Crap hotel

Written: 24 august 2009
Travel time: 11 — 21 august 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
This hotel is liked by three categories:
1. Who paid a little money up to 40.000 rubles for two
2. For whom comfort is not important, the main thing is hanging out outside the hotel
3. To whom the main thing would be a sea of ​ ​ ​ ​ free swill, even body

My wife and I don’t belong to any category, we don’t make any special demands, but we like it to be elementary clean. I honestly gave myself and my wife $ 2 for this : )), which could have been given to the cleaners. It was pouring from the ceiling in the bathroom, the ceiling already caved in, periodically had to lift and pour tons of water, the toilet swayed. We used to walk neat, but the question : "Where can I iron or borrow an iron? ", the hotel guide said: "And go unironed! ". We found an iron for rent in one shop, paid 4 dollars (20 dollars were left as a deposit), they ironed everything in the evening and tried not to wrinkle clothes. The wardrobe was skewed, the bottom shelf was broken. We settled right in front of the restaurant, where the music was blaring with might and main almost until the morning, and nearby bars and restaurants turned on a moderate sound, they were very grateful to Allah for Friday prayers, as it was the only quiet evening and good night. One of the nights I didn’t dream that I get up, take a grenade launcher, go out onto the balcony, shoot direct fire at this bar, an explosion . . silence... and only a jammed record gave out: “macarena . . macarena . . ” - woke up in a great mood! : ) ) The food is monotonous, I didn’t like the taste of food, although some of them killed two full plates, sometimes they came across poorly washed plates, just in case they took activated charcoal before eating. it was not equipped for two days, then it was equipped, but it was not cleaned. Moreover, nearby it was clear how the beaches were robbed. Lying in a garbage dump was not very pleasant. In general, we paid 51.600 for 10 days and realized how we were cheated! to get a quality service. So, those who go to this hotel, more than 15.000 per person for 10 days, it is not worth it, and if you are not elementary pigs, but want order and comfort, in no case go here!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original