Привет Совок! Hello Scoop!

Good day to all. I am sitting at the hotel reception, writing a review (09/04/2010-09/16/2010). I'll start from the beginning. Month picking the Internet, read reviews on different hotels in Turkey. Then he got tired and gave everything at the mercy of HollidayTravel Kyiv, which take us not the first time. The price / quality ratio for three (2 adults and a 4-year-old imp (kitten)) stopped at ClubBellaSun. TezTour worked well as always. We left the front door at 4-30, at 12-30 we went to the hotel reception. At the Antalya airport, several tables of Tez were waiting, scanning vouchers, right there the number of the bus with the engine running and the air conditioner turned on. An hour of unhurried progress, during which the wonderful representative Taza gave out a bunch of useful information on the tour and Turkey in general. Again, a wonderful representative of Teza met at the reception, promptly helped to register. Settlement at 14-00. But from the moment of registration, you can use all the services of the hotel. We went to the territory. And then the first shock (for the wife). Three swimming pools surround the buildings in a circle, animation and music yells, moving like on Khreschatyk on the Day of Kyiv. I immediately rushed to building number 3 (I read it before in the reviews). Hood, letter P, 4 floors, inside a quiet courtyard with oranges and pomegranates. Babayka quietly bakes cakes on gas. One side goes to some kind of stump with dense trees. He dragged his shock wife and a small one to the reception, showed the girl Natalia (Taz), she frayed something in Turkish with holdies. We ate at 13:00. Because flew out early in the morning +7 C, then they were not dressed for local +32 C. Stupidly unpacked at the reception and began to change clothes for the little one. Here the Holdeis began to fuss, pulled out ours from the common bundle of documents and gave out the keys. You can't imagine better, the quietest room on the 3rd floor, the windows on the stump with a green tree directly onto the balcony. 10 ye brought later. Who will go and want COMPLETE silence, then numbers 3119-3126.3219-3226, etc. up to the 4th floor (1st digit building, 2nd floor).
And now to the point.
Hotel. Horse scoop. Who understands what we are talking about, it is like a departmental sanatorium somewhere in Evpatoria or Saki. Buildings with elevators, ordinary soviet rooms, a standard push, a shower room with a tray (we have a long curtain and nothing splashed), a washbasin, a hair dryer, kondyka, a TV set, new but miserable furniture a la BrovaryDrev, a double bed, a small standard single. In short, to spend 6 hours at night and 2 during the day in the form of sleep is super. Safe 1 euro per day rent. The camera, fotik and 2 shovelers climb. Everything on the territory is very close and everything is very compact. From the same beach or pool, it was not difficult to drop into the room for something. There is a kids club. Mini market with everything you want. Under the Hamam restaurant with massage and peeling. Recommended per daytwo arrivals - 35 ye. The wife is delighted.

Food. Well, everything is standard here as for countries such as Turkey and Egypt. You will not stay hungry, you just need to be patient for a couple of days and choose the optimal menu for yourself. Don't expect borscht, blood sausages, dumplings and lard. I think it’s worth going through vegetables, chicken menu, pasta during the holidays. On the beach from 12-00 McMenu - French fries and Big Mac, delicious. Although food for children is not imprisoned. Who does not eat breakfast well, I recommend taking a couple of packs of Nesquik with you (there is milk in the morning). Soups are thick but spicy. Can be diluted with water. Easy pizza during the day.
The drinks. Fruit type nectars, fanta, cola, sprite, water. Light beer (not diluted, as they said here), red / white wine (not vinegar, as they wrote here, just dry), good vodka, gin good. Poured from 10-00 to 24-00.
Beach. Well, here again Evpatoria. Before him min. 5 slow moves. The very first impression - at the entrance to the beach was waiting for me... No, not a beautiful nymph, but a hefty stinking pile of shit. Moreover, it was not possible to determine its affiliation, because. she was half trampled on and the shitty footprints led to the bar for beer. Although, by its residual size, stench and consistency, I determined that it belonged rather to 2 legs, because I did not find 4 legs of such a volume. Before lunch, even a blind man could get into the bar, walking through the stench, and then she was stupidly dragged along the beach and sidewalk. Well, everything is in a bunch, the bodies lie as densely as on a walrus rookery (see DiscoveryAnimal). But until 8-00 you can throw towels on the elite 3rd line (the 1st and 2nd apparently open at 6 am). The sea is good, for that it is the sea.
Contingent. 90 percent Russian, and from somewhere in the Urals, respectively, and the behavioral level is everywhere, from the canteen (this must be seen) and ending with the beach and the pool (just ignore it). Interspersed with Czechs, Hungarians, Poles (and what did they forget here) and Kazakhs. I could not authenticate the number of Ukrainians, because the faces and behavior are similar, but I did not hear Ukrainian speech. A huge number of children, minidisco in the evenings. We went for the sake of the child, he is completely delighted.

Money. Take dollars / euros in the ratio in half. Something is profitable in euros (visa - 30 dollars or 20 e, rate 1.5), something in dollars. (well, like corn 1 dollar or 1e), etc. Lyra is not needed. At least at the airport, do not change, there the exchange rate is 1.3, and at the hotel up to 1.5, and in the city 1.6. It is more profitable to change the euro, the rate is somewhere around 1.3-1.35 to the dollar.
Outcome. If you are a scoop, were born in the 70s, went through the sheds of Azov and the houses of the Crimea, if you have a preschool child brought up in the spirit of rational minimalism and you were going on vacation again to the Crimea, then you can safely go to BellaSun, because along the way it it will be, if not cheaper, then the same money, the child will receive a lot of positive (and you, too). Here you are really welcome, and they don’t look like “come in large numbers here”, not forgetting to rent a three-way trip for dubious services. Well, do not save money, Taz still rules. And do not forget, from the moment you register at this hotel, you are NOT ABROAD, you are in SOVKA (Yevpatoriya, Saki, Alushta, Sudak). Work hard, work with your elbows, achieve your little comfort. For a different holiday, there are completely different hotels and for completely different money. Accept it and enjoy yourselves.
Good luck to all and bye.