for a fee - $ 4. Everywhere there are devices with synthetic drinks such as invites! Shit! Better water! Beer is so-so, for C grade. Alcoholic drinks of local production - take care, you risk spending the night in and over the toilet)))
We liked the sweet table, delicious fresh biscuit cakes, honey sticks (I don’t know what they are called) The dishes are just not signed. Mix something and guess what it is, kapets. The side dishes are all tasteless. I still can’t understand how you can ruin a salad of tomatoes and cucumbers with herbs! Very sweet watermelons! Fruit is not always fresh. Once there was fresh figs.
Excursions took only three - the Turkish night, a trip to the SPA in Kemer and a night tasse on the yacht TEZZ TOUR. I'll start with the yacht. This is for the stoned and the addicted! The sane shouldn't go. The dance floor is designed for 60 people, and 180 people in general, more than 400 were driven onto the yacht! It looked like some kind of evacuation, state of emergency)) People were poking around, lying, sleeping all over the yacht. They danced on their heads to the music of world famous DJs. Those who were launched first took their places and guarded them, they were not allowed to sit down - pi... -ts. What kind of disco level is this, when there is nowhere to sit, nowhere to dance, a very long line to the bar and a toilet all the time! and it's for $55. It's clear how you feel! Tezz tour don't joke like that anymore! For 55 dollars, the husband slept on the upper deck) cool)
Turkish night - it was fun, I'm not complaining. Especially the last number is a must see. And SPA is also a scam, don't be fooled, the level is low for this money. But the Balinese massage is SUPER!! ! Balinese girls, they have magic hands - I recommend!
Don't go to the spa in the hotel. Antediluvian trainers! Towels in the gym stink very much, take beach towels with you! But that is not all. We were finished off by dry rations, since we didn’t have time to have breakfast, we opened our lunch at the airport... as if, well, in short - a crumpled bun with poppy seeds a week ago, a terrible orange, 3 olives and 30 grams of boiled sausage of a suspicious color - EVERYTHING! Bon appetit! I had to take 2 pizzas, 2 coffees and cola on the spot - everything costs $ 27!
take your alcoholic drinks with you! Necessarily
So, where to start . . ? ))
rested from 1-11 August.
All negative reviews are TRUE!
You need to go to Turkey with a certain attitude, you need to understand that Turkish 5 * is European 2-3 **.
I don’t want to offend anyone, but a person who has never seen anything better in his life can be delighted with La mer, for him yes - this is 5 *. If there is nothing to compare with. First of all - service. Upon arrival, they waited for a room for several hours, they settled in a room that absolutely did not correspond to the standard one - overlooking the restaurant hood, which is terribly noisy around the clock and stinks! The room only fit a bed, 2 bedside tables, a TV a la the 90s and . . that's it! It was hard to turn around in the bathroom. . . a small washbasin, etc. Very cheap repairs, plumbing. After 2 days, we were moved to the best room 2 times more, they didn’t pay, our guide Vlad patted us - tour tezz. It became easier to breathe) The plumbing in the bathroom is sloppy, the showers are leaking . . They try to clean the room daily, but they don’t have time often. The maids are steamed, sweaty, with miserable eyes. I just feel sorry for them) There is a very large flow of people and it is not possible to have time to clean each room with high quality. They save on maids! I wash the floor in such a way that you often find some kind of hair, garbage, etc . .
Mirrors in elevators, windows, everything that you can touch and leave a fingerprint - everything is slapped, stuffed to the point of impossibility - including the clock at the reception (the cat shows the time in different countries) This is very striking and you can draw the appropriate conclusions - a mess in everything ! ) But you need to pull yourself together and not fall into despair from the first day! We need to find pluses and console ourselves with them, which is what we did))
For example, the sea is very warm-23gr. and fresh at the same time. Clean, the bottom can be seen even behind the beeches - it's nice! A couple of times, however, they noticed garbage, they throw away yachts, freaks) I liked sunbathing on the pier - my legs are clean, jumping low into the water, sun loungers, umbrellas, towels - for free. The pier is a spree - the boards are apparently already rotting, so when it's wet, it's unpleasant with your feet (((
There is a little garbage on the beach, the boy goes to clean up sometimes))
Furniture in restaurants, lobbies, halls, etc. is terrible! Greasy! old! Is it really difficult to at least restore, not to mention the replacement for such a cool 5 * hotel)) They save, shameless! The restaurant is more like a restaurant! Unsanitary conditions. The waiters are dirty, disheveled, sweaty, smelly, but they are not rude, they try because they want their tips))) Everyone wants money, they are offended if you don’t give it. The receptionist even almost burst into tears with the words - This is not true "and with tears in his eyes, when he brought our things to the room, and we didn’t have small $ to give him)) Circus!
I didn't like the food, to be honest. Very monotonous. The meat was mostly only chicken, less often beef, there were only cutlets from baoanina. They don't eat pork. Fish every day - small trout and any bony. Potatoes are not tasty at all, mashed potatoes taste exactly like mivina mashed potatoes! Sausages - here you just want to swear... Not edible, do not eat, poison! Cheese cutting is so-so, for a C grade. Breakfast is always the same - boiled, fried eggs . . no scrambled eggs for you, nifiga. 2 times there were pancakes. Fans of dry breakfasts - better smoke! Flakes are shit! Delicious dried apricots, figs, raisins)) - it's impossible to spoil it) Honeycombs - delicious. Coffee and coffee drinks from vending machines are a rare poison! Don't even be tempted to try! They drank only tea, cola and water. Fresh - for a fee - $ 4. Everywhere there are devices with synthetic drinks such as invites! Shit! Better water! Beer is so-so, for C grade. Alcoholic drinks of local production - take care, you risk spending the night in and over the toilet)))
We liked the sweet table, delicious fresh biscuit cakes, honey sticks (I don’t know what they are called) The dishes are just not signed. Mix something and guess what it is, kapets. The side dishes are all tasteless. I still can’t understand how you can ruin a salad of tomatoes and cucumbers with herbs! Very sweet watermelons! Fruit is not always fresh. Once there was fresh figs.
Excursions took only three - the Turkish night, a trip to the SPA in Kemer and a night tasse on the yacht TEZZ TOUR. I'll start with the yacht. This is for the stoned and the addicted! The sane shouldn't go. The dance floor is designed for 60 people, and 180 people in general, more than 400 were driven onto the yacht! It looked like some kind of evacuation, state of emergency)) People were poking around, lying, sleeping all over the yacht. They danced on their heads to the music of world famous DJs. Those who were launched first took their places and guarded them, they were not allowed to sit down - pi... -ts. What kind of disco level is this, when there is nowhere to sit, nowhere to dance, a very long line to the bar and a toilet all the time! and it's for $55. It's clear how you feel! Tezz tour don't joke like that anymore! For 55 dollars, the husband slept on the upper deck) cool)
Turkish night - it was fun, I'm not complaining. Especially the last number is a must see. And SPA is also a scam, don't be fooled, the level is low for this money. But the Balinese massage is SUPER!! ! Balinese girls, they have magic hands - I recommend!
Don't go to the spa in the hotel. Antediluvian trainers! Towels in the gym stink very much, take beach towels with you! But that is not all. We were finished off by dry rations, since we didn’t have time to have breakfast, we opened our lunch at the airport... as if, well, in short - a crumpled bun with poppy seeds a week ago, a terrible orange, 3 olives and 30 grams of boiled sausage of a suspicious color - EVERYTHING! Bon appetit! I had to take 2 pizzas, 2 coffees and cola on the spot - everything costs $ 27!
take your alcoholic drinks with you! Necessarily
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