Vacation not 5 stars

Written: 24 june 2010
Travel time: 16 — 23 june 2010
They brought us at 9 o'clock in the evening. Settled in quickly. Immediately caught my eye - no ashtrays, you can not smoke indoors. The room is good. Everything is ultra modern. Little things, but pleasant. The bar in the room was replenished every day, but for 2, although there were three of us. Everywhere there are elevators that constantly break down. We lived on the 3rd floor - we had to walk. The room is very stuffy, the climate either works or not. The pool is big but there are not enough sunbeds. For a child, one small pool, there are no slides. There is an indoor pool, but it is very cold water. The kids club is always open. Animators with children are constantly engaged. True, everything is in German, even cartoons. Restaurant: good, food is ok, but it can be better. Fresh in the morning for free. And in general, they can put 5 on the account of drinks. Baileys, whiskey, tequila, cocktails all around the clock, drink as much as you want. The main thing is to know the names. Shorts are not allowed in the restaurant. Waiters start serving for tips.
There is no Turkish bath - in the project. The sea and the beach are a separate conversation. To the sea to go somewhere 800 meters. The road is terrible. The car is driving. The beach is large, the sea is blue, clean. There are small pebbles. No beach activities. Bar only drinks and pita bread. True, they wear a melon or a watermelon. Lots of soft beds. Comfortable to lie down. There is no coastline, not even lighting. Do not walk in the evening. Silence, darkness. Lights throughout the hotel were turned off every day and water too. Do not wash your hair, do not dry it. Diesel installation at the bottom in case of a power outage. So it was turned on every day at five in the morning, all the cinders in the room. The sound and vibration is terrible. Not getting enough sleep.
Furniture everywhere is very beautiful, huge crystal chandeliers. Ashtrays were placed before leaving.

Russians are treated normally only for money.
All this, of course, is tolerable, but it does not pull on 5 stars. You need to go to ROMA at least next year, and preferably in 2 years, by this time at least grass will grow there, otherwise there isn’t even a single palm tree.
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