Плохой отель с хорошим Wi-Fi Bad hotel with good wifi

We arrived at the hotel at 20:30 and immediately went to dinner. There was nothing to eat but vegetables. After the "dinner" they gave room 1206 overlooking the road. The air conditioner made a crackling noise and did not adjust, the shelves were broken and stacked inside the closet and there was a lot of noise from the road. With these problems we went to the reception. They said that there are no other numbers and everything will be fixed quickly. Deceived. The next day they repeated the trip to the reception and again voiced the problems. By lunchtime, the shelves in the closet were fixed. Again no numbers. Although people come and go.
Numbers do not change under any circumstances!!!
There are a lot of Germans in the hotel, they are licked from head to toe. For Russian speakers - I don't understand you. The food is not very good and you must definitely come to the opening of the restaurant. The bar only raki, vodka and gin. No local whiskey and rum!! ! Wi-Fi is good throughout the hotel.

Room cleaning was once!! ! The cleaning lady comes only from 14 to 16 when everyone is resting from the beach and lunch.
He knocks and immediately opens the door and finds you in shorts and smeared with cream or sleeping. You tell her "later", "an hour later", etc. , but she no longer comes to clean and change bedding and towels. Such a cleaning scam.
No animation. Once a week guest artists: a magician or Turkish dances.
The beach is normal, often sun loungers are occupied by people from neighboring hotels with white and green bracelets, but they are sometimes driven away by an elderly beach boy. To the beach 800-900 m (9-10 minutes walk). Fish in the sea bite infrequently, a couple of times a day, but unexpectedly and painfully.
The location of the hotel is good, near minibuses to Side (4 liras) and Kumkoy. Plus there is a Carrefour store nearby. Local merchants are spoiled by Europeans and prices are in euros everywhere. Traded reluctantly. Everywhere you can pay in euros and dollars. There are no exchangers. You can exchange currency for lira in shops by buying something and get change in lira. The rates are different: in Side McDonald's 7.4 lira per dollar, LC Waikiki 8.3 lira per dollar.
The hotel is not recommended if you are not German).
If you get to this hotel, then agree to a room without a view of the road. Otherwise, you will sleep 4-5 hours a day (or you will have to drink a lot of alcohol in order to fall asleep - traffic on the road is around the clock! ). And the smell of fresh manure from the nearest farm in the hotel will not go anywhere.