Very bad!

Written: 28 august 2014
Travel time: 16 — 23 august 2014
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 4.0
Good day, dear tourists and future travelers!
4 days ago we returned from Turkey "Larissa Beach Club" 4 *. We went to rest on a ticket, which was presented for the wedding. Accordingly, it was not possible to change the hotel (unfortunately), yes, and as they say, "You don't look a gift horse in the mouth"... But still!
They brought us to the hotel - very quickly issued the keys. The lobby smelled terribly of the toilet (fe-e! ) They took us to the room - they showed us how it works - everything worked. (Thank God! ). And then I started looking around the room. Its size is somewhere 4 * 4 (maybe less). The bedside table stands in such a way that the closet cannot be opened, so at 23.00 in the evening we had to make a small rearrangement. I won’t write about the cleanliness of the room - you will see in the photo (either smeared goats, or mosquitoes on the walls, unwashed stains, it’s not clear why on the floor, curly black hair on the sheets, as well as clogged tangles of hair and dust in the corners, stains from it’s not clear what is on the blanket) Next is the shower room (it’s a pity that there is no burping emoticon ((() Between the tiles (which is also in the photo) the fungus settled and lives comfortably, the rest can be seen from the photo.

After the inspection, we went to a late dinner (tomato puree soup and bread), after which in the morning we ran to the toilet for distillation.
The sea. . . Hot. . . no, I'm not exaggerating - it's hot! and dirty off the coast of Larissa. I justified this by the fact that the air temperature was very high, but when I went out a little further along the pier, and then on the ship, I saw that the sea was clear there.
Bar near the pool. A wooden tabletop, on which all sorts of drinks are spilled every 15-20 minutes, or even more often, which, as I understand it, cannot be washed off. In short, the stench is terrible.
Dining room. People, I beg you, do not stand in line for half an hour before lunch - enough for everyone! What do you think is my favorite food here? - Pasta with tomato sauce, and my husband's fries with ketchup. The rest - for me - is a rare muck. Their meat is simply not possible. This is plastic or soy with dyes and a lot of spices.
Sweets. Sweets are prepared from breakfasts (Nestlé balls, etc. - what children love), which are mixed with cream and something else. I believe you have submitted it. From fruits - melon, watermelon, orange.
If you love good food, I definitely recommend it. When my husband and I went for a walk to the local market in side, we asked the seller: - "Where can I eat deliciously, otherwise it's not terribly tasty here? " - he replied: "Are you from Lyrissa? "
The beach bar is what I liked. I especially liked the woman who sat in the lotus position and made pita bread, put spicy cheese and something else into it.
Sunbeds on the beach - enough to walk - half broken. the mattress on it is half-spread (compared to the sun loungers of the arched, nearby hotels - this is a kapets! The cleanliness of the beach leaves much to be desired. Algae, dogs, gobies (cigarettes) glasses.
Forgot to say the main thing. 80% of the people living here are Russians. So it's up to you to decide whether to go or not. I wanted to feel like I was abroad, but it almost felt like home.
The last day before leaving, after leaving the pool, I found severe irritation on my hand from bleach (pool).

In this hotel I recommend HAMAM! There is nothing more to recommend.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original