Отель для пенсионеров. Hotel for pensioners.

In general, the expectations were not met, they flew in almost at night, they promised to leave us food, but in fact they gave a spoonful of spicy potatoes and tomatoes, they also promised to connect wi-fi, But no one spoke Russian there and it’s good that I explained in my own language in 30 minutes that nothing connects with us, by the way, your file is terribly dumb, from drinks a couple of juices and those are terribly sweet and diluted, at the bar there is only beer, vodka, gin, wine and cola, sprite, don’t even hope for any cocktails, we didn’t take a child and thank God, the food is spicy, the same every day, you can hardly eat here, and the child would starve, the water in the room is salty like in the sea, even brushing your teeth is impossible. There is no water in the room, the maximum is to go to buy or carry in a glass from the bar. It takes about 5 minutes to go to the sea, there is no first line for you, the sea is very salty, and there are very few sun loungers for the pigale, the entrance is rocky. It takes about 7 minutes to get to the city, it costs almost a dollar one way. By the way, my husband was stung by a jellyfish at sea and, having run to the hotel, we explained what happened, while they were trying to understand and the doctor arrived, 40 minutes passed, if he were allergic, the horses would have moved. In short, there is nowhere to go, the sea is boring and salty, you can’t wash normally, the food is salty and spicy, if you are a pensioner or like monotony, this is for you, oh yes, the animation and songs are absolutely the same every evening, at 10 pm it’s already quiet, complete boring! From entertainment, only a slide and then it works for an hour for the whole day, there are no basketballs, volleyballs, nothing about fast food, every time potatoes and a semblance of a hot dog are not boring, and it’s tea time, they put a plate of cookies on everyone, and if you don’t take a queue you probably won't eat it!