Ужжас!!! Uzhzhas!!!

Hotel Diana in Marmaris, Turkey.
Doesn't compare to other 3 star hotels I've stayed in.
My husband and I have been here since 31.08. 13 to 11.09. 13, although this can be called a vacation with a stretch, rather, we were waiting for this "vacation" to end.
Food:
Salads are quite tolerable, but only vegetable. And then not always, there were also sour.
Soups are normal, but there were also unpeeled carrots.
There was no meat at all.
Chicken and offal were, though not every day, only for dinner.
Fish are also relatively rare.
But soy meat heaps, but who wants to eat them all the time? !
Of the fruits were only plums and apples (for dinner) and then not every day.
Beach:
The hotel does not have its own.
On the beach, which is a 10-minute walk, it’s better not to meddle at all: dirt, garbage floating in the water, and most importantly, in order to spend time there, you must definitely buy something at the nearest bar.
There is a free shuttle from the hotel to nirvana beach.

At 9:00 and 10:00 (the ride is literally 10 minutes). But you can’t take any water and food with you “buy everything in local bars”, but sunbeds and mattresses are provided free of charge. The bus returns at 17:30 and 18:00. But who can endure on the beach for so long? ! I had to walk for 40 minutes.
Pools:
there are 3 small pools for 4 buildings, but in principle this was enough.
Only plastic cups floating in them were embarrassing.
Bar:
I can’t say anything about alcohol ... , my husband and I are non-drinkers).
Carbonated drinks are local, but bottled, respectively, are not diluted with water. And coffee from the machine. Very disappointed "juices" resembles an invite or yuppies (who remembers this rubbish).
Rooms:
Room 3 by 3 meters. Bathroom 1.5 by 1.5 while sorry to go to the toilet you have to stand with your feet in the shower))). There was a hole in the shower covered with a plastic bag.
The TV shows 3 Russian channels, although the kinescope is dead.
True, ours didn’t work, they called a repairman (didn’t come) it’s good that my husband can do everything, so he fixed it himself, and for one and the balcony door))).
The air conditioner was placed right above the bed, only turned it on when we left. And if you use the air conditioner, be prepared for the fact that there will be a non-drying puddle on the balcony).
Service:
Nothing to say goodbye)). We had 1 single bedspread for two, the second was promised, promised, but never given))
Toilet paper was given only when my husband told them a terrible tale that I was poisoned and it is vital for me)))).
The mirror is so dirty and has remained throughout the holiday since we moved in. But the bed was made regularly and the towels were beautifully laid out, albeit wet after a morning shower)).
We flew there at 21:00, were at the hotel at 00:00 fed us on the plane, respectively, at 19:00 you know what portions there)), but at the hotel they sent us to the forest, they say wait for the morning.
I had to go in search of food in the city)).
WiFi:
Immediately get ready to pay $10 for a password to surf the Internet in the lobby at the reception.

The music is very loud there until late at night. This hotel is more for 20 year old companies than for families.


In other words, my dears, do not spoil your vacation, take a hotel not lower than 4. We have made a conclusion. I hope this post will help someone)).