Отель средний, тихий отдых, злой повар, отвратительный интернет Average hotel, quiet stay, evil chef, disgusting internet

The hotel is conveniently located on the first line. All windows face the sea. Cleaning is weak, but tolerable - even if you leave money, the dust will not be wiped off on your furniture either for free or for money. In the shower, water flows out from under the tray, which is inconvenient, because there is nothing to wipe the water with. In some rooms, either half of the lighting in the room does not work, or the air conditioning. In our case, there was a "bonus" - neither the air conditioner worked, nor the light in the part of the room where the TV was. At the request to fix the breakdown, the staff abruptly stopped understanding Russian speech. Well, okay. Survived without a conder.
The territory is small, the pool is clean, its own small beach, there is always enough space. For a quiet retirement vacation will do. You can buy water in front of the shops or in the hotel on the ground floor. At breakfast, they open a cooler with water, juice, tea and coffee, but when you try to get water into a bottle, the service staff looks at you like a wolf, as if you are pumping oil for nothing... The hotel is not bad for living.
In the kitchen, a separate note to the gray-haired cook. If you were born evil, forever dissatisfied with either work or life, and so hate people - stay at home, do not spoil people's rest with your sour mine. I understand that you cook from the meager set of products that the owner provides you. It's not up to you to diversify the menu. Noooo. . . Why the fuck. . . grumble and spit at the people you HAVE to fry an omelette in the morning? Will your hands fall off? Not a single day did I see that this evil creature did not grumble over the tiles. Minus the hotel for such a cook.

And a big request to the owner - do something with WI-FI. I understand that this may be costly for you, you do not care how people get out with messages home. But that's not possible. It is not rational to come for a week and buy an expensive Turkish SIM card, for which you have to go to the center, waste time and money. Let not the whole hotel, but at least one real point near the reception will have a normal connection. People SHOULD send messages home to their relatives on time, solve work issues. And in your hotel you sit without the Internet, as in the Stone Age. Pensioners gather in a bunch and go poking their phones in all corners in order to catch at least a little connection and chat with relatives. The bullying is real.
You can recommend a hotel for pensioners (the hotel is quiet, you can sleep), or for those who do not care what kind of food (because it is monotonous and simple there... you can start a diet for those who want to lose weight), for non-drinkers (alcohol is not included, and with you cannot bring it to the terrace).