ООчень скромная тройка Very humble trio

I won't write good or bad reviews. Only facts in comparison. I must say right away that I wanted to go to a guest house near the Olympic Park in Sochi, but my wife found a budget option in Turkey Fiscos Beach for a week all inclusive for one for 22.450 r with a flight. Sochi came out more expensive than 35 - 40 thousand, so the choice fell on Fiscos Beach, given the financial crisis. In Turkey, I can compare for the fourth time. So in order. The hotel is located on the second line, but only 50 meters from the sea. The promenade near the hotel is quite normal, but in Sochi it is much better. At the reception - there is a Russian-speaking Nara, so there are no language problems. The room is very small, the furniture is very old. There is air conditioning, no refrigerator and mini bar, remote control TV but very old, not plasma. There are no Russian channels, perhaps this is for the best. There is an opportunity to take a break from political zombies. Wi fi in the room does not take, only in the lobby bar. There is no cleaning in the room as such, you have to order at the reception, they cleaned it up once a week. Yes, I forgot to mention mosquitoes. They really exist and no one is engaged in smoke processing of insects. In general, if you don’t find fault, then I said to myself, Igor, what do you want for 22.450 rubles? Food is a separate song. There is no buffet as such. A specially trained chef puts just a little bit of everything on your plate. Meat of one kind is strictly beef stroganoff (you can save on gravy correctly), and the chef puts it on your plate like in a pharmacy. Even the garnish itself will not work. The only fruit is watermelon. In general, you can't get better. I said to myself, Igor, what do you want for 22.450 rubles? Drinks - they dilute wines, it turns out that I do not advise you to drink chilled acetic acid. There are crayfish and vodka, but they are in short supply, constantly running out. The only drink they serve from factory-made bottles is beer. But no one will pour you a glass. Only in small glasses - a glass of beer. I asked for two glasses of beer at once - they do not pour it. Drank, come to the bar for the next glass, and the bartender often leaves for a smoke, so you have to wait for a glass of beer. But I said to myself, Igor, what do you want for 22.450 rubles? Beach - the hotel rents little territory, so if you arrive late, the sunbeds are occupied, and the free ones belong to other hotels, and if you are from Fiscos, they drive you away. As an alternative, there is a pier nearby and a ladder into the sea, I laid a towel there, sunbathed and swam directly from the pier. Yes, in a nearby hotel there is a SPA with European prices, but you can bargain. The hands of a masseuse from Kyrgyzstan are very average, doing all the techniques except kneading (kneading in a massage, I’ll remind you of the main technique. I used to do massage myself), and when after the procedure I was taken to the relaxation room on the sunbeds, where relaxation music sounded, the SPA administrator was lying on the sunbed and yelled loudly in Turkish on the phone, solving his problems, then turned to me and asked in broken English, how do I have a spa? I said in Russian THIS IS THE SERVICE THIS IS THIS I UNDERSTAND. Summarizing everything, I can say that any rest is better than no rest. I was in a positive mood, so I had a good rest, and when I arrived in Moscow, I said to myself, Igor, well, what do you want for 22.450 rubles